>goddamn, the resistance isn't the republic army you blind dipshit
Why not? Where does it say this? Genuine questions because they kind of just say resistance and roll with it to my recollection.
>and Luke was a bigger Mary Sue than Rey anyway.
No. If Luke was like Rey in A New Hope,
>Luke is an expert survivalist living on his own on Tatooine. He isn’t subservient to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. He loyally waits for a lost companion to return.
>Luke steals R2-D2 from a Sand Person on a Bantha who has captured the droid. The Sand Person just looks at him and rides away.
>Luke can understand everything R2-D2 says. C-3PO is written out since he’s not needed to translate.
>R2-D2 follows Luke around obediently instead of running away and generally just thinks Luke’s awesome.
>Luke finds Obi-Wan and tells him he’s just a nobody and didn’t even know the Force was real. Obi-Wan hands Luke his father’s saber and then disappears from the movie. No training required.
>Luke experiences a “vision” upon touching the saber for unexplained reasons. Magic lightsaber?
>Luke enters the Cantina and knocks down Ponda Baba and Dr. Evazan with a stick when they threaten him.
>Luke finds the Falcon with only Chewie inside as TIE Fighters start bombing the area. He jumps in and flies it with some wild maneuvers through Beggar’s Canyon while Chewie works the gun port. They destroy the TIEs and return to get Han.
>Chewie is injured while running from Stormtroopers to get to the Falcon and Luke takes over as co-pilot.
>Luke fixes the Falcon’s malfunctions by himself before Han can figure out what to do.
>Han is so impressed with Luke that by the time they get to the remains of Alderaan, he offers Luke a permanent job on his crew.
>same size as the 2nd death star
What? No it isn't.
>Didn't really bother me.
I don't know what to say to you then if you willingly take schlock like that down your throat.
>Phasma
Agreed.