ITT: Describe your sex life with capeshit movie quotes

ITT: Describe your sex life with capeshit movie quotes

I'll start
The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for 3 weeks.

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

You don't get to bring friends.

OP is a faggot

Why would a boy kiss a boy, FAGGOT

I dont understand why this bitch is ugly but hot at the same time.

mewling quim

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

I can do this all day

You're a big guy.

No man in the skyintervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations.

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father, or President Truman. Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead the followed the droppings of lechers and Communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice.

Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden, nobody can think of anything to say.

Rorschach was red-pill as fuck when you think about it.

No one cared who I was till I put on the mask.

i feel you man.

>Rorschach was red-pill as fuck when you think about it.

Not to mention a red stain

At least you can talk!

Pizza time!

some motherfuckers always tryin to iceskate uphill

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" -Peter Parker (Spider-Man 2)

RENT

You diseased maniac.

there are no memorable lines from capeshit with the exception of batman

Cum with me if you want to live

"Do you bleed? You will"

Then I fuck dat boipussy raw

>It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified. It's impossible! I never broke the law! I am the Law!

WRONG

YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR YOU FILTHY JEW KIKE

Ah, yes, I was wondering what would break first... your spirit... OR YOUR BODY!

based

fuck off faggot.

This motherfucker right here is one of the most based characters of all time. And now my quote:

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!

Maximum effort...

Sleeeeep

Shoop Cosby's face on that.

You don't deserve that...

Do you bleed??
you will.

I'm everyone and no one. Everywhere, nowhere. Call me....Darkman.

>Is she with you?
>I thought she was with you