Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

still here

sounds good, can you just sell wherever? I think you need to reserve a booth here or spot to sell

BUT Y THO
>Impersonate
ALSO Y
>Find where I live
That's just where I work!

L-Lewd!
>I'd like to hear more thoughts!

Nope.

Are you saying Anya wouldn't say yes to a Strawberry Ring Pop proposal, in the middle of a sunny strawberry field, as I call her over to look at a "large strawberry" only for it to have said ring pop on it, where I then kneel down and propose?

That job is exactly why I'm up! Same job, at it right now!

>Anya
>Sharing
It's not gunna happen yo, just warning you.

I didn't even get?
What do you mean missed me before? Isn't this your first reply since i replied?
What's wrong?
No I'm just curious what you mean
Because if I remember correctly catching a knuckle sandwich is different from bdsm

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Because you are one.
> i would very much enjoy that
There's the proof~.

Claim

What the fuck am I reading?
Get a room, you fucking retard cunts. You want to fuck Makoto while he is fucked by another guy? You fucking cuck loving dick. Go and pay shota boys to suck your dick, you disgusting pig.

I meant a chicken sandwich, I'm hungry :o

here

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Nigga I didn't know that before. Now i know. This was when I first started here. Remember? I thought impersonating you would be funny.

Woah is shinoa here?

4s? Is there a reason for that?

I thought you said today is a free day?
Perhaps I am the one who needs sleep
Oh? I am pretty sure you said knuckle sandwich
But okay, then go make one dummy

I don't know, that message was posted 2 hours ago in a different thread

Yes but if Anya loves you then she would do anything for you. I know how much you'd like to be "shared"

I'm going to make food people
back in a sec

must have been a typo :o

I only have ham and cheese ._.

Most are, that's why I try to tell them to be talkative, awesome that you aren't though.

How are you liking it?
Just always have liked it, looks cool to me.

There are specifics time when the the swap meet takes place, specifically in the evening and morning.
I rented a pretty small space so as not to spend too much money, I got what I hopped though, which was just a nice return.
I'm also starting work tomorrow, I hope things get better from there.

Kek'd at that way harder than I should have

wew, that's some new level of getting hit on

what are you making? :o

My waifu! ^_^

Who's that?

Oh ya, I remember you trying it that one night as I kek'd.

Nah, it's a free day to sleep. I still got one more day till my days off.
RIP

Sorry Cutie, but that's only if I'm not taken!

>Tfw I'm completely serious

>I know how much you would like to be shared

I bet you are sweating and masturbating while you are writing with one hand.
You are a fucking disgrace to this world.
You are probably fingering your ass when you fap, aswell, then you end up licking it.
Filthy ass stain of shit.

nice meme

what's wrong with a ham and cheese sandwich?
now you did miss mefirst reply

oh yeah I remember you telling me, where are you working again?

and is lain just gonna be at home?

Why are you thinking of other men fingering themselves?

nothing, just in the mood for chicken is all :o

Oh never mind that.

I didn't see you claim, and also I was on the thread before that one.
Just had less sleep lately, but I don't mind it but I do make some mistakes while like this.
Nope. ^

I'll give you a meat sandwich, if you know what i mean

well im not a pervert if i only admit it to you

Wait, hold the fuck on.
How am I doing this?
Do I have three arms?
And why do you fantasize about effeminate males fingering themselves?

ooh thanks im rly hungry and mommy hasn't made lunch yet.
what kind of meat? mommy says i cant eat balogna.

Not sure what time it is for you, are the stores still open?
You have no obligation to talk to me, you didn't know me
I guess we meet now but that would be lying, sort of
Anyway I just want to have fun so I pretty much talk to whoever seems ineresting

Just a cashier job. It's steady income and cleaner than dumpster diving.
Lain will have to stay at home sadly, yes, that's fine though she has her food, graciously provided by my uncle of course, since he has a dog as well.

Why not?

I'll claim all 9

I'm making spaghetti...
Whenever I'm alone I make easy food it's so boring to make food for one person -_-*

Ya. Ages ago. Regardless now you know. I saved those images to try to figure it out if the thread died. And then later I thought, why the Fuck not? I already got like 5 images, why not more? Lets see How far I can impersonate you for a challenge.

I'm not fantasizing about anything. I just make obvious that you are a disgusting faggot who nobody loves but you want desperately to fuck someone.
Except nobody would let someone as pathetic as you fuck them.

it's 6am ;-;
as I said, things should hopefully start getting better and easier to support you and lain

I'll always be available to help in any way I can in the future

It's a special type of meat, it's called "the d"
It's really nice

I only know how to make cereal -_-

are you gonna use meatballs? :o

I have a girlfriend though.

Well, I didn't but seeing how people get to know each other from that, I figured why not.
Going back to my first question, are you new here?
Also here's my reply >

that makes it even worse!

And when you two are lonely I'm sure you'd suck on that strawberry pop together

mommy said "the d" is against the bible and it is not halal so i cannot eat ;o;

Oh yes you are~. There's no need to be shy about it, when you're with me you can let it all out. Because you're my little perv.

Aw, well that's bad
Sometimes mommys and daddys lie though, and it can't hurt anyone if you don't tell them :o

Why aren't you sleeping?
That's why I messaged you first, you seem busy enough handling all the attention you get so I don't blame you for not noticing me
I am not but I very rarely post

thats a bit embarrassing though

I am wondering how far you'd get to be honest...

How is that worse?!

I'd rather suck her strawberry pop.

I'd really rather not you do that.

sorry i mised your coment :'(
its good, atleast its somthing to do xD
I doont know wht it is caled in english.. ground meat?

bishop
it's the weekend :o

but that is against bibel also god/allah sees it

we're already speaking english :o

and so you're using meat chunks?
hmm you wouldn't want me to?

I won't if you don't want that

Of autism

They can't see it if we do it inside

Fair enough
Speaking of, any plans for the sunday?

Me too. I mean, I could get pretty far. I got a pic of your face. Never before seen by others here.

still aganst biebl

Well most.
>ika

why are you posting tomoyoyo? :o
laundry and I need to go buy a new computer mouse

you?

pfftahaha.
How long would you suck though?

No, that goes against some things.

It's just a book
If i wrote a book about how doing it is good then would you want to do it?

Ja, I see, I got carried away.

When did you ever first post on this thread?
It's cool.
You enjoy it then it's not a waste of time.
How much anime could you say you've watched?

I'm using this thing

And I yours, or did you forget?

As long as I could. Or rather, as long as she could hold out.

goes against what things?

sorry if I forgot something
oh that's what my mom used

I prefer having meatballs tho :o

no because it is not bibel
writing books is against the bible

What do you mean?

But the bible is a book, so is the bible against itself?

Maybe at first, but start out small and i'm sure you'll get used to it over time.

You should suck on that strawberry pop until there's nothing left of it you undetermined faggot

why did you delete your post? :o

Because i don't know what you meant
You confuse me like always -_-

no because god wrote the bibel and posting on Sup Forums is against the bibel so I'll have 2 repent before i go to bed

Oh, who said I'd stop when she's finished? I'm going until I can't anymore! Don't worry, if I tire out first, she'll make me keep going.

What happened to your old mouse?
I am quite bored not sure what to do, I feel very empty lately
Ja?
What langauge are you trying to speak here
err I think it was early July

false -_-

im sure you would love the idea of that

Ok, i knew a kid couldn't do this game
I'll have to go ask an adult

But the king said i could -_-

it died ;-;

you should get a friend and snuggle them :o

how lewd. I'll save that and show it to her.

I dont know, I started in 2002-2003
its what I had on hand.

No I have not. It's the only reason I still haven't posted it. I even stated it in an earlier thread that I haven't because you have blackmail material. Ask chara

>Implying she didn't see already
>Implying she already doesn't know

That's true. If I want to do something shocking I'd probably buy you a collar and her a leash.

You're really in a lewd mood today, huh?

The idea of you perving on me without restraint? Oh my yes i would love that very much.

Why do I feel our visits are just gunna turn into who can get more blackmail material on the other?

>Implying I wouldn't welcome that

I blame you.

Ja meaning yea.
Also means yes in German.
Either way you can't go wrong.

Wow, looks like it's true on how rarely you get on. Thought you were very new.
Good to meet you.
Who is your waifu?
Alright, I have no idea what I was doing in that time. Any you consider your favorite?
Where are you from, I'm guessing in the E.U?

I think the suggestion of being shared has gotten you a little excited. Too bad it wouldn't actually happen.

Nononono. No more. Please. I beg you. I cannot do this.

Of couse the collar has "Anya's Pet" written on it.
The rest you two have to figure out

>Not knowing "ja"
GERMAN
DEUTSCH

oh, also hey there, I didn't talk to you yet, did I? Welcome to waifu

well maybe if i had some kind of beverage i may be more open

who is the 7th