How does it feel that this tub of lard has a qt gf and you are all alone?

how does it feel that this tub of lard has a qt gf and you are all alone?

but I'm not all alone

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Probably has a huge dick

I wonder how his qt gf feels about him having bigger tits.

Meh she's a 6 at best.

Kek

Qt? Look at that bitch's huge flat upper lip, she looks like she literally has autism

I mean I wouldn't say no. But I'd turn the fucking lights off

QT? Your fucking weak OP.

I'd bet that's his sister anyways. They both look pic related.

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Oh please, you're on here, which means almost by definition you're a fat fuck-ugly neckbearded permavirgin sperglord, just like the rest of us, and if she propositioned you it'd be a toss-up as to whether you'd cry or mess your underwear.

yep shes barely a 6, being thin is her only advantage

I mean we aren't kidding ourselves and thinking she's actually attracted to him are we?

nah homie I am the 1%

and I'd need to turn the light off to get hard with that forehead

I'm never alone as long as the bitches in my basement don't escape. And trust me, that ain't happening.

he's just rich

Some people legit don't care about looks.

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You call that qt?

She's not that great, but that being said.... it feels pretty bad man

Wanna prove that, bub? Pics or you're a waste like us. No different to a femanon; tits & timestamp.

Nah fuck that shit, I'm a 7 not a 10. I'll get roasted. I know this site faggot.

Hell I'd get roasted even if I were a ten at this point cus I've bragged

I can't help that I'm a nigger though

Fuck it, let's give you the benefit of the doubt. It's January and everyone's miserable, let's just go ahead & assume that you're a good-looking guy and could score a legit hottie.
Good for you, Handsome Bro!

They are what 16? Give her 2 years until some Chad faggots start gangbanging her at some party.

>fat
>huge dick

Choose one

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

GOT TO REMEMBER OCCASIONALLY WOMEN HAVE FAT FETISH'S TOO IDIOTS

I mean, it's pretty standard so I'm mostly used to it.

you sound like you'd be fun to hang out with user

This guy'sname is Jason Lorenz. He's fucking rich. Look him up.

Money and she is still young

Things change

I'm happy a fellow human is happy

I like you

Is this copy pastey or whatever?

>mfw

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Holy shit.......

thats obviously not his girlfriend

she is showing a closed fist, which indicates she is not attracted to him

when a woman shows an open hand exposing her fingers across a man, it means she is attracted

thats probably his sister/cousin or some family friend you lonely faggot

Damn, I'm twice as fat as that fuck, I should have a girlfriend twice as sexy!

Ron Jeremy?

BadaBoom

Forget about having a qt gf, how does OP feel about being a tub of lard?

fucking kek

please be a troll
otherwise, become an hero

would suggest you are wrong.

oh fuck didnt see that

the madman

hes probably fucking rich or something

thats his sister

Like it's my own fault and that I don't deserve other people in my life.

Why would I hate on my fellow men, when he's getting pussy? I'm not a cuck to hate on him.