Aight fags listen up...

Aight fags listen up. I've got a good 50+ matches on Tinder but I'm a lazy cunt and I'm not bothered to use any brainpower to be witty/charming, so tell me what to send. Get me laid or not, it's all up to you anons.

well are you just wanting 2 fuck or have actual relationship with any of them

What are you?

Tell hannah she is a very nice person

Eh, whatever happens. Didn't really see anyone who caught my eye to be in a relationship with, so leaning towards fucking

hannah will instantly trigger with her looks go for her

I'm a sand nigger

Ask Niamh if she's chinese, or of chinese descent.

if not, say exactly this

*whispers into ear* "Chinese culture, only culture" *gong*

Cant you like just pick up girls from the sand then? I know they like to play there

Ask topaz if she loves excercize

winrar

Oh, I meant I'm ethnically arab. But yeah I'm a britfag

Dudeee youre the dude who owns the football club?

Nah, don't think I am. I actually hate football lol

> *You sent a GIPHY
> *You sent a GIPHY
> Wanna go smoke sometime?

Jesus OP, you gigantic virgin faggot.

dubs confirm no originality

What else would I be if I was browsing this site and asking basement dwellers what to do.

First reply

I would give your dad a session of extreme oral pleasure in order to get a pure taste of your beatiful recipe

Here you go fam

Now, send it to a girl who doesn't look like a fucking gorilla.

kek
where do you live OP?

London, I've matched one of the girls op matched

kek

Do what trips said you nigger

is this London tinder? Jesus ill swim in pussy when i get there.

Kill, marry, fuck; Me, Hitler and me again :)

Would you rather marry a man that your parents picked out for you (me) or live in celibacy for the rest of your life?

ask hannah : Do you excercize?

Thought I recognised that "Hannah"

Already done lad

No friends , no girlfriend , no job , small penis , live in my mom's basement .

Give me a chance :)

Ask for ethnicity/race

Send this: " Dear god, i really really want to sniff your butthole and then fuck your dad"

PLEASE

To lazy to tag anons, but I did them all

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winrar

nah not yet, they'll probably either unmatch or they're asleep

BONUS ROUND

tumblr fag found. Idk why she's so far away, probably here for holiday or some shit. Dubs decide what I'll say, make it good.

god she is ugly

fucking hell man

btw dont say that

6677 kilometers away?

what's that in real units?

dubs have spoken

its like few countries, wait i need to think... yea thats away af

Ask hannah : do you consider your self sexy?

You absolute retard

dubs told you not to say that