Walk in bedroom

>walk in bedroom
>see this

What do?

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Puke.

source?

What was there to see with those fat fucking thighs in the way?

Would fuck her instantly
Looks like she has a huge ass
Got any moar?

>hello? 911? A child molester has broken into my house, send help please!

gtfo

God, I hate this whiny cunt.

she disgusts me but I can't help wanting to breed her so she can have her wish of an abortion.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Savagely beat that fat cunt while I wait for the cops to collect her for B&E and Trespassing, burn the chair with thermite.

She has two fucking seals as legs for fucks sake

I'd fuck her. She's got big hips like I like.

...but...

But you'd be looking at the same direction, faggot!

not sure if joking or you don't realize 360 degrees is a full circle. You literally just made a circle and are still facing her.

Maybe its meant to be a quick spin faggot

source?

that's sorta like the missus' pussy so i'd not be bothered nor excited

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hide your cunt, you fat fuck

is that Lena Dunham?

Look how far apart she has to move those hams in order to even get a glimpse of pubes. And STILL can't see and pussy.

Hi, and welcome to Sup Forums.
Now go back to wherever you came from and never return.

She really doesn't. Her fat placement is in the worst places possible. No tits, no ass. A disgusting person inside and out

this bitch looks like eli manning. id probably still fuck her though id just dim the lights

yep

I'll just turn 360° and leave Sup Forums forever

You honestly think she doesn't already get monthly abortions?

Where is this from?

detection of newfags - confirmed

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>being this new

Why would you want an ass that looks like the surface of the moon? How useless is this person?

PEE on her,and leave

Would still go for it
Ass must be looking good when she bend over, just like every ass

This bitch could run from LA to Pluto and still be a fucking whale

You think somebody that fat can reach well enough to get fully clean? Bitch has dingleberries on her hairy asshole. Promise.

Do the humane thing; stab her in the throat and fuck the wound.

Shoot her, of course.

No.

Can you imagine how the poor fucker that did her awful tats felt having to be near her and smell her for so long?

>tfw you finally understand what ugly guys look like to girls

It's a good kind of feel. She's not like repulsive or anything she just looks genetically inferior

Start licking.

She's fucking hot

Or, more to the point:

I don't understand why everyone thinks she's so hot. I just don't see it I guess. Takes differ'nt strokes I guess.

grab my meat and beat it

no one thinks she's hot

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Ask the dumpy bitch to leave.

She cute, I'd still fuck her. Just wish she didn't have those god awful tattoos...

The only thing i dont like is her shitty man hair
Looks like a boy

Mfw roodypoos don't know this classic meem

soarce plis

turn 900° and walk away.

>stand there with chicken leg in my hand and food in my mouth staring at her
>she gets up and walks over to me
>takes the chicken leg and licks it seductively
>I continue to stare in horrified curiosity
>she runs the chicken leg down her face and body leaving a trail of grease behind it
>she slowly pushes the meaty end of the leg inside her hairy vagina letting out a soft orge like groan
>she sticks her tounge into my agape chicken filled mouth and slowly pushes the meat down my mouth. She is feeding me.
>I swallow and tounge back into her mouth where I can taste a piece of beef stuck between her teeth
>I feel her unzip my pants and I fall over as she puts her massive weight onto me.
>she positions the chicken filled vagina above my cock and slides it on
>I can feel my dick pushing the chicken leg into her cervix as she lets out a Danny devito esq groan of pleasure.
>I attempt to slam my tiny cock into her vagina which feels more like dipping my toe into a vast open ocean.
>I gag constantly as the stench of b.o. and fish permeates the air.
>I grab onto her stretched mark filled ass and pump my dick as fast as I can until we find out finally both climax upon which I feel a warm log of shit pile onto my legs from her anus.

Holy shit nigga, look up "lena dunham nude" on Bing and select videos. Lazy fucking pricks

NO YOU ARE THE LAZY FUCK

Have a discussion about feminism and how she is not spending enough time fighting the patriarchy

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>Holy shit nigga, look up "lena dunham nude" on Bing and select videos. Lazy fucking pricks
>Bing

Who the fuck uses Bing?

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For nudes, it's hands down better than Google.

no I don't. she whines about people not fucking her.

literally come here for the degenarate pornography, and even I got it

what the fuck

once you'd dumped your load you could slap her on the ass and ride the next wave out of the building

NO! Don't bans me. Where will I get hourly Facebook jerk off material? Being proud of years of this shit is neither cool or an accomplishment....but but...the good ole days.

blast her with piss

tbh not the proper angle in this picture. He reminds me of some chubby kid I went to school with

You can tell this bitch doesn't do squats.

WTF is your problem OP!?!?

>being this jealous

That's fuckin' sick