What's the coolest thing you own Sup Forums?

What's the coolest thing you own Sup Forums?

my FUCKING modular synth

Define cool

The love for my son, Gabriel.

Ice in the veins cool

My copy of the Holy Mountain soundtrack on vinyl

Interesting.

do you like to sit there and pretend to be a phone operator?
> Yes Mr. Johnson, I'll patch you through to Ms. Lawrence right away
> No Mr. Johnson, I'm at work right now
> Mr. Johnson, this is very inapproprate
> I SAID NO! I WON'T EVER COME OVER FOR SEX MR. JOHNSON

26 cu ft deep freezer

No. I do not do that. And no, you are not the first person to ask. Nor will you be the last.

why not man?
You've got your whole life ahead of you.

so what exaclty does it do? Cause I'm drawing a blank

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fuckin sweet m8

Its some raymond scott shit

I pown my boss. He's a black man and he had thought he could have the upper hand but in the end he can't do anything without me so he's forced to put up with me pushing his buttons.

He was a micromanager, not anymore...

proof of ownership of said vinyl

Muh dick

Mine is better

do you like to sit there and pretend to be a phone operator?

It's an analog synthesizer. As in not a digital synthesizer. It makes sounds that no other synthesizer can make. And you have to patch all the individual modules together to get it to do anything. I even built the top row of modules from kits. That's how fucking hardcore I am.

wow... you sure do get your dick hard by talking about yourself don't you...

Dafuq? I need one now

Probably my freezer.

This cool knife I got from some glass blower.

Dodge stealth twin turbo

Some really old Bottle I found in the woods when I was camping

I won't lie, I'm pretty fucking great.

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Wtf is growing out of your dick? I had a nightmare once where something similar was happening to my penis.

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A knife that I was stabbed with in highschool. It's pretty cool and still has my blood stains on it.

Can you play a real instrument?

yeah i play an old skin flute at my job at TJ Maxx

Looks like a "blockage". Happened to a guy I knew once, but he didn't get "blocked", both testicles came out the end of his dick. Shit was gross.

Snowtrooper outfit. Pretty dope.

>He doesn't have additional modules for his cock

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta t j maxx!

My house

Thats sounds like the gayest shit ive ever heard. I'd prefer set myself on fire than own one of those and be proud of it.

lascar absence vinyl collectors edition. 1 of 75 ever printed.

Liquid Nitrogen

You cant own an element

double wattle

Niggers are alright if you leave them chained up.