Ask a guy that just received a blowjob, anything

Ask a guy that just received a blowjob, anything.

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what was it like to have your dad blow you?

Did you feed her your pee?

Did the stubble on his face throw you off?

21 y old fag. Should i just leave money in index funds during school or should be more aggressive?

What is the best way to clean oven grease?

How was it? Was it your first?

Did the hobo's beard tickle your nutsack?

Ask aguy who doesn't care anything

When I shoot up my school; should I start back to front or front to back?

Ohh, yeah. Tonight is my night.

You tell me.

my white and creamy

You tell me

hookers and blow

commercial degreaser and foaming oven cleaner

First one today.

You tell me.

If you don't care, why are you posting?

Always front to back. life rule.

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Are you proud of your first BJ?

Yes. I bragged about it to my friends.

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Why do you think getting a blowjob is some kind of accomplishment?

Somewhat, yes. It is. A lot of men have a really hard time getting them.

What was his name?

Nadine.

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How cash was it?

I can't count that high. She has perfected her craft, seriously. She plays me like her mouth is the conductor at a dick symphony.

I need to add, there is a lot wrong with my life. I mean, a lot. But I am one lucky bastard to have her. I totally don't deserve her.

Don't worry, she'll leave you soon enough.

Did you cry during?

After all we've been through, I would have to do something reallllly bad to drive her away. We have kids and she's super committed to raising them with both parents.

Out of my dick. White creamy tears of joy.

Was THAT SHIT CASH?

Yes, but, I already answered this, so if it's a pop culture reference and you're doing a 'bit' I'll need additional clues.

How did it feel?

why do you feel so special?

Amazing. She was really aggressive tonight. That doesn't always do it for me, and she doesn't always do that, but tonight it was just what the dicktor ordered.

I've already covered this.