Hey Sup Forums need help getting rid of a "friend" Will reward any help with whatever you ask of me, idk what you sick fucks like.
>I'm a guy in college, have a few female friends who are all good friends, kind of a loose "friend group" you could say >One girl in the friend group is wicked annoying (we'll call her Karen). Like 100% has undiagnosed Asperger's syndrome >Never stops talking, never stops telling stupid fucking stories, pathological liar, always emotional etc. >Basically I made out with her once (before I knew she was so annoying) and then ignored her, but I couldn't keep ignoring her because she's in the "friend group" >Karen always has problems or drama (often to do with me) and never stops telling them to "Sarah" >No kidding she'll rant for 2-3 hours to Sarah about random shit (mostly lies) and will cry and make up drama and the like. >I know Sarah hates it and I feel like it's ruining her time in college, she can never get away from her and can't just ignore her, Sarah is too nice & too small school. >Also feel partially responsible since parts of her rants are about me
How do we get rid of Karen?
>inb4 kill her
Thought about it, not worth the prison time.
Aiden Gonzalez
Be a man and tell her to fuck off OP
John Cox
Get her kicked out of school. Done.
Luis Ramirez
Just be a grown up and either deal with it or get out of that group of friends. Seems like you and Sarah might have a thing idk but stop being a baby and deal with it. Find new friends
Caleb Myers
I straight up ignored her for a good 2 months, didn't work. The problem is Sarah is too nice to tell her like that. Like she told her she and another friend were not going to room with her junior year (like Karen had assumed). Now she is talking about them rooming together senior year. She's too fucking autistic.
James Nelson
Fuck the burgers out her ass
Caleb Kelly
Not a bad idea, any idea how to do it? Could try planting drugs on her, but I doubt I could get away with it and our school doesn't really care.
Alexander Lee
>Plant drugs in dorm >Report it to police/college >??? >Profit
Tyler Torres
Learn how to face problems directly instead of being a pussy and doing shit through indirect passive aggressive bullshit. A man deals with shit directly. You are demonstrating that you are no better than Karen and want to deal with problems through indirect passive aggressive manipulation.
Lincoln Hill
Also, I have another group of friends (dudes) that I hang out with. But I do like Sarah and the others, so I don't want to strand her with the problem that I made worse.
Carson Martinez
I tried dealing with it directly. I stoped having any contact with her. She knows I think she's annoying. I've run out of options.
Hunter Peterson
>Tell her you're interested in a guy. >She steals guy because that's what people like this do. >She now has a bf and stays away.
Logan Thompson
>I tried dealing with it directly
Have you told her directly to her face to fuck off? You don't have to be nice.
Ethan Davis
dose her with cymbalta, will shut her the fuck up real quick
Levi Perry
get a group consensus that the next time she acts out you all will call her out on her shit. Don't be mean, but work together to get the point across that you are all sick of it and that she needs to cut the shit right fucking now or she is about to have no friends.
Jacob Hall
Double dubs bruh,
But either tell her to fuck off directly or just don't hang with Sarah if this werido chick is gonna be around. It's that easy.
Aiden Evans
She's too autistic for a boyfriend, we tried. I'm so many words, I have. In reality I can escape her. The problem is Sarah is too nice to tell her to fuck off, and I like Sarah, and can't leave her with that burden, and also can't hang out with Sarah without Karen (she's always with her)
Christopher Hall
Quit being a passive aggressive pussy op. Tell her what you all think and to fuck off. Be a man for once in your life.
Nathaniel James
But being aggressive doesn't work. I've essentially told her to fuck off.
I guess my real question is:
How do I convince Sarah to tell Karen to fuck off when Sarah is too nice to do that?
Eli Martin
You like Sarah? Or you wanna get with Sarah?
Leo Russell
On top of that shit if Karen is too nice then just stick your dick in her. If you date her and actually act like a man she'll do what you say. It's not hard to keep winning dude you just gotta do shit right.
Nolan Brown
See I addressed your concern there
Alexander Young
order drugs to her house from amsterdam, plant some more evidence or some shit, get her ass sent to jail
Angel Martinez
Did that backwards sorry dude I'm high
Levi Reed
Well I like being friends with her, she's a great person. Would I get with her? Definitely, she's wife material. But she likes a guy who is attractive, 6'5" and studying to be a doctor or some shit. I can't compete. So I'm fine with being her friend. See above
Ryan Jenkins
If you like Sarah as friend be her friend and deal with it.
If you wanna get with Sarah and she reciprocates you need to lay down law for the sake of y'all 2 working out.
If not leave em both shit happens man.
Oliver Morgan
>Be a man and tell her to fuck off >"I straight up ignored her for 2 months"
Daniel Evans
The thing is, Sarah doesn't like Karen but is too nice to tell her to fuck off. So how do I get her to tell Karen to fuck off?
Brody Evans
I was literally going to give the same advice
Levi Wilson
Then deal with it OP. Or just be like I can't hang with you of this crazy bitch is in the way and you're enabling her condition by being too nice to crazy bitch. That's it man. All you can do, anything else and you're crossing lines.
Levi Myers
Maybe she's too nice to tell you she and Karen agree on how annoying you are with your cruel intentions bullshit
Andrew Turner
I wouldn't get away with it. She knows I hate her and would tell the cops I planted it. They'd find out.
Logan Russell
bully her until sudoku ez pz
Kayden Ward
put her in hospital
Alexander Reyes
demand head whenever you see her
Adam Gonzalez
This too works op. Sorry I just assumed you wanted to stick your dick in her.
Ryder Morgan
You're probably right. It's a complicated situation so idk if it'll work but I'll try.
Ayden Bell
No offense but friends who enable bad actions won't be your friends for long. Sarah seems submissive and clingy. Not a bad thing if you're into that but it's ultimately a self esteem issue with Sarah, that's the root issue, and if you want to be with Sarah so bad me thinks you want her and by being close you're vicariously living as her BF. Sorry OP but that's what it sounds like, and if you can't be honest with yourself you need to grow up and learn how to, real talk man.
Julian Reed
How about instead of that you shut your faggot mouth about Sarah
Nicholas Russell
Sounds like a middle school love triangle, Jesus fuck. Grow some balls and tel her to fuck off. I know you've heard it a thousand times from everyone else on this thread, but honestly, be upfront and real with her about it. No one likes a passive aggressive, fake ass person. Dont be that person, OP.
Michael Hill
Struck a nerve. I was right, good luck with that shit OP by my experiences it won't get better and that attractive doctor is gonna get that sweet Sarah ass every night!
Luis Gutierrez
It's too late man OP is beta faggot who's not being honest with himself.
Levi Hernandez
You guys just don't know what you're talking about I'm the most alpha guy on campus
Aiden Scott
Lol the person who responded wasn't even OP cause I'm OP. (and to everyone) This was never about me hooking up with Sarah. This is about me not wanting Sarah to deal with this shit for 2.5 more years. Why? Because she's my friend and I don't want to see a friend suffer.
Liam Morris
And this faggot isn't OP (me). Fuck off.
Anthony Brown
Feed her about 100 hard boiled eggs then anally rape and destroy her for no less than 36 consecutive hours in a row and she will never speak to you or your son again.
Easton Torres
Who the fuck is this retard I'm OP
Nathaniel Myers
Are you fucking neckbeards going to hijack my thread now?
Easton Evans
Shut up just get out of here already man
Wyatt Stewart
Still isn't me Lol (OP)
Lincoln Ramirez
Dude I don't come into your thread and do shit like this
Julian Anderson
GTFO assholes
Jonathan Gomez
People suffer in this situation out of choice it's not in your hands stop being beta faggot dude.
Jace Bailey
Go fuck yourself gayboy
Aiden Collins
Who are you calling a faggot faggot
Henry Ramirez
But I know what's best for her. "Sarah" (not even her real name) has said she wants to get rid of her, but she's too nice. So I have to do it
Logan Ross
Or maybe she's too nice to tell you she's more tired of you and your game of thrones approach to friendship.
Owen Gutierrez
I will! All night long
Lucas Jackson
Who you calling faggot, guy?
Thomas Myers
She's not. Everyone in the friend group agrees Karen is annoying as shit. It's just that she rants to Sarah more than anyone.
Leo Gray
Thread got fucked
Owen Russell
Confront her and be fucking honest
Evan Turner
Yeah? How about I feed you some real dick instead faggot? I want to nibble your neck while I cum inside you bitch.
Hudson Thomas
>Being friends with women
That's where you fucked up. If you aren't interested in them don't hang out with them. Nothing but drama and you aren't even getting your dick sucked.
Liam Price
Everyime she does anything remotely autistic, tie a red balloon somewhere in her dorm or near her belongings, your gonna need to be consistent with this and also increase the quantity of balloons proportional to how stupid she acts, wear her down mentally enough and condition her too not be a bitch
Adrian King
Actually....
Michael Bennett
>Implying OP doesn't do the sucking
Andrew Sanders
I do occasionally hook up with one of them (neither Sarah nor Karen)
Ryder Lopez
You're right my bad
William Ortiz
OP fully convinced you and your group of friends are fake as fuck and it's not gonna get better. Good luck I'm out.
Tyler Cox
You banging one of the dudes huh? Didn't expect OP to be a literal faggot
Adrian Mitchell
Okay then why do you give a fuck about either of them? If they're miserable it's on them. Pay them no attention OP in my experience women like that thrive on misery anyway. You're just wasting time and energy on someone else's problems.
Nathaniel Cook
is your name michael
Jaxon Long
Yeah how'd you know? Weird.
Elijah Gray
it explains the bitchiness and the teen drama I thought died with Sweet Valley High
Chase James
Don't you give me that lip Liberace, how about you just silently rest your head on my chest after we're done faggot
James Wilson
what state do u live in
Jaxson James
Ring ring
William Stewart
> Like 100% has undiagnosed Asperger's syndrome >Never stops talking, never stops telling stupid fucking stories
That's much more AD/HD than Asperger's (which is just AD/HD with some autistic traits.)
Josiah Jones
Kekd
Dominic Miller
Keep telling her to fuck off and if she doesn't get a restraining order.
Jonathan Perry
Constantly play Pink Season until you're surrounded by bromosomes, they will naturally drive the aspergers away and replace it with full blown autism.
Liam Stewart
have you ever thought, i don't know, tell her you don't want to be friends with her anymore? even better make all your friends do it, case closed
Matthew Lee
UT?
David Harris
pics or these "girls" are boys
Justin Turner
Not only is OP a beta faggott but a betta faggott white knight. He wants to save Sarah but has already given up on making Sarah his girl. It's a fuckin useless endeavor helping this virgin.
Grow a pair OP. Make a move on Sarah and forget the other bitch.
Leo Phillips
Yes??
Henry Diaz
So what's the lowdown on OP and these broads mysteryfag?
Carson Peterson
sounds like they're from ohio
Brayden Watson
this happened to me a lot throughout college and the best way to solve it is if you don't inb4 kill her
Nicholas Sanders
by "in college" do you mean graduated?
Gabriel Robinson
rape
Gabriel Miller
>dealing with it directly >omg im not talkin 2u
Are you twelve?
Anthony Sullivan
>Kek nigga you gay
Jonathan Lewis
Why don't you come say that to my face with those soft pretty lips before I wrap them around my dick faggot
Anthony Wilson
Inb4 tells Karen and she just tells Sarah OP is gay kek
Nicholas Jones
this is an anonymous message board give us college and picture closest person kills her for cash if you got any
Kayden Jackson
this
Chase Garcia
Spread the rumour that she is a druggie, after about half of the people know, Inject a low dose of acid in her Food, about 50-80 Mg (enough for her to make her realize she is tripping but not enough that she would freak out and have a trip to hell)