I need some of you clever motherfuckers time. I wanna make a pick up line that's roller coaster related to hit on this hot blonde. do your best you virgins
I need some of you clever motherfuckers time...
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How about after all this I take you on for a wild ride at my place.
Don't tell me OP.
You're going to take a blonde who looks semi decently, and barely interested in you on a pity date at an amusement park (probably the county fair) and you want to end off the night which might be horribly cringey with a terrible pun so bad a faggot on a anonymous anime board has to come up with or steal from somewhere else for you to use, stutter, fuck up, and awkwardly end off the night with you biking her back to her place because you don't have a car.
who is this cum demon? only found this other pic:
Nope. I woulda tell you more but details don't matter. Your job is to make me a pick up line.
Only have this one and the other one. Make me a pickup line
Want something flirty not about to fuck her just yet
ok found it: git hadizeh, here's an album. fukkkk
also, fuck off with your lazy question OP
Is she horny?
If so, when the time comes,
"Hey, you wanna ride the Madahorn?"
"What? But the park is closed/the madahorn is in LA"
"I mean, when we get home"
Eat a dick faggot
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hnggg
>pick up line
nigger are you 14, just say hi
this thread is now about gita hadizeh
What race is this?
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pick up lines are just a joke for the most part. if she has half a brain she knows you're not being sincere you're just acting how you think you should to be "flirty". just act flirty in general, and she'll get the point. if she acts flirty back, you can kiss her then it's all downhill after that (roller coaster pun not intended)
latina or arab? name sounds arab
Do you like riding roller coasters? Then you'll love riding my dick
Can confirm
>tried this with my mom
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What part of her is blonde?
Arab or Persian most likely
Arab I believe
Pic unrelated you fucking retard. Can't make an inference shithead
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She's Iranian but lives in Norway
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Pick up line thats roller coaster related
>proceeds to call everyone virgins
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Must be this high to ride.
You have to be this tall to ride the user
Much like roller coasters, children and pregnant women shouldn't go near me
I know what you're thinking, and yes, I have a nickname for my dick. It's called the vomit comet
They call me the roller coaster. Some say I'm thrilling, some are disappointed, but the ride never lasts more than two minutes
Woah! Antsy this morning! meds not kicked in yet?
Like this rollercoaster I will not last as long as you'd like and you may puke before it's over.
I put the STD in Stud. I just need U
Kek. Winrar
Bitches be linin up to ride me like the scoobie doo ghoster coaster, when they get closer I give them the toaster. You got a sister? Imma pig roast her
Rekt
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