Im an FBI agent

im an FBI agent

Tits or gtfo

Oh wow really?
Here, have a sage then.

i don't have tits but i have a badge ;)

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i have enough. thanks anyway.

It's beautiful.

Man if I was batman rich I'd buy myself one of those.

Why haven't you arrest politicians and ceo's for breaking the law since Martha Stewart? Plenty have broke the law, like Hillary, whom your office refused to arrest, or like trump when he conned millions from high school children and their families with his fake university. Or even any of the people responsible for the market crash, or even the police who break the same laws they hold the rest of us to. I think maybe you guys should do your fucking job and earn your keep.

Go fuck yourself

>implying US agencies aren't politicized to nearly 100% of all decision making

hello, i am a CIA operative, do you have anything interesting to tell like where are the terrorist and such?

Because...

>im an FB agent
>facebook agent

Fixed it for you.

Hello comrade

nothing much... UNLESS YOU THINK THAT TERRORIST KNOW HOW TO HAVE A FUCKING GREAT TIME.

You know exactly where are the terrorists, because you recruited, trained, funded, and supplied them the weapons. You track them with GPS and you even give money to their families to compensate for their deaths when they set off on suicide missions they signed contracts to do.

If the fbi and the cia where to play a game of football who would win?

NSA

Can you make Lain real?

i only watch Cory in the House

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thanks so much

>/gov/ thread for monitors. People paid to watch the internet party here?

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>the neo-nazis of today are pro-kike arab/muslim haters

Oh, the irony. Hitler was pro-arab and pro-islam for a good reason.

The KKK and neo-nazis of today are literally the kikes' useful idiots.

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nifty.

groovy.