Say the least autistic shit you can think of

Say the least autistic shit you can think of

Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.

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I can carry a normal conversation with anyone, and have never said the word "normie"

I can carry a normal conversation with anyone, and have never said the word "normie"

maga

God is dead

My mom said no

Hello

TITS TITS VAGINA!

No god ever lived

Sure

Help friend did you watch SportBall last night?

Winner winner, chicken tendies

Fuck bitches, get money

Blue 42, hut hut

Excuse me
Where is the nearest chinese restaurant
okay thanks

The concept has flown over your head I am afraid

i feel pretty happy that i have you to talk to you in these times i'm feeling down, thank you

Do not fear,for i still love you

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

OMAHA
OMAHA

I also am gay in ass with Russia

Utah
Utah

No,i pinned my dog down and ate out his asshole

>lol

What colour was dog?

Red,his name is Clifford

Faggot

I ate a fucking lamp

Are you a wizard

thick thighs make me go sky high

Ruined it