Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
Parker Bennett
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Adam Turner
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Kevin Reed
Claim
Eh, I really don't mind talking about anything to be honest. At some point I might ask to switch to Dischord, but I wouldn't mind talking about it.
Aaron Hill
Shower time
Jack Bell
Post smiles you want to protect.
Nathaniel Phillips
Just suck my dick already
Logan Gomez
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Grayson Myers
>Winning girl Mina claimed
Chara
>scared
they don't need to smell fear if they can watch you type it out.
My condolences, seriously, man.
You were pretty cool.
Christopher Taylor
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Cooper Rodriguez
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Charles Moore
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Samuel Williams
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Ayden Clark
Hello so many new people.
Claiming Georgette.
Adrian Ross
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Aaron King
Just a friendly reminder you are NOT your avatar
Gavin Scott
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Oliver Edwards
you just do that as a meme right?
Isaiah Phillips
Just a friendly lie :)
Joshua Lewis
speak for yourself
Mason Gonzalez
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Liam Lee
prove it
still not her, only dressed like her
Daniel Ward
Alright, so I'm officially rekt now...
I'll still take that nurse with me who kissed Sono
>see cat next to me crawl down the cat tree
>falls of the last bit
>falls on back
>rolls to left inside the part where it can sleep
I'm amazed and amused at the same time
Alright then, I think I'll leave for now though, see ya
Lincoln Ramirez
>secret kisses
Kayden Flores
you misunderstand. the beard and fatsuit are the disguise in that pic.
Levi Turner
I'm gonna go sit in a diner with a friend at 2 AM because I'm a sad person
See you all when I get home!
Gud timing
bye!
Brandon Cook
Protect them well.
Hmmm, not a smile per say, but I suppose if that's what you want to protect.
Smug as always, I like it.
No trains today?
Michael Fisher
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Evan Rodriguez
oi, you here already? I think I'll stay then
Get back here Sono
And add me on steam damnit
I looked through another archive and even read up on the two threads you were in
Jack Howard
That's what Mai looks like when she's happy.
Colton Morris
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Julian Flores
About as much as anyone else claiming a waifu. Real dogs are better than 2d ones obviously.
Haven't seen Sailor Moon in these threads before, which is actually kind of odd when you think about it. Shouldn't they be more popular?
Owen Allen
i dont agree with that and also youre attracted to a dog? thats FUCKED!!!!
not really that surprising, it's an old show
Zachary Turner
Chaaaa-raaa~
Tyler Ortiz
Cats, from what I've heard and witnessed are just larger rats. Except rats have more 'dog'-ish personalities.
I've only owned dogs and rats tbh.
Levi Reed
Soooon-oooo~
How are you? Your laptop got stolen, right?
Are you okay? Did you file a complaint at the police? Are you better now? You're not going to die anymore, right? right?
I was worried, so so worried I don't get it.
I like my cats though
Well, I'll stay then for a while longer
Zachary Foster
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Brayden Russell
Hello everyone.
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Dominic Jackson
Michael Brooks
can never run into him, jeeze
Tyler Bennett
Eli Gutierrez
Lain
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
Burn Waifus, Burn!
Adam Miller
Yeah man. Are you new here? I've got 4 dogs.
Well, waifus are like childhood crushes right? So it shouldn't matter that they're old.
That doesn't seem right. Who told you that? That's totally inaccurate.
Cats are cool even though I'm a dog person.
Austin Ortiz
The Evil that I do lives on and On.
Brandon Hall
Luis Mitchell
so beautiful !
no i just dont check in v often
uhhh if waifus are childhood crushes then ALL that matters is the age of the show...
Blake Price
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William Gutierrez
Christian Hernandez
Well my own personal experience with the agility of cats seems to rival my personal experience with the agility of rats, is all.
>The climbing
>the scratching thing on the way up
>The always-landing-on-feet thing
>the jumping to-or-from high places
cats seem very nice. Maybe one day I'll have one.
Cameron Cook
its not me you usually do this with.
but i'm happy to do this.
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Elijah Ross
Good morning Chara!
I'm doing a lot better, I got out of the hospital a few hours ago, they put me in a wheelchair and rolled me out into the cold.
Oh yeah, it was stolen while I was sleeping. I had to share a room with some sick old guy who wouldn't stop talking to me, I think one of his family members stole it.
I'm not going to file a complaint because there is nothing of value on it.
(I always bring a disposable laptop if I'm going to visit a place for a long time).
I don't know if I'm going to die, it feels like it, I'm still is a massive amount of pain.
I can't believe you stalked the archive you stalker!
And thank you for worrying about me... that made me smile.
Dylan Perez
Huh, well alrighty then. Protect it!
>Fucking 20Q right out the gate
Second verse, same as the first! Protect them!
Jaxon Martin
Does this count as loli? Wasn't she a kid in the show? I don't remember that show too well, which is weird because I wasn't attracted to any of the girls on there. I was more into Kirara from Inuyasha.
I see. I like meeting new people online. What kind of work do you do?
Ian Watson
Faggots.
Nolan Lewis
>the only protection she needs
Ethan Parker
Not sure if she really had an age :D (though Sailor Moon and her do switch age in one episode)
Lucas Fisher
Samuel Price
My pink haired goddess with a brain.
Hunter Rogers
You rang?
Joseph James
who i wanted
Cooper Harris
You're more than just a dog person.
Get two cats though. Siblings at best. They keep themself occupied with each oter
Good then. I was worried when you didn't show up anymore
>disposable laptop
What do you work as when you can just have disposable laptops?
Anyway, welcome back
Oh yeah, and I thought you were Ikarous from another thread. Anya got Ikarous here and I was dissapointed... oh boy, I have screenshots of that conversation.
She had the same traits you told me about.
Oh yeah, you have ASPD, don't you?
I HELD BACK
James Evans
Nene Romanova from Bubblegum Crisis 2032. (they made her blonde in the remake 2040)
Samuel Davis
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Daniel Cook
My dogs are like ninjas when they're excited. They do literal somersaults and backflips off the wall when I come home.
Oh, is it another one of those animes where the kids are like 10,000 years old or something?
Oh, I see. High school?
Yeah I'm like a dog-obsessed hipster in public basically. Makes sense considering my line of work.
Leo Davis
Thanks.
You know it.
Aaron Evans
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Alexander Young
nope. okay thats enough questions
Ryan Rodriguez
>coming from you
Charles Rivera
No, that was yesterday
Andrew Brooks
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Oliver Hernandez
Good protection indeed.
Jesus Christ m8...
Fucking kek'd and checked.
Was it? I mean, wasn't it Sunday yesterday?
Nolan Reed
>you have ASPD, don't you?
No! Not at all aha ha ha...
I had that laptop for six years and now it's gone, it feels as of a part of me went with it. I'll have to save up for a new one.
>occupation
N/A
You really wouldn't want to know.
Ikarous from another thread? I never heard of that person. How is she and I alike? Does she claim Ikaros here?
That's so cute! They must really adore you.
Caleb Walker
nice
Camden Fisher
My dick
Jacob Cook
chen is my best friend
James Taylor
>this man thought he could take her smile away
Owen Reyes
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Logan Murphy
>Dog-obsessed
I'm still pretty sure you're more than just obsessed
w-what?
Got it. Also, you're not allowed to die. I don't want to go through that again
>Don't want to know
Oh well, okay then. And no. You're not very much alike. When she showed up I was disappointed. She was just a kid with noplans whatsoever.
Christopher Bell
Hey.
Did you ever get some with that cute nurse?
Brody Kelly
Ha, yeah they do. They're great to live with.
Probably right.
Ryan Nelson
My lessons are in the morning, so i have to go a day before and stay in the dorms.
Bentley Jones
Upvoted
Asher Thompson
Hey, I have a few questions, out of curiosity.
Are you really into bestiality?
Have you ever personally been involved in it?
How can you assume these animals consent?
What's so attractive about a dog anyway?
Are you into any other animals?
Cameron Hernandez
i have a question for you out of curiosity
why
Elijah Bailey
Decent.
Dylan Nelson
He has referenced it several times.
Ryder Hall
So I'm only allowed to die when you say so? You should let me die now.
>not much alike
I'm going to be alone forever.
Hello Whiner!
Are you talking about the nurse that kissed me on New Years? If I had sex with her I would be dead.
Are you keeping them warm during this winter?
Get ready for the biggest reply of your life.
Isaiah Morales
Is that...?
You know exactly what.
Alexander Martinez
wish there was better on soundcloud, but its fucking soundcloud.
u tried brownies yet?
Grayson Howard
I don't have friends on the internet.
Isaac Cook
youtube.com
youre so cool... le .////.
Luis Sanders
Definitely right. You love them. Quite literally in every way possible
Yes you are. And no I won't allow you to.
I fell for you, so no.
>Nurse kissed you on new years
Do tell
I don't know!
Levi Nelson
>Whiner
I'd be offended if I didn't see it coming from twenty miles away.
>I would be dead
Because of your spleen?
Also sorry to hear about your laptop, my man.
Henry Wright
Not yet. Just got here and smoked a few spliffs
I don't consider myself "cool"
Don't paint me with your ugly labels.
Luke Ramirez
It's fucking cold
Juan Rogers
>Are you really into bestiality?
Yes, have been since I was a kid.
>Have you ever personally been involved in it?
Yeah with only my dogs.
>How can you assume these animals consent?
Well, it's pretty obvious to know what a dog is demanding of you when they ask for something. They seem to enjoy sex as much as food. Two of them prefer sex over food since they're not food motivated, but they are all sex motivated.
>What's so attractive about a dog anyway?
I like the physical qualities as well as their sheer kindness and ability to get along with humans. The only downside is their inability to talk and the fact that they live like 20 years or less.
>Are you into any other animals?
Yes I am also attracted to equine females and possibly sheep (?) and a farm animal here and there. But if I ever made the commitment to such an animal it would have to be for life. I don't approve of having sex with an animal for fun then abandoning them. If you have sex with your animal I think they should sleep in the same bed as you for the rest of their life, unless they're too big to obviously. People who have sex with humans and animals are not zoosexuals; they're bestialists who use animals for pleasure. Sex with an animal should be a lifelong spiritual commitment.
No interest in most other animals like dolphins.
I grew up in the ghettos of the city, not the farm.
Oh yeah. Sex saves a lot of money on heating.
Thanks man. I do love them. They're my soulmates.
Tyler Howard
idc what you think! also come back to animus already you silly stubborn old man.
Alexander Rivera
u like childish gambino?
idk why i like this more than the original.
my.mixtape.moe
and you need some oil man.
make them brownies
Levi Johnson
I don't know about that.
William King
You soooooo do!
>Do tell
Inb4 rage
Find a hiding spot, Kitty.
Robert Cook
All you mother fuckers back up, I'm about to claim my waifu in this bitch ass forum!
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