Tfw RLM aren't funny to you anymore

>tfw RLM aren't funny to you anymore

This is gonna be a hard void to fill.

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They don't need to be funny, I just want more Half in the bag.
The youtube-comments-joke that Re:view was there to replace half in the bag is gradually becoming more of a reality.

Happy 22nd birthday user!

>tfw RLM aren't that funny anymore but they're still the most entertaining youtube channel you know

Also the most reliable and honest critics. Everyone else just seems phony.

pretty much

i just hate parts like in the newest WotW where they run a joke into the ground for like 10 minutes. It wasn't even that funny to begin with.

Were they ever? Do teenagers think RLM is funny?

Didn't you want that Shaq meat?

that's nothing new on botw though

How do I rape Jay?

How do I rape Jay?

Now who's going to make a funny piece by piece takedown of the Hobbit trilogy?

It's gotten a lot better now that the beard fat has taken over the spotlight for that fat fuck mike

Plinkett's never gonna review The Hobbit anyway. Mike only want to discuss things he's really passionate about, like Star Wars and Star Trek (he did reviews of Cop Dog and Baby's Day Out, but those were just stuff to hold us over while waiting for Star Wars reviews. Now those videos would probably be covered on Best of the Worst). I don't think he's a huge fan of LotR and probably doesn't care that much about its vision being ruined in the Hobbit movies or something.

>drag the image right and left
>ghost Jay

No fuck you, I want him to man up and admit TFA was shit through a 1hour long bashing video.

they should bring jessi back

>He hasn't moved onto the superior review show

youtube.com/watch?v=k2KWH18RWFI

That's pretty embarassing tbqh

these guys are terrific.

I grew out of Tim and Eric sarcasm when I was 16.

>tfw spill.com is dead

Plinkett's TFA review will be a return to form...r-right?
>tfw I actually forgot what Episode VII's subtitle was and had to look it up

Why don't they just do more of the Plinkett reviews? That's what made them popular in the first place and they're all objectively funny.

Mike should do a weekly Plinkett review of every single Star Trek episode.

Just rewatch the video about Vader's suit forever

>tfw you never cared for RLM despite Sup Forums's constant shilling

feel_good_-_gorrilaz.mp3

booooooooo

not a bad idea, they would probably need another video editor though to keep on top of it.

>Its a loyal fan immediately unsubscribed when the first words out of Mikes mouth about TFA were "I loved it"

paid shill 101

Latest episode was fucking great.

Best in a long ass time.

Wheel of the worst remains god tier.

You could always kill yourself. Then you don't have to suffer and we don't have to see your dumbass worthless threads.

Mike was always a faggot

Jay and Rich are ok

Is Jay really a (((Bauman)))?

aren't them meant to destroy one of the tapes, didn't they forget to do it last time also? getting lazy.

There's been numerous episodes where they don't destroy a tape. What is it about RLM fans where they all have short term memory? Is it being willfully ignorant simply so they can complain like entitled assholes?

"It was everything I could have ever wanted" -Mike Stoklasa on TFA

oh it's happened a few times so it's ok?

sorry, Beardfat. I didn't realize.

cuz they review nothing but capeshit nowadays

>Bauman
>Jewish
Yeah, no

Nope. Pure German Aryan.

but also gay

>most recent review: Eraserhead
>capeshit

This would be amazing and the greatest treat of my life

Wow, I didn't know everyone who enjoyed TFA was a Jewish person on the Disney payroll

user they were never funny.

>it's another "no mike in the discussion" episode

And it's one of the funniest discussions they've had in months.

They were never really all the funny. But I enjoy Half in the Bag, and Plinket reviews, and Re:view when its Mike and Jay, basically because its just Half in the Bag without skits.

Best of the worst can fuck off though.

It wouldn't have been bad if they would have cut out the entire actual dead children joke segment.

That joke just came across as weirdly macabre and deliberately edgy and they devoted like 15 minutes to it.

Not every episode has to be an hour long!

That's actually not bad. I think I like them. Thanks!

>it would have been better if they cut out the funniest segment of the discussion
Fucking idiot.

cringe

>t. reddit
it's the most boring

yes. dull, lame, cringeworthy.

jay shouldnt be the host; he's too small and weird.

Yeah I'm sure he was really passionate about Baby's Day Out and Cop Dog.

the cancucks should fuck off, and so does the giant baby. aids guy also needs to never return.

the canadians are AWFUL. what was with that moment when the gay one had to explain the joke about real dolls to the tall dumb one like he was 5 years old? painful.

the tall one honestly seems too dumb to be on rlm content, and i dont think the rlm crew are geniuses by any means

Why did Rich became such a piece of shit? He basically overreacts in everthing he appears, there's no substance to what he does, just screaming and obnoxious laugh. I couldn't take it when he started spreging out in last BotW when he figured some shitty magic trick, well, no shit you fucking autist. He started riping on a guys hairline when he himself is a balding fuck.

I have no idea what moment you're even talking about?

>(he did reviews of Cop Dog and Baby's Day Out, but those were just stuff to hold us over while waiting for Star Wars reviews. Now those videos would probably be covered on Best of the Worst)

>?
why is that at the end of that sentence?

>tfw no more comfy Mike, Jay, Rich, and Jessi episodes

Why do you guys have to ruin everything?

>Jessi is with a Tyrone now

Poetry

>This is gonna be a hard void to fill

much like Jay himself then

so rewatch the episode dumbfuckle

>start a new series about reviewing old movies you enjoy
>in the second episode only 1 of 2 enjoy the movie
>in the third episode both of them hate the movie

They've unironically turned into hacks.

Th say in the first 30 seconds of the first episode that sometimes they'll discuss movies they hate.

>durr they're hacks because I can't pay attention when they explain in the first episode what the show is going to be about

I hate canadian beard, he wasn't as bad this time but usually he is just the worst.

Colin is fine.

Rich needs Mike to keep his shit in check.

>Cringe
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If the fucks would just release the Plinkett review, I would care about them again.

They made the magician one disappear.

do you expect me to watch this tripe?

faggle

>be 22
>RLM aren't funny anymore as well
How did you know?

they shouldn't have released the trailer so early. bad decision when you have crazy autist fans.

>He can't watch a two minute video
Sorry user, you're right, I must have set my expectations too high for a special little guy like yourself.

im also 22 and I don't know if they aren't funny anymore at all, but this last wotw was pretty bad. They just needed some more videos, like even 1 more would have made the episode progress at a better pace with less filler about dead children

Yeah that last BotW fell flat for me
It might have just been the videos or the canadians, but it felt like they didn't have anything to talk about so they just focused on a single joke and kept it going for 15 minutes

i saw you gave keanu 5 stars on imdb, you sure do know a lot about movies! =)

The dead children discussion was the best part of the episode though

why DO they bring the Canadians on the show? certainly not for the viewers...

...no way. the ventriloquist's face as she was possessed by the spirit of a cow demon was the best...obviously

I cannot stand these Canadian motherfuckers

>tfw RLM aren't funny to you anymore

Congrats on turning 15!

>Why do people have friends?

I have no clue what you're talking about senpai.

POST THE COPYPASTA

>Michael "Mike" Stoklasa is a prolific member of the Wisconsin cinephile[1] white supremacist[2] community. He is best known for his Plinkett Reviews, in which he humorously critiques films such as Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace[3] and Triumph of the Will[4].
>Though never convicted of any crime, the Milwaukee Police Department considers Stoklasa a person of interest in connection to a series of lynchings between 1996-97.[26] Stoklasa has vehemently denied his involvement in the crimes. "No, I was absolutely not involved in those [pause] tragedies. I find it disgusting that you would accuse me of such a thing merely because of my political and social values. If my testimony is not enough, my business partners Jay Bauman and Dolf Herrman can vouch for me. I offer my condolences to the families of the victims,"[27] Stoklasa said in court when questioned about the lynchings by state prosecutor William Carpenter.
>After Stoklasa was found innocent, Carpenter told reporters that the trial was a "travesty to justice" and called Herrman "hardly a character witness, having served a sentence at a state prison for racially charged assault and vandalism."[34]
>Stoklasa has gone by several aliases and nicknames. They include: "Third Reich" Mike, Mike "The Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa[41], Mike "The Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa, "Going Rambo on Sambo" Stoklasa[42], Mike "Impugn the Coon" Stoklasa, "Myklon B" Stoklasa[43], Mike "Minority Deport" Stoklasa, Mike "Senegal Wrecking Ball" Stoklasa[44], Mike "The Spook Nuke" Stoklasa, "Peekaboo, Jiggaboo!" Stoklasa[45], Mike "The Quaking Quadroon Quasher" Stoklasa, "1941: A Race Odyssey" Stoklasa, "Sambo Saboteur" Stoklasa, "The One Man Klan"[46], "Eschew the Jew" Stoklasa, "Catch Me If You Klan" Stoklasa and Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa.[47] It is unknown at this time whether he has gone by any other names.

now the other one

about the Gen Xthers

Mike doesn't do his own dirty work.

JewJewio walked into his bathroom and found Rich Evans waiting for him with a gun. He told him to get on his knees and then stuck the pistol in his mouth. Asked if he believes in God, then let him know that no God would save him. Asked him to start begging, masturbated while he pleaded for his life. Put the barrel in his mouth and blew his top off. As he walked out he said to the room mate, "He killed himself. If I start hearing otherwise, you might kill yourself too."

Drove off in a 2003 gray Toyota Camry blaring "Boys in the Bright White Sports Car."

Rich Evans is a stone cold motherfucker.
introducing first.... from the red corner. weighing 290 pounds... he hails from Milwaukee Wisconsin, and was rated by many, as the best pound for pound boxer of the last decade. with 88 wins, 88 of them coming by the way of knockout, and 0 defeats. he is, the former middleweight champion, former, super middle weight champion, former light heavyweight champion, and former HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD,

MIKE

THE THIRD REICH

COMING AT YOU WITH A 12" KIELBASA

STOKLASAAAAAAAAAAA

i never saved that one, it wasnt fun enough.

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

Previously it was payment for doing the sfx for Space Cop. Now? I guess they just like them.

It was overall pretty weak though, besides the dead kids bit. They should stick to shitty movies on wotw and take out the short informational videos.

To be fair they didn't have much to work on in this episode.
The videos were pretty boring and the bearded Canadian was more catatonic than usual.

Mike's discussions have gotten really stale.
>HitB: I liked this big blockbuster and will not allow Jay to have a dissenting opinion! Star Trek reference.
>BotW: This is the worst thing we've watched on Best of the Worst.

yeah, I thought it was odd they choose all informational videos instead of the usual, mostly shitty b-movies with SOME other videos mixed in. Feels like they weren't into the episode this time and just wanted to tide people over.

>I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

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it's because jim the canadian is literally autistic, not in the Sup Forums sense but the actual diagnosed i have a condition sense

Except he's not. He's also won Emmies for his visual effects work.

And you're spending your time here on Sup Forums calling people autistic.

no he really is, i'm not being derogatory either.