I am a 22 year old beta male currently waiting in my hotel room for an escort to show up and do me some good...

I am a 22 year old beta male currently waiting in my hotel room for an escort to show up and do me some good. Anything i need to know before she gets here. There's no going back so don't try to stop me. Also, inb4 OP is a faggot who can't get pussy just like a normal guy.

(OP here) gorgot to mention that i'm obviously about to lose my v-card. be polite

Op is a faggot who can't get pussy like a normal guy

relax

What if the hooker says no to your faggot ass

don't expect her to be as beautiful as that girl

Be respectful she is a human after all. Condom ofcorse. And you are in charge you are paying if you want to flip her tell her dont ask her. Be safe and enjoy user

That would mean she doesn't want money and shouldn't be an escort

Clean up. Take a shower, brush your teeth, be polite, and tell her it's your first time.
Don't try to get anything for free, and make sure you know what you're paying for ahead of time.
Don't ask to go raw, and gtfo of she doesn't make you use a condom

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Ever put a condom OP ?

Correct.

Secretly live stream it for us, don't be a faggot.

Follow up, don't treat her like she's some kind of object, or like she owes you anything.

The only thing she owes you, after payment is rendered, is getting you off. She's providing an invaluable service to you so you should pony up and be respectful and if you want to see her again, tip.

In fact, tip ahead of time and just let her know "this is for the payment, and this is for you"

Avoid doggie style. Nothing worse than catching a whiff of some rancid ass

Don't let her/him see you crying afterwards feggo.

haha faggot

LOL TIP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

piss and then wash your junk after - serious even if you double bagged it

She's gonna see a fat pimply neckbeard and do a 360 and moonwalk the fuck outa there!
"All aboard the nope train, they ain't paying this crack whore enough for this shit"! "See ya later masturbater" "these boots ain't made for walking my nigga they made for running"
A slug like trail will beautifully ooze along the dirty carpets of the 10 dollar motel.

Sex is harder than I thought. I think I will stick to hentai for now.

>tipping

Nigga, they're already gettint like 60 dollar/euro a hour minimum
Tipping them is showing how much of a beta faggot you really are.

My wife found out I have a crush on a hot woman at work. They awkwardly met at a dinner-party and it's like my wife sniffed me out. Oddly though, she wasn't angry about it. She admitted to having crushes on other people sometimes too... but neither of us would ever act on it.

Fast forward a month and she keeps talking about this other woman. Turns out, my wife has been researching getting a "unicorn" to join the family (we have no kids). It sounds really complicated but I might be interested. We've been married 7 years (got married young), and we're solid with no kids. Thoughts?
Pic related, it's my wife. Sorry for the shitty phone pic.

Oops... haha, meant to post this as a new thread!

Be sure to tell her you're a vergin

What the fuck are you even?

Fuck off.

(OP here) thanks for the tips anons. polite is my middle name... also, im planning on showering together at the beginning so we're both clean (want to doggystyle). i'll obviously use condom but she offers bjs without protection, should i go for it?

Absolutely! How long since you last fapped? If it's been a while you'll blow out the back of her head in about 20 seconds if you're a virgin and it will feel SPECTACULAR.

bro, condom up. don't catch that thing that rhymes with burpees

Rub one out before she gets there you will last a bit longer and enjoy it more

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disagree, was with a new girl recently and i fapped earlier before meeting up and it was a mistake, had trouble getting it up

I'd say don't think about not being able to get hard but since you're reading this it will come up in your head and you're fucked.


Sorry mate

Don't do this. She's not your gf you dont have to please her.. she has to please you. After a fap you're not as horny and you'll be like "shit man why am I paying a hooker for this.."
You wanna be as horny as possible so you'd enjoy more of it. Also you wont get hard after the fap.

Lo

It sounds like she does blowjobs, so if you're a virgin with a full hour you're better off starting there and fucking her 20 mins after.

...

He's 22 and a virgin he'll ba able to fuck 8 times in one night if he gets handed a pussy.

+1

if she's a top shelf escort and not a street ho, you can probably nut and rally for two

tipping is like extra payment, like ordering extra toppings on a pizza

Haha quads have spoken

Don't be silly wrap your willy

I bet you'll get excited and wont get hard you little faggot

(thats what happened to me for the first time)

(OP here) fapped this morning and i was thinking about doing it again before she gets here. I want to go for the all natural bj but I'm kinda worried about catching something, and i really don't want to straight up ask her. Also, I dont think it'll be a problem getting it up, i have plenty of time (90 mins) and if it is i'll just work around it..

You are paying to her. Of course you'll ask for a blowjob.

Just relax and enjoy. Escorts are a fun time. Nothing to be ashamed about. You wouldn't be ashamed of going out to a meal at a fancy restaurant, would you? Nothing wrong with treating yourself.

You'd be surprised. Depends on what kind of girl you're getting, but if you're going high-end, they could absolutely look like that girl. I've been with actual models who escort.

Don't fap. Generally with escorts, if you're paying for a longer session, you get more than one nut, so if she makes you cum fast, it's not a problem. Ask ahead of time, though. I don't know what kind of escort you're getting, if it's a high-end independent or from a nice agency,mod a random off BP, so I can't say for sure if it's included.

Show pic you found on escort website.

Joke tiem:
What's the only difference between having a girlfriend and hiring an escort?

(OP) I was talking bout asking her if she's clean std wise. the escort is from one of those fancy agencies (200/per hour) and they said i can fit in three or four nut busts if i can..

You pay more to escort

Depends. If she's a reputable, high-end girl, you're probably fine. If she's off BP and charging 60.00 an hour, wrap that shit up.

It's fairl hard to get an STI from a blowjob, saliva is not a very good vector for transmitting disease. Unless she has an ulcer or cold sore, it's very, very unlikely that you'd get anything.

If she's not clean you can always give them a shitty yelp review. You'll be fine OP, you're spending up big, don't be a pussy.

what you should do is lay on your back on the bed with your legs spread apart pulling your butt cheeks apart facing the door and shit when she walks in

>200/per hour
>fancy

enjoy your full-blown aids.

(OP) this is photo from website

You don't have to pay the escort up front.

You're fine, then. The girls from those places tend to be squeaky clean in my experience. It's in their best interest to be. If a customer catches something from one of their girls, it can absolutely destroy an agency's reputation. There are communities online for reviewing escorts and agencies, and word of that sort of thing spreads fast. This girl makes a lot of money doing what she does, she's not going to risk losing that.

You're safe.

Place your phone somewhere out of the way and make sure you record everything. In a few years, you'll look back at it and laugh at how bad and awkward you were.

You're retarded.

oh god yes pls

It looks photoshopped

(OP) they all do tbh

Basically every escort pic is shopped to some degree. At very least they're using some filters to clean shit up a little.

(OP)

TIPPING WHAT??? I HAVE TO PAY 150 EUROS FOR A WHORE FOR ONE HOUR AND THEN TIP???

That actually looks pretty "natural" as far as escort pics go. Definitely some work done to it, but nowhere near as much as I've seen in other places.

You don't have to. It'll just probably get her to like you better which means better service.

>In fact, tip ahead of time and just let her know "this is for the payment, and this is for you"
This, and don't forget the tip at the end.
And you should give her some money while you're fucking her.

Miriam from Barcelona huh, very nice

If anything, you'll invite her in, have small talk, you'll have trouble getting your little mushroom up, she'll help you (hopefully do the put the condom on with her mouth trick) then she'll sort of guide you in to sex and the testosterone will start pumping in and you'll suddenly take charge, bust a nut, thank her for her time, feel a little something for her then...

You then realize you could have done this with a real girl for free that you meet at a bar (well, you'd have to buy her a a drink or two and coax her into taking a shot or two, so that would be about $25 you'd spend on her). It's not that hard OP. Intoxicated girls at bars and clubs are easier to fuck than you think. You just need to find the ones who are alone (that would be your best chance)

take photos OP

What is the purpose of tipping at the end? You are done with her.

>he doesn't post tip his hookers
Next you're gonna tell me you dont call her an hour later to thank her for the great time you had.

(OP) is pussy eating completely off the table? would like to get a taste of that..

He's trying to be funny.

It's not working.

Depends. If she's a GFE (girlfriend experience) type girl, which I imagine she is at 200.00 an hour, it should be allowed. People are probably gonna say dumb shit like "enjoy your herpes" or some shit, but again, at those prices, it's very unlikely that she'll have something.

I say go for it. You want to be able to give an answer next time some virgin posts a "what does pussy taste like" thread, right? Life is all about experiences. Might as well give it a go.

I think the before and after people are wrong. Let her know before that you'll be tipping after. If you tip beforehand then she has little reason to perform enthusiastically.

You don't understand the long game, nigga. If you see a girl and enjoy her and want to keep seeing her, it is in your best interest to tip her or buy her little gifts from time to time because you will get better service, maybe even discounts if she's an independent, and it makes it easier to find other good girls because she can make introductions for you. It's a small investment to get better returns later.

I wouldn't if I were you, unless you want herpes.

>and gtfo of she doesn't make you use a condom
why ?

Believe me, 9 times out of 10 she expects a tip, so telling her you'll tip beforehand, she'll actually perform less. Granted if you slap her an extra $100 bucks, yeah, she'll be enthusiastic, but fuck that unless she's a 10/10

Are you kidding me? That is a WHORE, you just fuck her, pay what the bitch asked, and go on with your life. You don't treat her like a lady, faggot.

I dont eat even my own gf's pussy. Its gross. Trust me.

Because it means she's letting random dudes bareback her, which means she's probably a drug addict and probably swimming with disease.

There's a reason reputable girls and agencies don't allow that shit.

20 yo here bought one a week ago
social stigmas are bullshit
sit back, relax, and enjoy ur time and use of money

She'll be your first so naturally you may develop some feelings towards her. DON'T. She's a WHORE. She fucks for money and has no feelings for you.

It's not a matter of treating her like a lady. It's a matter of business. If you treat her well, she will value your custom more than those who don't, and you will benefit from that.

I don't know why you're acting like I'm some kind of fedora tipper. It's pretty basic common sense that if you treat someone better, they'll treat you better. You want a better performance from her, keep her happy. This is not rocket science.

I plan on getting one for 1h.
Plan to nut inside of her 3 times during that hour, with cuddling and fondling in between, no rubber. Blood tests provided from both sides ofc.

I don't even know where to begin pointing out what's wrong with this.

i visit always the same escort and she let me fuck her without condom (no anal, only vaginal). I did a test and i have nothing. I didn't ask for it she let me do that. I don"t think she is a drug addict but she is the kind that want to please to the men, extremely submissive, she fuck be fuckep up in the head but the feeling of your dick in a vagina is heaven.

*she might be fuckep in the head

I asked and she agreed, I laid out my background, I am a young perfectly healthy slim guy, blood donor card. Same for her. Whats the issue?

This one is an independent freelancer who does it as a sidejob, from talking to her she doesnt strike me as the kind of retarded slut that fucks every hobo and collects STDs like your average american skunk. So again whats the issue?

This is neither true nor coherent

you been with here or what??

>managed to stay virgin to 22
>give up to some filthy hooker instead

wew lad

Only no condom if it's anal.
>can't get pregnant that way so dodge the bullet

OP, you are not alone. Im 30 already and we are in the same boat.