Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
What do you do?

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>rape

I'd get a huge boner.

ask her to have consensual intercourse in the missionary position

probably I will cry because I love her so much

Be confused
Ask if shes ok
Ask how she got in
Ask if she wants a cuppa
Be hospitable but baffled as to why Taylor Swift is in my house
Eventually phone police if she refuses to leave

Ask her if she wants to play video games

>get the lube

Offer her a coffee, ask her how Tom is, talk about what a massive dick Kanye West is, offer a foot massage, introduce her to my cats.

Stuff like that

Ignore this thread.

i always knew she loved some nigger dick

TGFO

Do a 360 and walk away

slap her in the face til she cries
make her apologize bc the house is a mess
fuck her
go grab a beer and watch her doing the dishes

post about on Sup Forums

Is.. is this about those cum tributes?

Ask if she will play my game

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Depends if she's barefoot

Ask her why she is in my house and what she's doing there, try to confirm it is indeed taylor swift, introduce myself and try to ascertain why this break and entry has occured and find an appropriate resolution

Ask her if i can sniff and lick her feet and be her slave duh

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Wow nice tribute

Offer her the same thing Bill Cosby would

Ask her if she wants to play rocket league and get high.

Tell her we're never getting back together. Ever.

Ask het if she get me a date with Karlie Kloss.

Apologize for the mess.

id prolly just get dubs

Shoot her. Castle doctorine, brah. No mercy for anybody.

ask her for scrambled eggs, otherwise i call the cops

Tell her she has to fuck me, lest I inform the police because she broke into my home.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these
>hand her a bowl of eggs
>offer her some clothes
>drive her home

id like to think i would rape her
but in reality i would probably just look at her intensly untill she becomes uncomfortable and leaves

fpbp

Shoot her for breaking into my house

very good, post more

moreeee

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pull my pants down and start jerkin 2bqhf

I don't know if I like her face or your cock

thats a lot of cum all for Taylor

i like both :) and the way it looks like she tasting some of that cum

Ask what she needs.

Since Taylor Swift has no need of my meager worldly possessions, I can only assume that she has learned of the serum and that I have interrupted her kind-hearted but misguided attempt to secure it for the public.

My hand lingers over the kill switch, but I know that in her heart she is good, and that she is just a pawn of the Three and One, so I lead her into the chamber and give her the false serum if she promises to spare my life.

By the time her masters realize that they have been duped I am in Nicaragua, and Dr. Thanatos is no closer to replicating the Helical Epiphanies.

yes is a perfect tribute

Ask her why she's in my house and who she is cause I doubt I would recognize her. If she told me she's Taylor Swift I would tell her to leave.

>dem trips

i would hope she would be down to sing and play guitar with me

Ask if she would please eat my ass

I cum in her pussy.

Got my towel, lets go.

>What do you do?
>What do you do?
>What do you do?
this, she will do.
do you like the pic faggot?

>Ignore her
>Get naked
>Start stroking my dick
>Checking out my Taylor Swift pic collection
>Decide on one
>Sit on floor
>Jerk off to picture
>Moaning her name
>Still completely ignoring her
>Jerk until orgasm
>Cum all over the picture
>UNGH TAKE IT YOU GODDESS
>Lick it all off the picture
>Hang picture back on wall
>Get dressed
>Go to kitchen and drink some water
>Come back
>Oh hello!

There we go

"oh good, the summoning spell worked"

Shoot her and sell her to r/necrophillia and Sup Forums

Fucking idiot, you'd be facing her still.

newfag

falling for the shit bait. tempted to call you the newfag

give her the most awkward hoverhand hug of all time

then cry in a ball on the floor till I piss myself

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kek

>Newfag

You're all fucking newfags.

cum?

I would offer her my used diapers.

Ha, you fell for the bait. Newfag.

Basically act cool and get in her panties

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newfag behaviuor is a newfag behaviour. newfag.
also eat dicks faggot.

What weapons do I get?
Does Taylor get weps?

kek

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How many fucking 13 year olds are here, exactly?

None of them are fucking.

Make her eat it

a lot.
XD

10/10 would suck that dick

I would break her legs so that she couldnt run off. then I would push her around in a wheelchair everywhere. she would become my pet swift.

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>throw her on couch and tie her up
>if wearing shoe take them off
>if wearing socks, rip them off
>start licking soles and sucking toes
>stroke dick on soles
>soak feet with cum
>go to bed

Do you have autism?

sounded petty hot to me desu

wow you wouldnt even clean her feet off? disappointing

Damn dude you got some Randy Marsh balls or wat

yes, high perception asperger syndrome.

I would force her to play with me and my MLP collection

This. Bitch looks threatening as fuck.

>Look her in the eyes
>Walk out of the room
>Undress fully
>Wear the pig mask
>Walk back in
>Take a firm stand, spread legs.
>Your music is shit and you're fat.

wonder how drunk I was to miss my house by a whole ocean

fuck no, its more aesthetic to see her wiggle and spread her toes as hot cum drips down.

Im not a submissive faggot who licks cum

she doesn't look like the consensual intercourse in the missionary position type of girl.

Throw that nigger loving amazon the fuck outta my crib

only right answer

maybe not willingly anyway

she dated a nigger? which one?

She fucked Kanye West. Fucking race-traitor.

Call Michael J. Fox and ask him what he did when he had Swifters lurking around his house.

still with this meme? jesus christ

i would say pls goddess taytay can i drink your piss