ITT: Comedians trying too hard

Or failing in other ways

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bump with a classic

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I just fucking knew
Don't think I've lasted the entire video once

Nah
Fuck it
It's not worth it

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That made my asshole bleed.

women comedians...ugh...

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somebody should have boxed him in the ear right there and then

what the fuck is this shit america??

But isn't a fail, that is a genius Norm MacDonald homage.

>homage
>genius
pick one

I'll pick both. It's subtle enough that plebs won't even get it, but patrician comedy lovers will. Guess which one you are.

I miss the official comedy central upload with all those dislikes and roasted comments.

LETS GIVE IT UP FOR OPHELIA


ophelia........

>It's subtle enough that plebs won't even get it
Are you serious? It isn't subtle at all

I physically can't watch this.

>comedian

>mr trump, you should probably run for president

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I usually love Burr and his rambling, and a lot of the advice he gives is really solid and down-to-Earth, but I listened to this and hated every second of it. For all that shit he spews about corporations having more influence on people and the government than they should have any right to, he's still berating some guy for not buying into the relatively recent diamond custom of buying diamond rings. Some Dutch fucks find some shiny rocks and pretend they're more valuable than they are and suddenly I need to spend 20,000 on that shit? Unless she was born in April I wouldn't propose with anything diamond, and even then it'd be a struggle, just because of the amazing lack of ethics that go into diamond trafficking.
Yeah, so fuck this rant and fuck that opinion

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I seriously hope she wakes up every day thinking abut what a mistake this was.

if you can handle it, this video separates the men from the boys

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>Unless she was born in April
why the fuck would that matter?

relatively recent custom of proposing with diamond rings* Fuck I need to proofread

Because diamond is April's birthstone.

Birthstone I'm assuming

>posts bill burr on a comedians who try hard thread

it's fucking Dee.

so you refuse the custom of diamond wedding rings but buy into the birthstone shit? that's arbitrary as fuck

>sees thumbnail
noooo. I can't go back there. That's that cringe right there.

>Posting one of the best sets in roast history and shitting on it

L M A O

Please no. Not again.

boy have i got the one for you

youtu.be/mLXkNOpEhFk

All roasts have been hot garbage since Trump's roast.

Fuck off summerbitch.

this is true.

>Are you serious?

God damn my balls shot up into my stomach I cringed so hard.

>Literally copying a It's Always Sunny joke
Jesus

>dancing like the monkey he is at the end of the clip

I mean, it's all arbitrary. I personally never plan on getting married, so he could propose with a stale cookie and a cockslap for all I give a shit, so long as it's not diamonds.

I'd do the birthstone thing not because I think it's completely rational, it'd just be a middle ground. Women like shiny things. I don't like spending money. This creates a conflict that can be overridden with a compromise between something both shiny and inexpensive. Plus, she'd probably think it was "sweet" or some bullshit. I don't have problems gifting jewelry, I have a probably getting fucked in the ass on the prices because some Dutch cunts decided diamonds were super-duper valuable. Fuck all that.

>Or failing in other ways
Nah, I fucking love Burr, I'm still getting his Andrew's House vinyl, I'm still going to listen to all of his podcasts and I'm still funnelling money into his pocket by watching his specials and cartoon on Netflix. Plus, ol' Billy Rustnuts taught me how to make pie crust! I'm just saying that his ideas on women and diamonds is a pretty glaring blank spot.

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That was actually funny af.

Didn't cringe at any of vids in this thread. I've been in much worse situations.

>this moronic, unfunny piece of shit is sticking his jew dick in my Joanna
It just isn't fair.

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LE TIM AND ERIC IRONIKLY BAD LOOOL

hes been making comedy for over 10 years even when he made no money from it - so what have you done?

or is life fair and youre just a faggot ass bitch

didnt mean to trigger you summerbitch

i cant do this today, not again

Made plenty of great music? I run my own record label? Interning for a painter who turns $80,000 a painting?

Or do you just assume everyone on Sup Forums hasn't achieved anything?

NO NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

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Kek doubt it newfriend. Bye

i know why its cringe but like.. if he had played into it, it would have been a regular skit, and even though he didn't, it was still interesting. i guess i don't really get the difference between cringe and entertainment anymore, maybe my autism levels have peaked

>holds up spork

"I can has a underwear"

> why aren't people laughing? i get so many upvotes for this on tumblr

Go on youtube and search for improv comedy. It's all horrible.

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how can you put burr next to samberg? HOW!!!??

dude, burr consistently admits he doesn't know what he's talking about. unlike baby andy face

Calm down, it's bad enough watching the video.

now that's one dad that's going in an old people home

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:^)

this is actually alright. i doubt they charged for this, and its a university. the games are interesting, and the audience is into it.. don't see the problem here, but having some girls in the improv team would make it more interesting

Yes, women doing improv is interesting.

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>le fake poop!

I've tried to watch some improv but I just don't find it funny at all.

It's more fun when you're actually there. Makes for a comfy friday/saturday date night.

>wasted at bar
>dumb bitch comes up and is bragging to us shes an improv comic
>"Ok, tell me a joke"
>"thats not how it works"
>"you're a pretty shitty comic then desu"

>knock knock
>who's there
>my dick
And then you rub it in her fucking face.

Are you invited me out on a date already, user? I'm blushing here.

>this entire pile of garbage

How does anyone delude themselves into enjoying this forced humor?

It's actually not that bad

why did they cut out the part where hecompared Trump to Snoop? Too raycis?

Visceral

@71839512
(You)

I give you 10 seconds to take that back

That thing has a boyfriend it will likely reproduce with and will vote to decide what your future is.

JUST

this show rocks

Not sure if summer or reddit or both.

CRINGE

i thought these people were a myth

MC has sandals? I never want to go now.

fuck it, general cringe thread

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Get out.

shit dude, I never understand why people film open mics.

what is the point of roasts?

they're all cringe af

>its your life take a chance

kek

Norm's was subtle. Samberg's was so fucking on the nose that it just makes me cringe. I get what he's doing but he's laying it on so thick that it stops being ironically bad and comes around full circle to just being plain bad.

he watched too much simpsons

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>two preteen boys spooning

that's gay as fuck

they were trying to mimic the Dean Martin roasts, which were actually great.
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now they're just cash grabs for failing comedy central

Ol' Billy Bitchface should take notes from his friend Stanhope
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that was actually funny AF lol
the balls on that lad

I watched The Man Show all the way through and it gets absolutely terrible. Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope look so funny sitting on the stools because they're manlets.

it's physically invading my face

>amerifat """"""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""

Isn't there some copypasta about Obama doing this to Jimmy Kimmel or some other comedian?

>It's a "It's just a prank m8!" video
These don't make me cringe, I just watch them hoping the guy ends up getting killed or beaten within an inch of his life, with permanent brain damage or in a coma. That would be truly hilarious, some faggot trying to be internet famous throwing his life away for some 15 seconds video that isn't even funny.

Thats fucking nothing. There was this chick performing at the comedy store a few weeks back and she bombed so hard. Watching it live makes your skin crawl.