Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Semantics, dude. Consent is desire or permission to engage in sex. Female dogs have a sex drive which makes them desire sex.

Does OG stand for original gangster??

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Still here.

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>Been "doodling" around on my toy piano since I'm 7, but never had lessons or instruction of any sort.
>I've only been playing piano to entertain myself since I'm a kid. when I was at the age of 12 my older sister started taking piano lessons and was given a decent Yamaha keyboard.
>I was not allowed to use the keyboard.. but I still did often at night with earphones. At the age of 17 I signed up for the cheesy talent show organized by my favorite English teacher.
>He personally insisted for me to participate for god knows what reason. So I went on stage and played random stuff I came up with for about 3 minutes and left.
>Since then I've been allowed to touch the keyboard. I bought myself a Yamaha epiano 2 years ago.
>I am now 20. So it has been 13 years since I first touched that toy piano.

>which makes them desire sex

Yeah, with members of their own species.

Got any neat zoonotic diseases yet?

Sure, I didn't know you liked guys though.

>That thread

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Where's the best place to get beast porn these days?

カラミチーマス

Cute ribbon.

That it does, i have taken that role due to another Nui user showing up.

The Internet

With any species. They're not picky.

You can't get one from dogs aside from non-sexual diseases like rabies I guess.

beasttracker.net

Claiming Yui!

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No shit.

Yes.. oh shit.

Shouldn't you be in bed~?

With you? Of course.

Why is that woman always mad?

born mad

cut me yuno

Is this shit starting again in a new thread
Close

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>you'll never tap that

Sorry, sorry
I don't feel all too well now

Sorry, I haven't been reading through the old thread. Reading other people's messages is haram.
>13 years
That sure is quite some time.
I'm always impressed when people can actually just play something that comes to mind, like it came just natural.
Can the e-stuff really hold a candle to some good old fashioned instrument?

I was hoping for that funny joke. Why is everyone a trap q_q.

why live

I'm going to sleep now ppl!
same bad time same bad web page!

Hey Nui!

G'night~

What happened?

indeed

Night Ruka!

Gnight

Apparently I failed my philosophy class and my nudes got leaked last thread.

good night ;)
c: night night!
sleep tight my friend!

That really sucks. *hugs* I hope you're feeling okay. Hopefully people won't be able to trace them to you, at least.

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Fucking faggots. You all deserve to die of aids.

>Why is everyone a trap
Gibt definitiv minuspunkte!

Homeless pocky eater.

Maybe, I can take the heat as well, not only be the one at the giving end, as it were.

I don't have any quick wit.
You'll just have to live with that.

I'm yours for the warmth of an actual bed.

Good night.

>I haven't been reading through the old thread
That's completely normal, I was just giving source for my quote.
>Can the e-stuff really hold a candle to some good old fashioned instrument?
Some have very nice touch feel and nice vibrant sound. I would say yes. Some e-piano at the music shop are actually better than the acoustic piano at my old folks' place.

Howdy, Louise! how have you been doing?
Who is this handsome fella?

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Maybe someday I'll find a nice one to take care of forever.

Will you have to take the class over?
>nudes

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Claim

Thanks. I doubt it though. And even if they do, I'm moving out soon
Still wasn't exactly my brightest moment.

Yup, will have to do.
What have you done today? Can you even work with the pain you have?

Also steam.

you had sex with the thread?

Not too bad. Every time I clear up a day for my photography, the sky grows cloudy and rainy. On days I have other plans, the sky is clear. I'm beginning to think it's a sign.

How about you?

I have to work or I'll lose this apartment. Coworker pointed out the blood seeping from my mouth, and it was embarrassing...

Will I be able to delete the Steam account once I've created it?

youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8

doubt

I love gay porn

I just wish it wasn't all straight guys

i agree with you. gay is best.

You can always try

Wenn du das schon für schwul hälst, dann pass auf!

Well, I am a man of his word, so I shall now proceed to shower you with attention and affection, but to make sure it's not too enjoyable I will do so in a creepy way:
You have very nice skin. Would you let me suck on your armpits?

I do sometimes which I had learn to play some instrument. But then I remember that practice takes time and effort.

they are creepy

Perhaps there's something in the clouds for you to capture with it.

I've been well, just been speaking a little bit on discord.
How have you been Konata?

Sounds harsh too. I hope you can pull through.

I just looked it up, you can't. But you can link it with a throwaway e-mail so no one can track it.
I recommend making a [email protected] mail.

Of course, no one checks the personal informations (so you can lie in those) and you can make your account private so you can't be tracked.

great lately actually :o

and you(i)?

>That's one of the first things you said to me on Steam
C'mon Shiro, reusing your lines?

Maybe, but I can't think of anywhere I could go to make these clouds beautiful.

I gotcha! I've still been trying to get a group together for that tabletop thing.

whats wrong with Haruhi?

I'm testing them on insignificant people.

I wish German was easier to learn.
Creepy is fun.
Do you really want to talk to me in private?

She always seems likes she's in a bad mood.

You're a clever one, you. I had a good laugh at that.

Nevermind...

Yes, absolutely.
I know you are probably scared of being rejected but I promise I won't.

>I wish german was easier to learn
He said: If you think that's gay, then watch out!
You can always ask me for german translations if you're having trouble

Acknowledge Lain, and the Great Day of her awakening, anons! Or be accursed.

LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!

You'll never get the girls/traps if you just recycle your lines.

those are just the pictures i use

Woah
That doesn't sound good
What is up man?

Fuck this life

It's closely related to English, and spelling is extremely easy, as there are only a few clear rules you need to learn.
Only difficulties are genders, grammar and assembled words.
Just give it a shot.

I'm sorry, but I have a hard time coming up with really creepy stuff.
Also even that other remark I did inspired by your fair skin.

Well maybe I don't want any of these filthy individuals! Shiro is all I need.

That is not what I'm afraid of. Can Discord be deleted?

Do you think Shiro would let you lick her armpits?

>What decisions have I made in my life that lead to me asking someone that question

I've watched some clips on YouTube and she's always screaming and hitting people.
That picture looks sp00ky, that's what's up.

fuck you too man

Yes, it can. You don't even have to activate your e-mail to verify your account. What are you afraid of?

Lets go

Should I wear protection?
I'm trying right now! and getting nowhere!

it's one of those weirdy mindfuck anime's that makes no sense on purpose, only talked about by idiots who think they're 'deep' and that no one else 'gets it', and is meant for pretentious faggots.

tldr lain is the anime equivalent of tool. or some shit.

Nah man what's up
I haven't seen you for so long and you drop a bomb that you're bleeding from your mouth
Are you okay?

She would even let me lick her eyeballs.
How far would your waifu be willing to go?

Let's start with the basics:
>Hello
Hallo
>How are you?
Was geht, Alter?
>I'm doing fine.
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Try it!

Good to hear! been up to anything recently?
Maybe it's supposed to look dramatic.

Ah, so things have been taking a bit?

I'll tell you in private.
I'll make the account later today.

shes really sweet

I'm.. alright, how about you?

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Fair? That's not really fair, I'm pretty sure that is what most people would call pale.
You can just say non-creepy things then? You just said attention, right? Well surely, just talking suffices.
Unless you'd prefer to give me 50 quid instead, that works too.

Thank you.
Chara#8582
that's how you can add me later then

It wont matter you'll get aids anyway

Just chatting with loved ones :)

and you? how's your user friend? :o

Alright I'm sorry i didn't mean to push
Hope you'll get well soon
I will go back to lurking, stay healthy

Well, let's be real, that's a pretty common thing in japan.
Also, do you honestly think she would?

Pls. I just want a nice domestic life married to Louise.

Well, I live around a bunch of mountains. I suppose a mountaintop shot could have that special drama to it. It might be a bit late to do that now, though, I leave for work in 5 hours and all the mountains are big to hike that quickly.

I want to get one more person before we start. Chara's down, but wants to wait to move out first. so far, counting you, I got Haruhi, and Makoto. Three people is the smallest group I'd wanna play with, and if your internet can't handle it I don't wanna have to start over.