You are a father

>you are a father
>living alone with cute 9yo daughter
>one night, you check if she sleeps in her room
>you see moving blanket and hear sounds
>you realize she is playing with herself

What will you do?

Leave because I'm not a pedophile

kick her to sleep

Buy her a gallon of lube and some XL Bad Dragon dildos to use, what else you stupid fuck?

Walk out of the room, call my sister in the morning and ask her to deal with it cause I dont want shit to do with whats happening.

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>think "how would i feel if someone were to find me fapping"
>turn around an leave cause it´s not my fucking thing to bother with

throw her your dildo and say goodnight

Let her have her fucking alone time. Go masturbate in my own room while thinking about it. Get her a minivibe for her tenth birthday.

Pretend like you didn't see anything.

Give "the talk" at a later date.

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Wait till she's at least 16.
Fuxk her like no tomorrow.
Because im a decent bastard

This is the only correct answer.

ask if you can smell her fingers

go inside the room and yell, masturbation causes blindness.

sage

Do it

Time flies when you're a faggot

Knock before you open the door next time you fuckin' prevert.

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interupt her and for the next hour or two give her a fap demonstration and have her show me how she faps for inspection and tell her she will die if she faps by herself without me there to make sure she does it properly each time

Disallow access to any internet connected device for her. 9-year-olds don't do that shit on their own. Only on Sup Forums do people think otherwise. So obviously she was influenced by the internet.

turn 360° and walk away

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360 noscope that bitch

>Slowly and quietly pull out my phone
>Set it to vibrate mode.

>Open the Bridge and Law remix of PUMPED UP KICKS by Foster the People.
>Blast the chorus on max volume

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>implying you know what every fucking 9 year old in the whole fucking world is thinking and what they will do on their own time.

Move on to the Spiderman costume

turn 360 and moonwalk away

Depends on the relationship I've had with her in the past 9 years, and how she looks.

Most likely expose her to images of guys women would normally deem attractive in the form of catalogues, magazines, and other ordinary material in the direction that she's heterosexual and cut out images of girls too skinny for her body frame to accomplish. Just have the material lying around without noticing where they are or care about it.

>9-year-olds don't do that shit on their own
Yeah, because nerve endings were invented by the Internet.

okay take the internet away. what about school? what about her friends? what about television? what about her phone? you see how taking away something isn't going to help and in fact will drive them harder in their own direction?

the best answer

Found the 9 year old

Dude there's 5 year olds that touch themselves without anyone teaching them. They realize it feels good and they like feeling good it's really that simple

What's with these unchecked trips?

>you are a father
>living alone with cute 9yo daughter
>one night, you check if she sleeps in her room
>you see moving blanket and hear sounds
>you realize she is playing with herself and moaning "papa"

what will yo do?

ftfy

clearly you've never been around children. Genital play is completely natural part of growing up

This is your best answer.

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shit. think we've just been trolled fellas

>'Did you just assume my gender you 9y/o shitlort?'

A nine year old raised under NORMAl conditions would not know what they where doing and whould not see as pleasuring themselves as an adult does. All they know is it gives them a funny feeling that they may or may not like. In this girls case it would seem she likes it. That however still does not mean she is sexually aroused or understands what being aroused means.. When you had your first boner or wet dream did you know what it was or did you have the internet or other material to forewarn yourself?

Leave like a normal human being
Topkek

>walk down the stairs and disconnect the internet
>walk up again and sneak in again
>when movement of blanket continues - allright she's fine
>when movement stopped and angry yelling starts - bingo you interrupted some peddo on omegle to make her do it
>some talk has to be done next day

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>9 year kid
>phone
This is why I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>off by one

Same thing. It's a fairly common thing for young girls to fixate on their father.

Pour sage all over her

Tits or GTFO

Buy her some toys.

If "pretending to be retarded" was the same thing as "trolling", you might be right. However, I don't think he was pretending at all.

>kill yourself pedo scum

Kek, I could barely keep a straight face as I wrote that.

Not me: Honestly, I'd love to hear from some females about early masturbation. Heck, I'd like to hear from guys too. I never found anything pleasurable about stimulating my penis until the first day I came (at 10yo).

If you don't have any female friends or relatives available and willing to talk to her, take her to a female counselor, or ask her school to recommend one.

Started diddling when I was 3 or 4. Nerves & natural bodily curiosity most toddlers have =/= internet.

When i was 7 i used to whack it, and i had no internet access at all.

So then you've been diddling for what about five years now?

don't mind me, continue pls

kek this

9 is a little young. I'd at the very least take her to a psychologist to make sure nothing happened to her to get her curious about it.

exactly but i have to assume she has one in this day and age

MODS MODS MODS

Sure.

Fighting evil by comitting an even bigger evil

Satan aproves

So you're walking back at her?

Me and another neighborhood boy used to suck on each others penises when we were 6 It lasted until we reached the age when we started cumming in eachother mouths.

are you autistic?

The misunderstanding here is simple. Being aroused and understanding what being aroused are two different things. Unless somebody started a 9 year olds sex education wayyyy too early they will not not what the word aroused means or what it means to be aroused. However they can be aroused they simply know it is something that feels good and is in no way sexual to them..

You're not scaring or insulting anyone with remarks like that. You're pissing in an ocean of piss. Set sail for home, because this isn't the place for you.

Well...that's gay.

I hear you there - It's just disappointing to me how parents give their children smartphones and unrestricted internet access and are surprised when they turn into annoying douchebags.

Not be a creep

Underrated post

Yes. Aren't you?

I'm not denying that. I was abused as a child from a woman in my family, and thought sex with a woman was dirty and filthy, hence why a experimented with sex with boys instead of girls.

HOLY SHIT MODS

Do a ps4 and walk towards her

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Whatever makes you feel ok being gay..

Walk away and say nothing

...yeah

Can you pedos go to vola or something? You're not wanted here

Smuggle her to Africa to receive clitorectomy.

I'm not gay. I have a wife and children. I'm bi if anything. Penises still turn me on.

/fucking thread

Leave the room, you fucking perv.

Next day I'd regret it and install cameras everywhere.

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There is no such thing as being by. You are just in denial and keeping the wife and kids to make yourself feel safe. Once a guy puts a dick in his mouth he is gay.

Call the police

I like being by my friends and family

That's your opinion. I get equally turned on at the sight of pussy.

Bust in singing danger zone.

>When you had your first boner or wet dream did you know what it was or did you have the internet or other material to forewarn yourself?
I wrote . The first time I ever came I remember being erect and I had a weird feeling like I wanted to do something. I ending up thrusting into my hand, simulating what I had seen on old porn VHS tapes. I don't know if I had done that if I had never seen sex before. I pumped 3 times and came and it was the first time I associated pleasure with my penis; I never looked back and never stopped fapping.

Groan inwardly at the upcoming labor effort and begin making plans to renovate the basement.

newfag detected

I think you're in denial. There is no grey area for you in terms of sexuality perhaps out of some sort of guilt. You were most likely abused as a child I'd wager. It's okay. It wasn't your fault.

Did you know that kids of all ages have boners? There's not such thing as a "first boner". Man, you're clueless.