Are y-you alone? Heartbroken? In a b-bad situation? J-just feeling down?

Are y-you alone? Heartbroken? In a b-bad situation? J-just feeling down?

Come have some tea with me, Alice3D!

F-for all the haters: vocaroo.com/i/s0JkeJzjzyhI

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Whast up

SKATE FAST EAT ASS NIGGA

*hug*

Hey Alice, hope you're well.

i like a challenge to my fap

Hiya Alice!

I NEED SOME GODDAMN TEA
NOW DAMMIT

are you a real gril? I always figured you were a trap, considering the masks

FIRST WE GON ROCK

THEN WE GONE

POST

bump

Then we gunna fap

Over these hoes

Then we gunna Nigger!

That is creepy.

bump

Heey Alice :)

N-now that I've thoroughly embarrassed m-myself, l-lets select a tea!

tea with alice gives me a strange woody

Hi Alice!!!

Alice! Always a pleasure

Kinda ironic the guy that said nigger spoiled the rap

All the anons pouncing on Alice-chan~ I see, I see. Alice-chan is more popular than I thought.

- Cirno

kek

you ever fix your clocks?

ikr?

Um, I'm here. Guess I'll just see how things pan out.

My wife cheated on me...

fuck 'er in the ass and kill her
it's the only way

Checked and keked

T-they are timers, s-so....they are never broken?

Anyway, l-let me pour you some t-tea....


...oh d-dear.
vocaroo.com/i/s07RIFGTSVdv

Well trips don't fucking lie

green tea alice, my stomach hurts

If you only knew. I've been single for a week. I'm getting used to the taste of my tears. To waking up to a wet pillow. It was the softest break up ever. Five years, and we grew apart from each other. The closeness late night and in bed is what I miss.

orangatuan tits

do you stutter like that because of some sorta brain damage

W-welcome!

thank you alice, I bet it tastes delicious!

CAN YOU MAKE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL? D-DO YOU HAVE ONE?

How's it going, everyone? I'll just be over here watching the fun.

cuck

Are you a trap

>gloves
>ruffles
>covers face

Nice try faggot.
Vocaroo doesn't mean shit and you're just a larping faggot.

s/he is on the spectrum

its alice faggot, get off Sup Forums newfag

how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Gay. I was with someone for six and we were supposed to be married. Rub one out and move on.

W-why does everyone ask m-me this?

Nope!

I've known that feel for eight damn years, Anonymous. It never gets any easier. I'm sorry.

Nope.

Also nope.

Final nope.

for some reason i don't believe you

W-well Anonymous? How w-was your day? What's on y-your mind?

I've g-got the tea, n-now you tell me...what's up!

are some pre recorded? ._.

like how they cook a turkey on a cooking show and uh...

while doing the steps

cut to the finished turkey seconds later?

Lets see that dick tranny.

Alice! are u happy?

>vocaroo

I want to see your pretty body and movements, and cute voice on demand, as if you were my personal object owned as my property

Well alice, just got back from work and took a shower, pleasant surprise to see you here.

ikr!

gtfo

S-see, it's this s-sort of person the first vocaroo w-was for.

No, y-you?

H-hope you enjoyed it >

would you believe me if I said I killed a man?

T-that's nice Anonymous, I'm g-glad you had a great day

Alice I don't know if you remember me but I told you about my relationship problem with my girlfriend. Well 3 days ago she broke up with me before our one year anniversary but I don't understand why so maybe you can give me some insight. She text me 3 days ago saying she needed to talk to me at the park at 3. I asked her what was wrong if everything okay and she wouldn't tell me anything. I asked her if she was breaking up with me and she said yes and sorry and she felt we were going different directions I asked her be more detailed but she didn't tell me just saying she felt i was doing my thing and she was doing hers which still doesn't explain it since I made my schedule i could see her more and always to offer to see her more I blocked her and deleted her since she didn't want to talk to me and seem pretty clear she wanted nothing with me anymore. What do you make of this

It's not worth wasting your time with dear, it's nice to see you again though.

or would you percieve me to be the innocent Kendrick you see on the streets

Reconnected with some friends today, goy off my ass and did stuff. So yeah today was good.

...

Saudis get out

Haven't been able to catch your threads in a few weeks, is that a thing you do occasionally now, or is that the first?

vocaroo don't mean shit lets see that dick

I really dont understand why you do this weird shit, but you really do have a nice kitchen.

...

ayy lmao

Well Alice... my discord is Master Pempheridae#4576

that's a cute tea set alice, where did you get it?

Oh d-dear. I keep d-doing this.

vocaroo.com/i/s0tFq340Y9MS

W-WHY CAN'T I JUST P-POUR TEA IN PEACE!

You are pretty much the only reason I check this shithole anymore. Also mutually ignored by my best friend because I can not handle my love.

Maybe you need to grow a pair or put on a glorious cape or pair of wongs and become an fabulous hero.

>goy

I want to ravage you

Well may as well clean it as you're in maid garb already.

Hi Alice!

I'm trying to not drink beer and vodka, but I have trouble sleeping when I don't, any tea good for late nights you can recommend?

Hey, you always help us and here you said you're not happy, maybe I can try return the favour, if you want to talk about it of course.

G-good to hear my love!

I'm g-glad

Alice, will you shrink me and drop me into your pantsu? I want to cuddle your cute feminine penis

Not alice but chai tea is my preferred. Put some milk and sugar and mmmm

will we ever see your butthole alice?

Why not just come to the chat server, friend?

I don't give a shit about the content.
Only trannies wear gloves and cover their faces because they can't accept societies stigma.

Lets see that dick tranny.

jesus christ you have time every day to fucking waste on a this crap?
grow up cupcake

G-good to know, now I k-know where to avoid!

I b-bought it from a cute chinese couple, along w-with Nano.

They told me not to feed her after midnight, but it's okay, nothing bad has happened yet.

C-cannot handle...my love? What?

T-too bad!

Y-yes, doxylamine succinate. It works better than tea.

If it w-were so easy, dear.

>...I've d-done them every day this year.
That's why everyone asks you that.

Help me Alice, i think my grandma is dying and i cant take a shit, what kind of tea can help me whit my stomach issue?

Hey Alive? Will you go out with me? ;)

it's simple
you must kill your grandmother

S-sorry, I only have a vagina

I'm about to go take a shit big enough for both of us my dude, don't you worry

Do you enjoy coffee as well as tea? I work for a small coffee shop and we have some really soothing blends!

Just Google "cock" you raging fucking faggot

How about you just shut the fuck up and suck my cock you ugly tranny,

>Feelsbatman.jpg

I'll eat that kawaii little dick like a cupcake if you know what I'm saying