Why doesn't Bluto just eat spinach?

Why doesn't Bluto just eat spinach?

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He's allergic

He looks more like a ham and eggs kinda guy.

that's how the series ends, he tears popeye in half.

That'd be pretty bluto

He doesn't like the taste.

He looks like a steak and eggs kind of guy

Why doesn't Bluto just take the eagles to Mordor?

>Bluto is strong thanks to years of excercise
>Popeye is stronger thanks to taking some shady substance
Seriously, what did they mean by this?

Probably didnt had the same effect on him.

Its basically a show to drive the home point of "eat your veggies".

Also Bluto is just fat.

Popeye is strong without spinach, he 's SUPER strong with it.

Also Bluto HAS taken spinach before, Popeye force fed it to him so he'd get beat up by Bluto to get sympathy from Olive Oyl.

Badass as fuck.

Btw how is the real life movie? Any good?

No

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>eating a can of watery, disgusting green nonsense
i fell for this as a kid
got myself a can & started eating this green meme
mfw

Now that's what I call climate control

Why did animation die?

He just didn't.

because turns out kids will watch flash quality shit
why on earth would you spend extras money when you wont get more viewers (except maybe a few manchildren)

tumblr and koreans

better question is
why does spinach have such a bad rep outside popeye. If someone would get all their information about it from movies, he would think its literal poison, that only madmen eat from time to time or parents give ti to their children as punishment

but that sweet sweet coca cola and candies and coffee, man thats what dreams are made of

also diabetes


tldr hail spinach and fuck sugar

Because people want actual money to do it.

The entirety of looney toons cost about 20k, accounting for inflation, because they didn't pay the animators shit.

Popeye pls

god damn he blow the fuck out of her

HAHAH BASED BLUTO

HOW WILL OLIVE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS RECKONING

I like them.

Sure they arent the tastiest things but they are good and a nice flavor.

Top kek.

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see, this was posted on Sup Forums awhile back
i was in the thread
this shit is beautiful
amazing work, took many animators to make this

Wew lad.

oh shit
she probaly cried and had popeye beat up bluto for that

>tfw you realize Popeye is a vegan

woah

This is better than anime will ever be. Prove me wrong

i don't remember him eating dick and sending a letter to literally everyone he's ever met informing about it though.

I like spinach
learn to cook

>Cartoons will never EVER be this comfy to watch again

Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow?

how strong is bluto then? bluto survived all of popeyes assaults so hes gotta be a god too

SINBAD THE SAILOR

Man he was a real cock in that cartoon.

>why does spinach have such a bad rep outside popeye
it doesnt. if it ever gets mentioned negatively, its from a kid who doesnt like eating veggies including carrots or green peppers. spinach is great and its probably most commonly eaten on pizza and in spinach and artichoke dip. i like it simply wilted in a bit of butter, with some kind of stringy melted cheese on top

it has Shelley Duval as Olive so premium fap material if that's your fetish

He doesn't need performance enhancing drugs to fight

>its probably most commonly eaten on pizza

i dont have a reaction image extreme enough for my level of disgust

it's all natural, the FDA can't do shit!

is olive elite at fucking or giving head or something?

he punched the storm back into clear weather
wat

youre not a faggot are you?

>creamy, garlicky white sauce
>spinach
>sometimes white onion
>grilled chicken if you wish
>topped in a mix of asiago and provolone

its good

Thats good.

Thanks.

They will when they find out where he's been buying this "spinach"

but can he survive the cancer in his arms?

i feel like watching popeye now

When Popeye wants you to knock off your shit, you knock off your shit

This reminds me of one punch man. Especially the comet and Martian shit.

I love spinach in subs or in scrambled eggs. Shit is good and makes me feel like popeye

So if he wanted to rape it's no stopping him

That crust looks dry as fuck and there´s not even any seasoning on it.

Did you get that from the supermarket?

That only made him stronger.

Popeye is a gentleman

That's some nice animation.

is it 'za

Pretty much anything you'd use lettuce for, spinach is better for. Spinach tastes better than lettuce and it's got tons of healthy shit in it. It's like eating pure nutrients and vitamins whereas eating lettuce is basically like eating cardboard

I've been saying this for years.

SIDF pls go

It's funny that Popeye is the second most powerful fictional being in existence next to Big Rig 6 truck.

HOLY SHIT!

live stream of popeye for wmp if anyone is interested:

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>expecting seasoning on crust
do you frequent pizza hut by any chance, you unbelievable faggot?

>order spinach pizza from pizza hut
>they toss some tree leaves on a normal pizza and squirt teriyaki sauce on it

>Big Rig 6 truck.

Look, you've got a story to tell, just tell it.

popeye was a real nigga

Thanks user.

that's baby spinach plebmeister

Gave that nigga a free trip.

I need to rewatch these sometime. Haven't seen them in years

I was talking about the pizza itself you donkey!
Learn to read between the lines.

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Can still hear that cavalry charge in my head when he summons the biceps

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Why are people so obsessed with literal great depression era propaganda from the spinach lobby? They were designed to trick people into thinking the only food you need to buy to be strong is spinach.

Stop being misled. WAKE THE FUCK UP

please dont hurt us popeye

Isn't there an episode where Popeye gets tired of Olive's shit?

my disgust was at "most commonly", not that spinach can be potentially used as a pizza topping

>ugly white male gets superpowers, beats up his bully and fucks a submissive low-test girl

no wonder why you guys like it so much

if you dont like classic cartoons you literally suck ass

spinach is literally the god-tier vegetable, it's so goddamn good for you WHY ARE YOU NOT EATING IT RIGHT NOW

Forgot to add this: reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/2nc4d2/til_that_in_big_rigs_over_the_road_racing_the/

Someone tried to mathematically calculate this.

better hope P isnt on the block to hear that shit

no it came from a typo about the amounts of iron in spinach, then it became a meme

>watching cartoon network as a kid
>the popeye hour comes on
>know I stayed up too late

literally the worst cartoon. Only show that was worse was the bannas.

> It is well known for its nutritional qualities and has always been regarded as a plant with remarkable abilities to restore energy, increase vitality and improve the quality of the blood. There are sound reasons why spinach would produce such results, primarily the fact that it is rich in iron. Iron plays a central role in the function of red blood cells which help in transporting oxygen around the body, in energy production and DNA synthesis. Spinach is also an excellent source of vitamin K, vitamin A, vitamin C and folic acid as well as being a good source of manganese, magnesium, iron and vitamin B2. Vitamin K is important for maintaining bone health and it is difficult to find vegetables richer in vitamin K than spinach.

you have 10 seconds to explain to me why you are not eating spinach right now

Y'all cruisin' for a bruisin'

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the banana splits, not the bananas

I remember watching cartoons at night as a kid. We'd always get to the point where we'd ask to watch just 1 more cartoon before we had to go to bed.
But we had the rule 'popeye doesn't count.' So if the next cartoon was an episode of popeye, we'd get to watch one more after that.

Have we entered the age of spinach posting?

>he doesn't eat, love, and post about spinach literally all day

you're literally a gay

Go outside and eat spinach like a good boy

Is that the one where popeye pulls out an asbestos sheet to deflect a dragon's breath? I had that on 8mm.

Yes.

I love raw spinach. I'll eat it all day.

Fuck that slimy shit.

arugula master race

Cause I eat collard greens

>I had that on 8mm.
is that like a netflix knock-off?

yeah, that's it. thanks m8.

Something like that.