Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heretic-ing
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No over sexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>If you’re not posting pictures no one cares about you
>The rules don’t matter
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
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Well today sucked
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
but have you seen him recently?
oshit
Always a pleasure
try sleeping
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I would hope so. But still, I want to hear you say it then. "I promise to keep our private conversation between us and won't show it to anyone else."
If you promise me that in discord, I'm completely satisfied and will tell you everything you want to know about me
also nice quads
Yeah in the archive.
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Lol stupid auto posting
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so will you upload your own stuff on youtube after all?
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First take a sander. Make the grain as fine as you want because you to destroy your face. Doing this call 911 or energy services tell them a guy attacked you with a sander. Take cloth and wipe off your fingerprints. Better yet wear gloves when your sanding. Strip off the gloves before you call. This will be hard when your in agonizing pain. Then you'll need facial reconstruction. Tell them before the incident that you had girly features. Boom. Your face looks like a girl.
Then get HRT and grow titties. Arch you back backwards when sitting, it makes your ass look bigger. Or wear pads to make it look big.
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>also nice quads
Danke!
And I will tell you that every time you want me to and I will mean it with all my heart.
if anything hes been being nicer lately
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And I will tell you the same thing. Are you feeling a bit more secure now?
I'll probably go to bed in an hour and will get up 5-6 hours later
>wanting to be a trap/girl
Do you have legit retardation?
I think I found the missing passenger on the shortbus
I could.. should I? Is this even worth a channel? I've got no clue
quit it!
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We get it, you have severe autism.
I'm telling you, Haruhi.
What you are doing right now.
Is a terrible mistake.
hey,can i get some tap water?
your waifus are not safe from us
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I do
you definitely should you being able to compose something our of the air? course it is!
at least its worth a try and you can even talk on Sup Forums once they start making covers again
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still very thirsty
why?
it makes me happy when i talk to him
its what i look forward to
Why the fuck do you care?
If Haruhi wants to be a faggot and cyberdate another fag online only to get depressed because he creeped him out by being too clingy you should let him.
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oh, look, it's shitomoko again
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suppose ill get some tap water elsewhere
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You should try to sleep 8-9 hours.
And I'm starting to relax a little. My previous relationship was a horrifying time in my life that lasted 10 years.
I'm going to try and sleep too because the more is starting to get more unbearable. I'm sorry, goodnight.
You're in for a world of pain that will drive you to suicide. What you're feeling is a false sense of happiness that will consume your mind, it's exactly what Kurome wants!
You know what? I'm going to get rid of him for you.
Also goodnight.
Sociopaths like Kurome love clingy people. There will be no end to Haruhi's suffering.
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No I don't.
the pain* is starting
sorry
mods?
Sleeping 8-9 hours it's overrated
I'm not really tired though
I'm glad you're starting to trust me. I don't tend to babble out private stuff. Especially not about someone I care about.
Goodnight Sono. See you later
>secret kiss
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Claim'd
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You and Kurome need to STOP or fucking LEAVE.
This cyberdating shit is cringy as fuck and so cancerous. I can feel cancer growing on my retina for looking at your posts. If you need to see a therapist about someone being creeped out by your cringey clinginess then that means you have mental retardation BAD.
There is no saving you. Kill yourself. I fully approve of suicide and think you, both you and Kurome, should consider this as an option. Get a couples' coffin, I don't know.
Based God Tomoko*
Fixed
Kurome is not a sociopath. He's a normal person. He's creeped out by Haruhi's clinginess and leaves for like a week and then feels sorry for Haruhi and comes back. People like Haruhi are missing a couple screws.
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please fucking kill yourself
shitomoko*
fixed your fix
anyway, goodnight everyone
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Welcome back
This is actually a pretty good claim. I wish Funimation hadn't fucked it up so much though.
t. rectumravaged haruhi because I'm insulting him and Kurome.
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This.
People spamming the "Haruhi stop!!1" garbage and trying to 'help' him need to fuck off.
what is happening in this thread
should I call the police
nope, that was me, and i probably hate them more than you do, so
>secret rapes
lol im joking goodnight, love
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why do people ctrl + f when there's a search bar in the catalog?
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are you still here piano holo?
I thought it only searched thread titles
Because muh convenience xd
seems I came at a bad time :o
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>no penises
I mean, the real answer is just that it's convention.
>used the catalog search function
>no [x] thread
doesn't have the same ring
the other reason is that people are too stupid to find the actual search bar
Thank you~
I thought season 4 was good, but season 3 needs to die in a fire.
Just waiting for this one to become farts and murder again.
Four fucking seasons? Are you kidding me? I only watched the first one. Fuck that.
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Hey patches just saying hi before I sleep for a bit. Hope all is well
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Season 1 is bretty gud
Season 2 is the best season
Season 3 is garbage
Season 4 is really good
Oh you're THAT cringey user. The one who acts like a faggot and pretends he has a good waifu when she's absolute shit. He acts like his opinion is the only one that matters. Insult cars? Lmao no le carres ar gud cuz my opion is souperior L M A O, amirite makoto?!
Your nothing more than a stuck up pseudo-intellectual prick.
You need to stop posting now.
Why does the thread go to shit during my day?
you try so hard
Oh, heya 'moko!
There was another Tomoko claimer earlier who was being a dick, it was rather confusing for all of two minutes.
Things are good and school is picking up which is nice
Hope things are just as dandy on your end, and sleep tight if you don't read this, even though that doesn't really make sense