We need a green text or story thread about what happend when you found a drunk girl at a party!!! Tell us what happend...

we need a green text or story thread about what happend when you found a drunk girl at a party!!! Tell us what happend and what you did to them!

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I took her home and gaver her boiled eggs when she woke up

i found a drunk girl at a party once.

i rolled her onto her side so she wouldn't choke on her own vomit.

when i came back later to see if she was okay, she was gone, but there was a fan of vomit - mostly bacardi and coke - spread out where her face had been, with delicate feathering at the leading end where her hair had dragged through it.

i never saw her again, which was just as well, because any whore who gets that catatonic that early in the evening is bad news. probably fall asleep while trying to suck your dick.

kek

Not finding a random girl at a party but kind of related???

>Be me
>Be 21
>Be dating a really hot red head chick
>She is a miserable alchohalic
>I am also a miserable alcoholic
>I pick her up from a "wine and cheese" party
>She is completely black out drunk she can't even stand up straight. She is like a tree in a strong wind
>I take her back to my place
>I strip down to my boxers
>She leaves her clothes on cause she is too drunk to take them off and I don't wanna bother
>She passes out with her head on my naked chest
>I lie there for about ten minuets
>She begins to very gently in a few kinda burp vomits, pukes all over my chest red wine and fancy stinky blue cheese
>Honestly it didn't feel bad it was nice and warm but it SMELLED FUCKING HORRIBLE
>Wasn't really sure what to do so I just kinda laid there figuring out what to do next

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>Get up clean puke off myself
>Pick her up cary her into the bathroom
>She has long red hair down to her ass and it's filled with chunks of blue cheese puke
>Start to take her clothes off so I can get her in the shower
>She is completely blacked out is a slurry half conscious zombie state
>She is pathetically trying to fight me off saying "Stop all these people can see"
>I'm pissed to I kinda snap at her loudly "Bitch no one is here but us and I've seen you naked 1,000 times!"
>Get her in tub attempt to wash puke out her hair with the long hose shower head thing
>She starts screaming at the top of her lungs 'STOP RAPING ME, HELP SOMEONE, HE IS RAPING ME!!!"
>Without thinking I scream back at her, 'BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M NOT RAPING YOU!!!"
>She passes out in the tub
>I drag her back into my bedroom, flip the mattress, throw her on the bed
>I end up staying up all night watching her sleep so she doesn't choke on her puke and die or whatever
>Early next morning in the kitchen making coffee my roommate walks in
>Roomate says, "Hey dude I know it's none of my business but, "What the fuck were you doing in the bathroom last night?"
>I tell him what happened
>He belives me
>He says, "Awweee what a fucking cunt"
>The End

hi fbi :^)

but you did rape her, right?

Halloween parties rule.

Enjoy, Sup Forumsros.

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Negative, I'm not a basement dwelling neck beard. I can bang hot chicks without raping them.

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>go on..

continue sir

As you were saying....

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go on, also story

Took a Co worker home because she was white girl wasted and trashing the place. We live in the same apartment complex so nobody said anything but I ended up getting her inside and throwing her in the shower because she was halfway covered in a mix of puke and bbq sauce. Then had to get her ass out after she fell and ate shit in the shower which was a fun time.

Long story short, got her out of the shower, threw her in bed. Halfway drunk and asleep she says "what, you don't want to fuck me? " threw off my clothes and fucked the shit out of her and nutted inside. Best part is, I've been trying to fuck her for probably the two years I've worked with her and she doesn't remember the night. Her boyfriend/ fiance doesn't know about it either.

Fine by me though. She asked for it. 6/10 would do again.

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This is what I found.

Where is the rest?

brought her back to my house and made her eat all the eggs

Wow..i have the most fucked up hard on.

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what the shit nigger

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>be me sophomore year in Texas
>most roomies are engineers
>boring and autistic as fuck
>get invited to one of their parties
>had friend fix my pc so nothing better to do
>get there and it's a bunch or austists
>free beer so not that bad
>6/10 girl walks in with giant boobs, at least DD
>gravitate towards her since since the only decent one
>keep drinking with her
>getting pretty buzzed and she asks for more beers
>go to kitchen and get caught up with friends
>hour later no big tit chick in sight so ask a friend
>oh she just walked into her room, probably went to the bathroom
>check room
>see her passed out next to the toilet
>oh fuck.png
>put down her her shit and start jacking off while she's passed out drunk
>start getting riskier and start fingering her
>getting all wet and shit and I'm getting harder
>thinking I'll just end up sticking in the tip but couldn't control it
>after much thrusting and tit grabbing I finally cum waaaay deep inside her
>sober enough to remember all my buckets drip out of her pussy
>leave her there and make sure no one saw me leave the room

Couple months later my roommate told me big tits had a miscarriage because she was a binge drinker and didn't know she was pregnant.

9/10 experience, there's something exhilarating about fucking a drunk girl and creaming her

got any pics of her?

Are you mad that she killed you're only son? Will you be seeking revenge?

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>Wrote all over her with a sharpy.

Found out that she had been drugged and raped.

Her parents saw the sharpey all over her body, and quickly got the rapists sent to prison.

Should I feel bad? I didn't know.

>I'm not a basement dwelling neck beard.
Hmm, sounds just like something a basement dwelling neck beard might say...

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is that your mom?

Found drunk chick. Made sure no douchebag fucks were going to,take advantage of her. Found a safe area and put her on her side and covered her with a blanket. Made sure her friends knew where she was so they could check on her from time to time. She woke up a cpl hrs later thanked me and rejoined the party. I ended up fucking her a cpl of weeks later. She found my number called me and said she wanted to thank me properly. It's amazing how when you treat people with respect how much things work out for you. We are still good friends too. That was like 5 years ago and we are both with other people.

I honestly had no idea she was even pregnant, even when I came in her that thought never occurred to me. Didn't really care after that.

She was blurring the line between chubby and fat, so I wouldn't have wanted to share my genes with her anyway

I hope you got consent you misogynist pig

>things that never happened

>things that never happen

If you want to get away with something, do something so ridiculous that even if you confess to it no one will believe you.

>Found drunk chick. Made sure no douchebag fucks were going to,take advantage of her. Found a safe area and put her on her side and covered her with a blanket.
Jesus what a faggot.
The kind of person that passes out at a party isn't worth respect.

You rapist misogynist pig

You rapist misogynist pig

MOAR

toplel

Ahahaha God quotes for 100?

You call them autists but you're the one fucking a passed out chick in the bathroom

You do realize that's full blown rape right?

Continue man dont stop

>In mother Russia, just other day.
>Be me, walking on avenue.
>Think “I should take mother out of hospital for night to test out new arms.”
>Put on finest suit.
>Take mother to discotech for drink and dance.
>Discotech good time until many become afraid.
>Find out large powerful bear was in discotech, on dance floor, hurting people.
>Will not let mother die same way as father!
>Remove upper portion of suit.
>Walk to discotech dance floor.
>Challenge bear to fist of cuffs.
>Bear roars.
>I punch bear in throat, gut, and face.
>Overwhelm bear with my might and bear surrenders.
>Bear flees discotech.
>Everybody rejoice my victory.
>Mother, many other women from discotech and self go back to my home.
>We all drink, sex, and proclaim victory over bear until sun up.
>Desire to someday go to US of A to harm bears, drink vodka, and sex all the mothers and other women at discotechs!

Kys. Seriously, go to fucking Tumblr you cunt.

Shhhh no one cares.that is winrape at most officer.fuk outta here

Kek

Don't like reading these type of stories? Go to fucking Tumblr where your safe space is.

Dubs comf. Must be Factual evidence indubitably. Well played sir.well....played

Are you trying to communicate?

You rapist misogynist pig.

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Lol wtf are you doing on Sup Forums than fam ?

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None I'm willing to put up here. I still work with her on the daily. 7/10 half hispanic white girl. Got a little extra chub from her baby but big ole titties and a fat ass

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Really Sup Forumsro? You're just going to leave us hanging?

That was beautiful

any shots w/o face?

anyone else have a drunk fetish?

I cant believe it either

I have an everything fetish when I'm drunk if that counts.

someone screencap

TY

Source? More?

hb u screencap fgt

Believe it or not, this is somewhat a true story, based on actual events that happened to a friend of mine while we were on semester overseas... I did eye witness the actual event, and it's a really good true story on top of his half ass version.

Close enough.

>Be me
>20 y/o
>4/10 chubby co worker is getting drunk with her cousin down stairs
>calls me down
>i dont know these people so im not worried if they see with this landwhale
>she is already blacked out, like incoherent drunk
>im 130 pounds at the time
>she is atleast 170 pounds (conservative estimate)
>they want her gone
>"take her to get a coffee and get her to sober up omg"
>i carry this bitch up 2 flights of stairs all the while smashing her face around the rails and shit
>dropped her at my door then had to drag her in

If anyone saw me doing this they probably thought i was some caveman rapist
>get her into my bed, too tired for rapey things
>i continue doing drugs
>bring her a glass of water some time later
>this bitch pisses her pants and drenches my bed
>shit herself so it smelt horrible

I left her like that for the entire night. She must have had a bad rash when she got up

>she fell and ate shit in the shower

my dick is slightly chubby

> been strung out on meth for over a year
> spend 60 bucks to get a crank whore
> 55 year old white bitch from tenessee
> bitch has a foul mouth and is chain smoking menthols
> bitch says I have to get her high also pay the 60
> we smoke all my shit
> the bitch starts talking shit
> I am not attracted to this ugly bitch
> she is skinny as fuck
> she is a dope fiend hooker
> she might be ugly as fuck,but I can't tell ( the meth )
> I can't get my dick hard because of all the dope we smoked
> I stuff my balls in her ass
> vain attempt at sex
> I have to re-coup my losses ( all that dope, and 60 !!! )
> I try to fuck her ass , using only my balls
> FUUUUCKKK !!!
> I gotta get something out of this !
> continue trying to produce friction with my balls stuffed into her ass
> she is chewing gum and smoking another menthol
> she grabs the t.v. remote and starts flipping thru channels
> a baby starts crying and I can hear it from some other room in this crack house
> can't squirt a load, dick won't get hard
> fuck it bitch you owe me 60 and you better smoke me out when you get some shit bitch !

You rapist misogynist pig

You rapist misogynist pig

You rapist misogynist pig

You rapist misogynist pig

This was completely consensual.

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Congratulations on performing your native mating rituals :)

this is the place that is called "hitting bottom", and you couldn't even penetrate....

TY friend

Checked

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i'm 25 and a virgin. i want to have sex before i die.

I know a guy who kicked a passed out girl in the vagina a few times. He wanted her to think she got raped without actually raping her.

>been strung out on meth

Boy if you dont get.

gay, straight, or bi?

>Underrated

Pics of kicked vagina?

straight.

i'm more homophobic than isis.

Should've raped her.

well I can't help you then.