HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

HALT CRIMINAL

>pulls out crumpled paper from coat pocket, smooths it out and hands it over

kek that's ironic

I'M KEEPING MEIN EYE ON YOU

Goddamn it. I must've gotten the wrong paper. How about this one?

Papers, you say?

sieg heil niggers

das ist gut, run along now civilian

Yes, just let me get them...

oi vey

you ain't no shlomo

Hoppla! Der striplokal muss die andere richtung sein!

Schnitzel

Ah, yes! Glorious day in Nazi Germany is it not, mein brethren? Heil Hitler!

זִיוּן!
re roll

Yahweh bless this roll! Be a mensch!

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roll

Rollin für Der kammeraden

Guten tag

rollin

re-rollin lol

Fuck, reroll

aww shit Sieg Heil

Heil Hitler. Here are my papers Herr Sturmbannführer!

Roll

Perfect

Sonuva

roll

...

Heil!!!

Ro

Roll

>6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
Very loyal to the Reich!

Rol

Roll

You got even dubs, you are extra loyal.

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Rolllllinn

Here we go

Rolling for the reich

Waffen SS

Ok then.. rolling for Liberty!

Roll

NIKKA YOU GO SUK DIK KTHNXBAI BBY CAKES

nien

Roll(_)

Antonio ramsci did nothing wrong

haha yes very funny, now back to the arbeitkamp for you

Retreat it is then.

I am gestapo I swear, heil Fuhrer

Reroll

Xd

ya got me, lets hope I live

Yay!!! Viva La Resistance!!!

Rollen fur den fuhrer

wat da shiet nikka

Fuck.
Juden rerollerino

REEEEEE

Rollen

roll

Hitler Youth taught me well!
The state is now assigning me a very fertile Aryan Blonde Fräulein to make many babies for the Greater Reich!

Disabled reroll

lets try this out

Poopen der kokken

rolling

give me 555

roll

ah roll

im no americano spy

Holy fucking shit i didnt even knew i spoke danish wtf

>3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.

ah maaan

Right. Papers.

...

Re rollin'
How about this instead?

oh fugg reroll

Everything's fine, Officers, no Judes here

rekt

ohh shit, roll fam

inb4 Jew

u have 2 sho boipucci

even worse, a homosexual!

roll zem

>faggot detected

You just can't hide it fag kek

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rolling

I swear I'm not juden!

Heil Hitler!

Difficult to find them papers, eh?

Oy vey reroll

What the actual fuck.

Roll

GAS THIS KIKE, RACE WAR NOW

Rolled

Told you I was a Nazi!

>Holy fucking shit i didnt even knew i spoke danish wtf
The Akvavit spoke. I was fucking a Copenhagen girl for a few years. She went back and then e-mailed me pics of a baby saying it was mine.

Reroll

Roll

Hi my name is Henry Rollins. Ähmm I mean Heinrich Rollinger.