Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

I do. We agree to be twin smugs.
They attacked Japan, the JSDF were just defending themselves. Trust me, the Empire deserves all the shit they get.

nice feet

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D: -quickly claims Ika again before someone else does-

Oh wew.
Is contact allowed?

Well, if you say so...

Yes there is no use for spergging about it, besides any yunofag is automatically mah nigga
>Months ago there were 4 yuno claimers at once

Watch me!

>Empire gets BTFO
So good, it even made Rory wet herself

(smug)
Tis what I'm doing ^^
Returning as the TOP GUN!

Sometimes, it's quite explosive

I have been summoned!

Alright i think I'm going to head to bed now, nighty night everyone. See you tomorrow.

Once for the Empire, once for special forces.
Trust me, you'll see it soon.
Just so I can pat you.

-yawns and rolls over under the blue blanket, nestled comfortably on the couch-

wanna erp?

Good night Juvia!
Alright fine! I'll get back to watching this anime now.

can't sleep, school starts tomorrow

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Good night!

>jumps on couch all filthy and muddy

a meme

Go melt more :^)
The clown wont eat you though.

;_; -quickly balls up his favorite blanket and stashes it away before you can soil it, then looks at the mess you've made-

I'd do a lot of things for your pats!

Why are you asking? Of course I do.

Am I supposed to know what this is?

Cutie c:

Oh sounds rough, have you tried tea?
Maybe some allergy pills?
>shit makes me tired as fuck yo. Can't sneeze if you're in a coma.
I start classes in about a week.

You're fucked, your professor is going to single you out in front of the whole class and quiz you on shit you don't even remember. The class will laugh at you and think you're retarded for being so dumb.

Let others know you by smugs too, mang

Oh hi

Do it

NO

About time!

No. Back to bed. Too early

Night

Rip

its not important

A reply

I love it when my power drops out for a while on 40+ degree days.

Stocking is pretty cute also, I've been meaning to watch the show.

Haah.. I'd.. I want to do it with you more than anyone..

o.o -waves to you-

Tomoko Kuroki. Yep, I went this far.

Boy that must've been messy!
Oh boy!
How do they repair themselves?

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But.. But.. I'm not tired..!

Nice dubs.

I couldn't recommend it more. It's such a funny show!

You know where to find me.
>wink wink

I bet you would :^)
They dont accept me though. Even though we made the #smugsquad together.
You changed man, you changed :^)
Get solar. It helps.

It was fun!

S--so-sorry I don't...

Very carefully

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Cute

-brings out the upholstry vac and carefully cleans all the mud off the couch, leaving it pristine-

I've got so much on my list, but I just can't be bothered with watching any of it.
I've seen a Zone animation of it, if that counts.

I would if I could, but they'd probably fucking melt over here
I had to ride up to the bank a couple hours ago, it wasn't fun, but atleast I don't have to wear leathers

Flat but cute.

-jumps on top of you-

Hold on a minute there, let's calm down a little!

I can't tell if this is genuine or of you're making fun of me. At this point, both are entirely plausible.

Hahaha! You've seen the zone animation so it basically counts.
Just watch it if you ever get the chance, it's pretty short and really worth it.

Hey Kirino. Real quick, I think I asked you this before but thread 404'd, do you know what song plays before the end of season 1 of oreimo? It sounds like a modified intro song but I haven't seen it anywhere.

Thanks

I like it here, its cozy. I'm cozy. Life is cozy rn.

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-falls over and squirms free- o_O

B-but I...I really want to do it with you

I don't think many claimers would find that fun though.
Good for you anyway!
Wait, is she a giantess?

-notices your bulge-

1 like = 1 million deportations

Can we gas them instead?

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Close your eyes for a bit, lay back too. Get comfy

Rip. Oh man, i missed those days. Thread would be full of them. I think asuna was here some time ago. Smug roll call time?. The streets bruh, it changed me

For now it's cozy then bam, life gave you stuff

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They feared The Yuno Army~

Homu pls

Okay foods ready, I go watch anime now, bye bye

*likes*

No! They just have 'fairies' that are small chibis that work for them. They even fly the planes
Nice

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You're thinking to small, first we get them all in one place, then we use the nukes.

Post waifu with smug now. This is a smug roll call. Only those with 3 or more smugs are qualified to enter

rattle me shizuru

What is it even about? Like, what's the plot?

Oh, sorry about that. It's been a while since I've watched any Oreimo, slightly busy right now, but if I do end up finding it, I'll definitely contact you if I get the chance.

-pulls and orange out of his pocket and gives it to you-

Double smug

A smug before I go

-attacks bulge with orange-

-stabs orange with pen-

Uh.. Im not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure everything I say in threads is gonna be screenshotted by some loser with a vengeance against me so I'm sure you can find my Discord.

I have trouble sleeping ;-;

Do I clear for having most famous smug?

Two angels fight ghosts to get enough heaven credits to get back into heaven. It's extremely silly. I love it though.

Solars were fine here. We have a huge solar farm next to the tip. And we do hit 40 over there.
But I am calm
Asuna a Melbourneshit.
Theres very few #smugs left.
You know I have many.

Confident, smug, I leave it for you to decide.

B.bu-t I don't h-have your dis-discord..

nu

-doesn't think that's the best way to eat that- ;.;

Well yeah, car stuff tbh, but still, I'm cozy and life is kinda cozy
>inb4 school starting up again
Heck.
Meanwhile, noms.

are you the one everyone was talking about?

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Goodbye!
But isn't that an aircraft carrier she's wielding right now??

-owo what's this-

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0.o -doesn't know why anyone would talk about him and hides under the couch-

-wonders if you've never seen an orange and squeaks about how they're part of a balanced breakfast-

I'm not.
>ERP noises

You can ask most people and they'll give you it.


Well I need to go now. It's been fun!
Bye!

It's just her weapon the 'airfraft carrier' is just the flight deck. They're about average size

No more

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I'm curious. Who is this?

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B-bb-but I don't know who to a-ask.

One day One post

-is just a Sonata Blue-

Stocking#6316

Ah it get it.
You just have to play along with it, just like some girls are supposed to be guns I guess.
And finally that one is the best, you just can't see it!

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