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Will Sansa be his Judas?

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More like Yoko.

>Sansa is Nissa Nissa confirmed

No, a Hasty has no right to Winterfell. There'd be no betrayal.

after all the shit she's gone through and the current urgent situation with the undead army approaching, she'd be beyond retarded to destroy the frail stability that the north struggled to regain.

sansa is mary magdalene

she is pregnant with jesus (ramsay's) baby

Bonifer the Based

Azor Cersei

Cersei raised by the Mormonts as a battle maiden/ warrior woman and Bran betrothed to Myrcella (he didn't climb the Broken Tower). It would be interesting and you all know it.

That would be Olly. He was even hanged like Judas

He had a different nickname I recall, what was it?

Bonifer the boned

But, she's a Tully

>she'd be beyond retarded

So an average Tully, then

Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread
even though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped

Any shitty photoshop ideas?
This was meant to be Arya/Lyanna, but there is only one terrible quality pose of Lyanna.

No that's not it... I think it rhymed with bunghole

>Family and town annihilated by cannibalistic wildlings
>Adopted by the Night's Watch
>New brother-figure tuns out to be a wildling-fucker
>Lets the same savages that murdered your family through the wall
>Have to stop this madman from ruining the Night's Watch further
>A LITERAL DEMON WITCH USES NECROMANCY TO LET HIM HANG YOU BEFORE HE DESERTS

>Lel Olly deserved it

So you're saying that the Blackfish was no average Tully then.

Gimme that Stannis holding Shireen hostage with Lightbringer

In death they can finally cuddle.
I ship Alistolly.

Yes, but she needs to kiss him first.

Dany will be his nissa nissa.

>I'd rather die than help my niece

Somehow he's worse than the average Tully

A rare ship indeed. How long do you think Alliser was giving Olly the dick?

Whats the motivation for that being Arya/Lyanna?

Since an hour after he walked in to castle black. Allister is a sucker for crying boys.

Sansa as Littlefinger, Jon as Ned.

Littlefinger as himself, Jon as Ned.

Arya as Littlefinger, Sansa as Ned.

get hype

>Promi-AAAHH SAVE ME NED!!!

I've been trying to make really lazy things that couldn't possibly be funny outside of Sup Forums.

Well if your niece is a fucktard that wants you to abandon your ancestoral home just to get hers back even though you belong to different houses and have different battles to fight, I'd die first too.

*And

Sansa as Littlefinger, Lyanna Mormont as Ned

I wonder if they will have Jaqen show up at Oldtown now that his storyline with Arya is over

Orrrr, d&d just blows up citadel completely like the sept

ayo so u be sayin

You have to meme harder. Make it Arthur/Howland.

>Blackfish: most well-known for never marrying, never staying at Riverrun, and instead staying in the Vale to keep Lysa company.
>He only leaves the Vale to guard and assist Catelyn and Robb

>Yo, can you help Sansa up North?
>NO WAY GOTTA DEFEND MY ANCESTRAL HOME

Jon is a piece of shit. Its ok when emo boy kills a kid but oh no Davos whos been sucking his dick all season is forbidden from killing a child murderer...

Would have loved Bran right after he woke up then.

Who did Shireen kill to warrant execution?

I ship Brojen. No particular reason, but they're both cute boys.

>Come not between the Lord of Light and his prey

When he was gone in the vale his home was still held by Tullys you dip.

WE

>OY SANSER WUY DIDYA BETRAY MEH YA FOOKIN COONT UM KIGGINDANORFF WUT

>"Because I go where the large peckers are"

>"WUT? IT AIN'T DA SIZE IT'S 'OW YER USE ET, FOOKIN OY"

>"My Lord CIA has both a large cock and know how to use it. Face it Jon, you've lost"

>OY DIS IS FOOKIN BULLOCKS SENPAI OY WUT AFTER ULL UV DUN WUT ABOUT MENS RIGHTS INNIT?

>"lol, goodbye Jon. Enjoy your small pecker in obscurity faggot"

>WUH

I meant Jon knowing Melly is a child killer and being like meh you're banished over letting Davos execute her.

This

Damn he really loves that castle he never set foot in for years while standing loyally by his family.

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>DABID DABID WHAT IF WE KILL OFF ALL THE OLDER WARRIROS AND GENERALS FOR LE YOUNGER ABECROMBIE AND FICH MODELS???

Why isn't that baby mixed raced?

Genuinely good scene in a terrible arc. I have no idea why they didn't just adapt Qarth from he books and then change up the visions if they wanted.

KING GENDRY BARATHEON

It's a damn shame those tits are about to be jacked the fuck up by childbirth

>No man can kill me
>I am no man

It doesn't matter if he wasn't in it.
Imagine if your parents owned a home that was worth a bunch of money, it's the house you grew up in and it's been in your family since before anyone can remember. Now you get a job in the city and you take off, go live your life. Then some asshole murders your entire family and takes your house and calls it his? How you gonna feel about it? Gonna say fuck it and fuck off to somewhere cold?

We got that over this lol
youtube.com/watch?v=Th7Y90MZcjs

>face bran makes when ditched miles away from the wall

>the Lords of Westeros celebrating at Kings Landing, showering Daenerys with gifts and the songs of their people
>Daenerys smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand dead men on horses
>we see Jon driving the dead to fight atop the ice dragon
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, men, women, and children are freezing, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE BABES TO ICECROWN CITADEL," Jon shouts, "FEED THE REST TO THE WALKERS!"
>"Yes," cries Sansa, "Winter has come!"
>Danny looks on, her face grief-stricken
>"Seven hells," Daenerys whispers, "he's even making my dragons pay the Iron Price!"
>fade to black
>written by D&D

that video makes it seem like low budget ScyFy schlock

i wish meera died instead of jojen, jojen was a way more interesting character

It does matter since his loyalty is to his family. It's why he does literally everything he does in the series.
Imagine if your favorite niece and her son were just murdered, leaving you the only one to help her other children still alive. Instead of dying to defend a castle that you barely had any attachment to, how would you feel about going up North to assist your remaining grand-niece? Gonna say fuck it and commit suicide by Lannister?

quick post more real world Valyrian Steel

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Its just the vids/pics he uses and their quality.

Quarth is my least favorite storyline in the entire show. Even Dorne was more tolerable because there was less of it and the parts without the Sand Snakes were fine.

kek jojen cant lift bran with those noodle arms

you
just
KNOW

He didn't even know Sansa. Literally probably met her once in his life. He did however live for his formative years in that castle.

>lol good luck nephew

b-baka

Brienne: I will kill you if you touch him!
Stannis: Do not come between the Lord of Light and his prey.

Renly: I know your face... Brienne. My eyes darken.
Brienne: No. No. I'm going to save you.
Renly: You already did... Brienne. My body is broken. You have to let me go. I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed. Brienne...
[dies]

Stannis: [taking Brienne by the throat] You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
[Pod stabs Stannis from behind; the Lord of Light shrieks and falls to his knees. Brienne rises and pulls off her helm, her hair falls down over her shoulder]
Brienne: I am no man. In the name of Renly, of House Baratheon, the rightful king, I sentence you to die.
[she thrusts her sword into Stannis's helm and twists; he shrieks and implodes]

Plus, unlike Meera, Jojen would have the balls to fuck Bran in the cave. Bran would have something to occupy him between his weirnet lessons and Night King would never know where he was.

The Valryain Steel swords in the show arent folded like in the books right? So how can one tell the difference?

Yeah, I agree. I always tend to value old castles over the lives of my most beloved niece's children.

i just thought jojen was a more interesting character and meera is kind of 1 dimensional and boring but ok that works too

That traumatized look on his face.

That's a nice picture.

post cute art

youre saying this fanart lied to me?

When will reachtards learn? Field of Fire best day of my life

Unfortunately, yes. He does have a little more emotional depth than that. Look into his eyes. He's clearly going like "what the fuck?"

who is the dude supposed to be...

Only Ramsay would find this cute art.

how old is jojen

Joffrey and Sansa would be a functional couple now. Her new found cruelty and uncaring ways would make them hit it off well.

robb

post cute disney starks

How the hell can the holy hundred exsist prio to Cersies law that made the faith to have military power again?

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Holy_Hundred

>yfw Jon Snu must ally himself with the others to defeat the mad queen

I want Sansa to fuck Jon. I want Little Finger to watch.

I think he was meant to be like thirteen-fourteen in the show.

>tfw no more cute moments between Shireen, Edric Storm and Devan Seaworth, learning to read with Pylos and playing with Patchface

They were a group not beholden to the faith, but instead noted for their strict adherence to the teachings of the seven. They served Stannis on the Blackwater, and chose not to answer the Septon's call to arms.

So they were not a military arm of the faith, but instead a religious brigade of Stormlander knights.

Is that Rhaegar?

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simply none more cute

Its far more likely for Littlefinger to fuck Sansa while Jon watches.

Might as well lie there, maybe hug/kiss Meera and wait for the wights to catch up.

Littlefinger has always been the cuck. It has to come full circle with him challenging Jon to a duel and him being killed in the duel.

Starkies :3