You have 2 minutes to take a picture of your knife and post ITT, otherwise your mother will die tonight

You have 2 minutes to take a picture of your knife and post ITT, otherwise your mother will die tonight.
(if she's already dead she's gonna raise from the dead and tragically die again)
also /edc/ general thread

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awesome knife op where'd you get it

it's not mine
also a lot of people make custom knives, it's just a matter of price

>Spyderco Resilience
Fresh sharpening, cleaned and lubed the bushings
>posting on lunch break at work

Sorry no pic. SOG Twitch II and Leatherman Wingman.

Do guns count?

10 dollar Ozark Trail. Gets the job done and I think it's pretty

say goodbye to your mom
yes

Kershaw blur

Leatherman Wave - UK

Need

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That's a big ass edc

Sog.

Cant find my Boker.

i have one of those, but red
>i h8 that fucking thing, the rubber rips up the top of your pocket

no

Ozark trail at Walmart for tree fiddy. No lie

why nail polish, user? you gay?

I don't have a knife, because I'm not self conscious about the size of my dick.

but how do you stab things, my dude?

knife is in my jeep, cba

Haven't had that problem. Plus they make it without the rough rubber grip. I like the blade and hand feel enough to live with potentially tattered pocket edges.

Projecting.

Are they a knife?

Ah fak

You didn't take that picture. Its says to take a picture of your knife. Anyone can post a picture of a leather man from google images.

Bisexual, plus I really want to be a girl. Sorry I'm a fag

>$2 knife
please user
This is not even a real sog knife

I've already picked up three of them, I have no idea why because I have 2 really nice knives that I carry daily. I'll leave one of my truck one in my bag and one in the wife's car. They're really not bad for $3.

I only have my Keychain right now.

i love my Mora 2000
use this little fucker on a daily basis since >10 years, seems this knife lasts forever

euro-knife.com/mora/knife-mora-2000-outdoor/

ITT Sociopaths

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and you're a sissy brit faggot
enjoy your cultural enrichement :^)

Are you josh?

Holy shit youre right. Well fuck.


Oh well
I need to find my Boker

honestly was baiting thinking you were gonna say "i am a gurl!"
then i was gonna hit you with the "tits or gtfo" tirade
>welcome to Sup Forums, fag. never apologize.
>"its_not_yer_fault" meme

old and new

hi josh

Lel what gives you that assumption?

You're afraid of knives and use lel. You're a sissy of some variety.

Who's Josh?

You call these a knoife?
This is a knoife.
>i bet out of all you fags mine is the only one that actually gets any useage

Thanks bb. Insecurity sucks dick. So does being flat chested and wanting a good ass

That's it boys, thread is over.

>buying pants so cheap a little bit of friction ruins them
Have you tried not being a pussy and buy real pants?
I hunt. If I don't take one of my knives that deers not getting processed which means thats a life wasted which means i've failed myself and my people. Plus knives make good tools to make more tools and the like so I can travel lighter knowing i can just make a shelter or rope instead of carrying a 30lb bulky tent and 10lbs of rope.

EDC - Sage 1
Work horse - Military with s90V blade
home use - Mora
Bushcrafting - The Falkniven is yet to be customized.

your mom

I have another one thats super rusty, these fuckers are dangerous

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pic related, really pulls through when i need it to

I hope you appreciate the effort I went to.

>I heard it from your internet accent

Kys

simple, reliable.

>mora
Mah niggas

Here you go OP.

Huh? I didn't say that.

you know what, fuck you. i'm poor.
and it's my $40 good Levis that that fuckin knife ripped up.
My supid ass brother in law is a knifefag and gives me a knife every year for xmas and gets butt hurt if i don't carry it around for at least a month or two. Fuck that stupid ass knife and fuck you for judging my pants. I'm a working student in America. I can't afford pants.

disgusting fat finger
kys

i like your knife, is pretty
i would own this

who are you quoting?

yer mom did

knife.jpg

>deez nuts

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Spyderco paramilitary 2

Its fat becouse that way its easyer to stick in your mom's butthole. faggot,

this is nice.
How much?

Well don't have it on me but looks exactly like this one

This board is 18+ kid. Your childish comebacks belongs to reddit.

>$40usd levis
Nigga go to goodwill. Found a pair of 501s for 12bucks.

Daily carry

Saw your post and was REEEAAAAALLLLYYYY surprised it didn't have a (You) next to the inline.

>plus, you're gay, hahahahahaha

I've carried these two for the last 8 months.

I've got far more expensive and nicer knives but for some reason the Delica really does it for me in weight, blade shape and durability. Wingman is cheap as fuck so I don't care about beating on it a bit.

titanium handles balisong, my favorite in my collection

was a pain in the ass to get since i live somewhere that they're illegal but it's worth it.

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Yeah and i really want a million bucks but if I go wear a 10,000 dollar suit around with my grooming and car I'd look rediculous.

You do realize you're basically quoting facts about yourself, right?
Newfag

i get all my shit at thrift stores these days.
i got those levi's the day i got out of prison. my fam took me shopping and they're all clueless about how to save money.
>still mad about that knife though...

Yeah, pain in the gas station to get a paper weight.

kinda mad you posted a hi res picture of this fagstick
>don't make my wifi strain, nigga

:c

A. A lot of people are poor. If i can save $90 for a pair of pants that are so damn rugged and comfortable they lasted 5 minnesota winters, my job, hunting, scrapes, scuffles, and general usage that jeans die of in 6 months than you can too. Just hold onto $5 every paycheck till it pays off.
B. Levi's suck bow. They're literally designed to fail at certain areas's that see high usage just so you'll pay $400 a year. I'd highly recommend Duluth Trading Co. their shits comfortable and tough and designed to avoid crushing your balls hence the name though several offbranda exist that'll last for years albeit uncomfortable till they get worn in.

Bonus: splurge on a mattress. I only say this in case you're of the mind the rest of your life should be filled with excessively cheap things you'll rebuy 80 times instead of doing it right and buying things that'll last decades.

der da der
>nigga, i KNOW already! Do YOU??

I got a Levi Dept store near here. Clearance rack u can get a pair for under 20

>starts a MUST POST UR KNIFE thread
>posts NOT HIS KNIFE

you're a giant fgt

Another of the Spyderco Paramilitary 2, with my CRKT Ripple, and Al Mar Nomad. All great 10/10 knives!

The paramilitary was around $150 a few years ago

only niggers keep those in their pockets

except it's not. it was approx $200
solid titanium handles, great build quality.
yeah a lot of fedoramasters have them, but it's fun to mess around with.

My favorites.

what's fgt stand 4?

You idiot. This board is only 18+ becouse the goverment wands it to be... Sup Forums try's to stay as free as possible. You always can go to other boards if you don't like a free internet. you canser.

I got that purple mat thing, well my wife did. Jesus Christ it makes any shitty bed a dream. And cheap AF.

hey dont underestimate the practicality of a butter knife. thats a go to toolbox tool every day of the week when youre too lazy to sharpen a knife ever

step up but have fun with the chippity chip chip D2 steel

Military and paramilitary2 ftw

My EDC (yes I'm UK, can only carry locking with justification and in that case I might as well carry fixed blade)

faggot?

Didn't know which one to choose OP...

are u asking me? nigga, i was asking u.

did u just timestamp that autistic faggotry???
gtfo with that shit

So is it that you think titanium is a cool word or do u think it's actually in some way an impressive alloy to make a knife out of? Because the way I see it the alloy won't hold an edge very well. So that's meh. Or it's just the silly handle thats titanium.. so I've successfully reduced the weight.. maybe 4 ounces.
Would rather spend 200$ on a real knife
See