Movie Cliches We Love

>Action hero is losing the fight
>See's wife or gf get hurt
>MC goes into a crazy rage and beats the shit out of the bad guy

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>OP makes a shitty thread
>gets 1 or 2 replies
>is on page 10 within the hour

>how do you know how to break in there
>I designed it

>quips

when they lick it clean after taking it out their arsehole

>Final fight is with the top henchman
>Confrontation with the main villain is a conversation

>detective picking up the trails of the mystery from a missing or dead detective

>villain to hero: X!
>hero to villain: X this!

who is the most popular pornstar of all time?

i genuinely want to know .

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cute soles

I remember this video. What was it called?

ass worm lady

That for dudes, probably Jenna Jameson for girls

I wanted to fuck stoya so bad

something literature
juat google stoya book or smth like that
I believe it's even on youtube

>wanted

Well he doesn't want to rape her.

sasha grey?

>the jew, James Deen, forced her to fuck a nigger
She's subhuman.

it is. it's also definitely the hottest series on youtube
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No, Sasha Grey is the Christoper Nolan of porn.

ok let me rephrase then

who is the most popular and watched porn star/celebrity of all time? someone whos everbody has seen

doesnt have to be porn either, like kate upton or scarlett johansson? i honesrly dont know who is universally praised as being "hot" anymore

Lisa Ann?

Ron Jeremy

never underestimate the power of a sexy woman in the thumbnail

Gianna michaels.

i guess it could be her, i see her alot everywhere

>What did he mean by this
literally everyone has seen Sasha Grey
Whenever I get into a conversation with a girl about porn, she's the first person they mention

Jenna Jameson

Gilbert Gottfried

((You))

>characters run into rowdy bar
>bunch of bikers and thugs turn around angry
>turns out its a gaybar

>you see, we are not verry different indeed, you and I
>I WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING LIKE YOU

>Badass Mentor Archetype character
It's so good they can sustain themselves in otherwise shitty movies

that one is fucking stupid

Why does she make that face?

because its hot

If you like the "I can't actually feel anything because my gash is like a hospital corridor" bimbo acting

At this point it must be like opening the back door and fucking the night

Protagonist's partner gets lost but re-arrives when the protagonist runs into an inescapable enemy, or problem. Partner returns just in time to save the day.

to make my dick diamonds

thats not how vaginas work

what did he mean by this

Hard to top Jenna Jameson. She had like a five-year run where like every straight male had at least seen some of her work. Back when there weren't like 5000 random niche pornstars/camgirls/whatever and everyone knew the stars. She was in Private Parts and was on a bunch of shit on E! back in the day.

She never transitioned into like MILF porn or whatever, and she went nuts, so she disappeared. I'd be curious to know if the average 14 year old dude starting out his porn watching career would even have heard of her.

I hate that cliche because it's sexist. Not towards women but towards men. Because they're basically saying that only thing that keeps a man going is pussy.

>antagonist beats the living shit out of protagonist
>thinks he has won
>protagonist starts laughing like a maniac all beaten up before doing some clever shit

Remember that time Stoya accused James Deen for rape, then she didn't report it, and never mentioned it again.

>protag has a seemingly unsolvable problem
>comic relief partner talking about something irrelevant accidentally mentions something inspiring
>"Wait...what did you just say?"
>comic relief partner repeats irrelevant part of story

is it really jenna jameson? because im trying to get as accuracte as possible

she seems like it but lisa ann ive heard alot of all the time

you seem pretty convincing

not him but def JJ, she had best selling books and everything

yes thank you, im looking for the most popular as well as most successful etc

i'm keeping that last sentence for ever

>Guy walking down hallway.
>door flies open and smacks him in the face

You owe me £10000

why put two parentheses around (You)?

>You're a Genius!
>I am?