YLYL: Greentext Edition Thread? Also, Requesting the Psycho Butcher Greentext, Please and Thank You

YLYL: Greentext Edition Thread? Also, Requesting the Psycho Butcher Greentext, Please and Thank You

Self-Bump

ahhh. one of the few decent ones

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pity post in a pitiful thread

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nice one retard

here ya go

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Kek

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My sides

My absolute favorite is /b does tech support. If anyone has, please dump.

ive seen that done on here a few times over the years, good times

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got that one aswell... right might as well post sum then aint I?

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Never seen this one and actually lol'd.
>No regard for the law; Knowledge: Law
"I know and I don't care. "

He should have smeared the message with the shit on her wall.

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i can relate.
i have a vague memory of me crawling, towards the fridge, and my mom then picking me up. got many more memories from my childhood, that i can slighty remember

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That's a fantastic story. Source?

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How about the other one? Magnet and one fucked user.

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Majorly lost

Dolphin pussy actually looks just like a human's

top kek as always

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We should share this greentext on tumblr so feminists freak the fuck out

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anyone have the green text story about a guy moving into a new apartment, plays pranks on neighbors, and ends with "Skyrim belongs to the nords"

nope

im not ne to care for beta story but this gets be rely mad gives me the feeling like i need to punch something with my dick

A lot of upset muslims but they would still pray in that direction.

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So when he fucked his wife he was actually fucking himself?

This story fucking pisses me off so much.

I had the exact same plan around that age, I wanted to remember the day I was sledding in the snow.

Lost really, really hard

Missing the next post: "EVERY TIME YOU FUCK SOMEONE YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING YOURSELF"

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Did not lost, but I sure did smile

I think everyone has this moment at some point or another

Mine was when I was 6 and eating Mac N Cheese; the noodles formed into a mini Eiffel Tower on my fork, and I still have the image in my mind, crystal clear, 17 years later

i lost hard, this thread is pure gold

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Top zozzle

Story ?

>outstanding.

kek

90% of greentexts:

>One time I ate/drank some stuff then took a shit

Wow. Inspiring and hilarious fucking stuff.

It's a creepypasta. Google "the egg" and you should find it

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