Tell me about bane

tell me about bane

Tell me about ME! Why am I the coolest man on the flight plan?

why doesn't he wear the mask?

What the fuck, how is that even possible?

>No one cared who I was until I filmed the plane scene.jpg

We first have to go way back to 1985...
>Teenage Wasteland starts playing

With a paradox anything is possible silly.

TELL ME ABOUT CIA! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE WINDBREAKER?

Mind = blown

>now you may be wondering how I got in this situation
>record scratch
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Gotham City, I'm CIA.

Dr. Pavel, I'm NASA

Dr Manhattan, I am Owlman

This will literally never die will it?

>Reddit thinks they put out te Fire

Play with it and you'll get burned

It would be extremly painful.

Secretary Clinton, I'm GOP

every thread until (You) like it

hey guys wats goin on in this thread?

Your digits for our lord bane

checked

IT'S NOT FUNNY! GO AWAY!!

>CIA, I'm CIA
>I wasn't alone
>Uh...I don't get to bring myself
>I'm not myself
>Don't worry, no charge for me
>And why would I want me?
>I was trying to nab my prize
>I work for the Agent, the Khaki'd man
>ME?
>Get me on board, I'll call it in

>The flightplan I filed with the agency lists Me, Myself, CIA here, but only one of Me!
>First one to talk, gets to stay on my aircraft!
>WHO PAID ME TO GRAB MYSELF?
>I DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>TELL ME ABOUT ME, WHY DO I WEAR THE PANTS?
>ALOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED AGENT
>OR PERHAPS IM WONDERING WHY I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF, BEFORE THROWING ME OUT OF MY PLANE

>At least I can talk! Who am I?
>It matters not who I am, what matters is my plan
>No one cared who I was until I put on the pants
>If I pull those off, will I die?
>It would be extremely painful!
>I'm a big guy
>For me

>Was getting caught part of my plan?
>Of coursh!
>CIA rejected my plan, in favour of mine, I had to see what I told me
>Nothing! I said nothing!
>Well congratulations! I got myself caught--
>Uh, me?
>--now whats the next step of my master plan?
>Crashing this plane....with no survivors!

>No! I expect myself in the wreckage, brother
>Have I started the fire?
>Yes! The fire rises!

>Now's not the time for fear, CIA, that comes later

HA HA HA BANE!

>Nobody cared who I was until I got the quads.

4u

Good god look at those digits.

>>No one cared who I was until I put on the pants
*I never care who I was

WAIT

When they talk about removing the mask, is it supposed to be like
>if you take it it off it would be a painful experience because i will hurt you for doing so
or
>if you were in my shoes and took off the mask it would cause you lots of pain because im a big guy and you are not.

CIAEL- tel me about Banelael, why does he wield a trident?

crashing this plane

CIA, I'm CIA.

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Doctor Constantau, I'm XOF

He wasnt alone

what else should be added to this pic?

CIA was crushed my his own men

Fuck off tumblr

>MwAAAA the FRIENDSandBANE have always been noted for their masketta. Thereisaflightplan by CIA, inSPIRED by not getting to bring friends. It's filed with the aGENcy and like the best flightplans, it listsmee, maimen and doctorpavelhere, but -

CUT

102 take two

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