Caravan trader thread!

Caravan trader thread!

After a so many shekel theft by your ((step-father)) you decided to steal his shekels and a cardboard box from him and leave home.

How will you survive as a trader?

> 7 decides whats in the box
> 9 decides what we do.

Box is full of dildos.
Go right!

Shameless selfbump.

Sadface.

if 7 get box has dildos
if 9 get we go to town square and try to sell dildos

You arrive at the town square.
What do you do now?
All you have is whats inside the box?
What is inside?

> 8 decides.

Pocket pussies just to confuse people

An eyeball

dildos

Copious amounts of weed.

Reroll

cocaine

was about to post this
so le rolle

A golden statue of our god emperor trump.

Again

dildos and pocket pussies

Fermented swine testicles

One million shekels

I got it.
Give me my weed.

If I roll 3 make the trader black.

local rabbi's daughter

You open your box and see its full of weed.
What will you do with the weed?

>6 decides

Go to Niggerville and find Tyronius Lanister.

check what the three guys are selling

SMONKE IT ALLL AND GET HIGH AF LMAO XD

reroll

reroll

sell weed to the liberal jew

ask the happy merchant if hed like to buy some fine marujans

Beat the shit out of everyone there and then put their corpses in your wagon

>Oy vey goyim, the happy merchant greets you!
>You offer him your weed and he happily pays 5 shekels for it. Muttering something about multiculturalism being the greatest thing for the white man!

Somehow you feel like you got ripped off.

> 5 Shekels
> 5 decides what do.

rip off the jews nose and stab him in the eye with it, then take the weed and sell it to the others

check what the fucker in the midle got for you

Bargain with the faggot in the middle.
Try to get him to sell his left toe.

Convince other traders to purge the Jew, steal his wares and cash, take wares away on the cart

tell happy merchant that you'll never forget the 6 gorillion then go to whore house

fuck it why nnot

reroll

>After fully realising you got ripped of you attack the jew.
>Tearing of his nose and slamming it trough his eyesocket. Instakill!
> You take your weed and offer it to the next merchant.
>He quickly takes it and gives you all his gold.

Today wasnt all that bad it seems

> 105 gold
> 7 decides.

invest all gold in bitcoin

Melt gold into cow cast. Praise Bhaal for eternity

ask why the guy to the left is so sad, and also ask him what he's selling
67 get

reroll

buy porn

Tell other trader that trader with weed is fucking his wife.

reroll

buy the weed again

buy horse for cart

rollllll

reroll

whip dick out and start jerking off onto the gold, completely covering the gold with cum

break down happy merchants booth and put in back of cart

Go see yo nigga Tyronius Lanister in Niggerville.

Reroll

DAMNIT
Again

jack off in front of merchants

Reroll ffs

Fine, another one

This is hilarious

reroll

Anotha one

roll

exchange gold for weapons

How

The

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FUCK

See what merchant 1has to offer

again!

AM I NOT GETTING A 7!?!

call cops on merchant for possession of marujans

FOR FUCKS SAKE REROLL

rollll

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This

this

spend it all on underage prostitutes

jerk off onto gold, cover it completely with cum and call cops on the jew that bought your weed

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Try to buy a little nigglet

40 posts without 7 get god dammit
go to bank and deposit gold

This

This

roll

...

whack off onto other merchants face

Suck an arab dick and give him 100 gold in the name of Yerushaleim gay pride.

shove all the gold up your anus

Niggers rob you

this

dis

This for fucks sake

Roll

reroll

raid jew stall

4 Niglets shoot you for all da weed

roll

mods disabled 7s in this thread

Pendejo!

Thi....
YOU FUCKING CUNT

Poison the shekels and give them out to the jew children in the market

Reroll

bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa I'm fuckin dying here