Caravan trader thread!
After a so many shekel theft by your ((step-father)) you decided to steal his shekels and a cardboard box from him and leave home.
How will you survive as a trader?
> 7 decides whats in the box
> 9 decides what we do.
Caravan trader thread!
After a so many shekel theft by your ((step-father)) you decided to steal his shekels and a cardboard box from him and leave home.
How will you survive as a trader?
> 7 decides whats in the box
> 9 decides what we do.
Box is full of dildos.
Go right!
Shameless selfbump.
Sadface.
if 7 get box has dildos
if 9 get we go to town square and try to sell dildos
You arrive at the town square.
What do you do now?
All you have is whats inside the box?
What is inside?
> 8 decides.
Pocket pussies just to confuse people
An eyeball
dildos
Copious amounts of weed.
Reroll
cocaine
was about to post this
so le rolle
A golden statue of our god emperor trump.
Again
dildos and pocket pussies
Fermented swine testicles
One million shekels
I got it.
Give me my weed.
If I roll 3 make the trader black.
local rabbi's daughter
You open your box and see its full of weed.
What will you do with the weed?
>6 decides
Go to Niggerville and find Tyronius Lanister.
check what the three guys are selling
SMONKE IT ALLL AND GET HIGH AF LMAO XD
reroll
reroll
sell weed to the liberal jew
ask the happy merchant if hed like to buy some fine marujans
Beat the shit out of everyone there and then put their corpses in your wagon
>Oy vey goyim, the happy merchant greets you!
>You offer him your weed and he happily pays 5 shekels for it. Muttering something about multiculturalism being the greatest thing for the white man!
Somehow you feel like you got ripped off.
> 5 Shekels
> 5 decides what do.
rip off the jews nose and stab him in the eye with it, then take the weed and sell it to the others
check what the fucker in the midle got for you
Bargain with the faggot in the middle.
Try to get him to sell his left toe.
Convince other traders to purge the Jew, steal his wares and cash, take wares away on the cart
tell happy merchant that you'll never forget the 6 gorillion then go to whore house
fuck it why nnot
reroll
>After fully realising you got ripped of you attack the jew.
>Tearing of his nose and slamming it trough his eyesocket. Instakill!
> You take your weed and offer it to the next merchant.
>He quickly takes it and gives you all his gold.
Today wasnt all that bad it seems
> 105 gold
> 7 decides.
invest all gold in bitcoin
Melt gold into cow cast. Praise Bhaal for eternity
ask why the guy to the left is so sad, and also ask him what he's selling
67 get
reroll
buy porn
Tell other trader that trader with weed is fucking his wife.
reroll
buy the weed again
buy horse for cart
rollllll
reroll
whip dick out and start jerking off onto the gold, completely covering the gold with cum
break down happy merchants booth and put in back of cart
Go see yo nigga Tyronius Lanister in Niggerville.
Reroll
DAMNIT
Again
jack off in front of merchants
Reroll ffs
Fine, another one
This is hilarious
reroll
Anotha one
roll
exchange gold for weapons
How
The
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FUCK
See what merchant 1has to offer
again!
AM I NOT GETTING A 7!?!
call cops on merchant for possession of marujans
FOR FUCKS SAKE REROLL
rollll
>718452653
This
this
spend it all on underage prostitutes
jerk off onto gold, cover it completely with cum and call cops on the jew that bought your weed
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Try to buy a little nigglet
40 posts without 7 get god dammit
go to bank and deposit gold
This
This
roll
...
whack off onto other merchants face
Suck an arab dick and give him 100 gold in the name of Yerushaleim gay pride.
shove all the gold up your anus
Niggers rob you
this
dis
This for fucks sake
Roll
reroll
raid jew stall
4 Niglets shoot you for all da weed
roll
mods disabled 7s in this thread
Pendejo!
Thi....
YOU FUCKING CUNT
Poison the shekels and give them out to the jew children in the market
Reroll
bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa I'm fuckin dying here