What does Sup Forums regret masturbating to?
What does Sup Forums regret masturbating to?
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Ariel from young mamas.
So much guilt.
nothing
Shut the fuck up you fat fuck, you're not even a real superhero.
chicks im related to, but it feels so good
I've seen a lot of shit.. Wouldn't Say I REGRET Any Of It Its HELPED ME GROW As A Person IN One Way OR wnother
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I regret nothing.
jerked a lot to girls my own age when i was still in my teens
The cross-eye 3d gifs, only because someone walked in on me.
Sup Forums
I once masturbated to a picture of anthropomorphic planes
I didnt regret it but I felt like a fucking retard
my friends mother lol
yeah thats what i said
*normie
>regret masturbating
I have no regrets.
The closest I can come to would be my dad walking in on me masturbating with a baseball bat in my ass. But he's dead now, so no more witnesses.
Stole nudes of gf's sister. Came nice and hard but feel guilty
No Ragretz
>But he's dead now. so no more witnesses
Fuck user what did you do this time?
Myself
porn meant for deaf people
Runthegauntlet...
My friendos said I couldn't get yummie cummies from it, proved them wrong
anyone have that webm of what appears to be a guy fapping with no penis and shoots globs of cum everywhere?!
I'm a very sexually vanilla person
Mainly jerk off too /s/ some light bondage and some doggy or petite webms on /gif/ and /hc/
but whenever I take Codeine, MDMA, DXM or some other illicit chemical and I'm coming off the pleasant high I smoke a shit ton of weed,
it's usually sometime in the AM and I start jerking it to some of Juan gotohs more infamous work (graduation ceremony am I right) I'm not into hentai or even anime It's just where my dick goes when my brain is fried
furrys shemales and dogs
makes me think I should kill myself
I didn't kill him. It was heart failure.
You are wrong user, he is watching you and so is Jesus
Jesus sorry about that. Did you track him down at least?
>so is Jesus
That motherfucker better be mowing the fucking lawn.
cp
each and every time I do it
I should also say that I limit my drug induced adventures to about 6 times a year
Why would I? Hated that fuck.
i am intrigued
Explain
I agree, Heart Failure is kind of an asshole
I wouldn't say I regret it, but it always feels weird after I masturbate to a picture of myself
Its like regular porn, but everything is visually described to the point where you feel like an autist. Everyone is always turning to the camera and giving really exaggerated faces
>2017
>Being too beta to fuck yourself
>What does Sup Forums regret masturbating to?
My sister working out in front of TV. Kept making those strange moans. Also sniffing her workout sneakers, but that was later.
My cousin trying to fight thru constipation. Remembering her moans and halffarts still make me chub. Regret every second of it.
A recording of myself masturbating.
That is sinful my son. Please kill self.
Filth
I don't get off on myself, I get off on what most of the pictures represent
So you jerk off to faggots then
Some gif if mewtwo getting jerked off by a machine
the BLM Kidnapping video
No, I jut find the thought of me being happy really sexy
Your little sister.
>Black
fucking kek
Sounds awesome, link?
Nice
You are fucked. Not for what you have done, but for the language you use. Faggot.
9 year old getting fucked by a dog
I've probably jacked it to everything legal and illegal, and I don't regret it one bit. The first year or two I felt bad, but now I don't care.
don't tease unless you're gonna share
Would feel no guilt after that.
that "holes" porn manga that was going around as a fap challenge.
It's about this girl who gets weird puss filled bumps all over her body and proceeds to jam them with everything she can find.
Belive she was loli too.
Also that ai chan's daily life porn manga .
You can pick any random page and win an award for fucked up shit in that one
a friend of mine fucked my little sister and I watched and jerked off
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My friend's younger sister wears these thin bellbottoms and has the nicest ass. Only problem is she's underage.
The scene where Yoda dies in Star Wars
did you record?
no didn't record, was hot as shit though
what do you call the opposite of regret? there is no really good word... happiness? satisfaction?
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idk
this one time i was masturbating to Mary Mother of God aka Tiffany Minx and as I was ejaculating looking at her titties they were so nice that i felt like it permanently subdued something that needed subduing. like a big nice relaxing feeling, like my brain knew my children would be well off with a girl who had breasts like that
the drummer from Hanson
pics of my self
Horses
the singer from hanson..
kys fag
Gayporn. Couldn't get off in the end but I was curious to try it anyway.
this comic
Floor tiles.
>>Be living in apartment building with mashing machines on 1st floor
>>Go do my load, and see some girl hasnt taken shit out the dryer.
>>Fold her stuff on a table, and Notice cute yellow panties
>>Put my LOAD in, and come back later
>>Girls stuff still in room
>>Take her panties, by putting my dry clothes near her stuff and fold in her panties to my towel
>>Go upstairs, and wrap her panties around my cock and jerk off with them.
>>Go back downstairs with a towel and her panties inside it, See her stuff still there. Unload her panties back under her pile.
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Did a cum tribute for an autistic youtuber and posted it on /r9k/
>pic related
My little sister.
While she was in the room.
carrot
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>what do you call the opposite of regret?
contentment..?
well b4 mainstream internet i thought it was a chick
Eugenia Cooney
I'd eat her ass burgers.
why is she so delicious anons...bout to go guilty fap ;_;
cause you young fuckturds like every retard girl that puts on lots of eyeliner and has stupid fucking hair
scene girls get my cock harder than anything
is that a guy?
>never seen a skeleton before
She has the bone structure (facial) of a really, really, really fat person.
Aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?
because she has the features that a little girl has
YOU'RE A PEDO
are there nudes of her/him?
Is Yoda fucking her?
The first time i jerked off to cheese pizza
Yeah. I have a few.
Cheese pizza as in Dominoes, or cheese pizza as in cheese pizza?
*cough...
hey there fella, what's going on
well done?
Lel are you serious?
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Hearts do tend to fail after being shot
I once clipped a tea rose to produce only one bud. Before it opened i clipped its petals and clipped all of its stamens, and brushed it with its own pollen from last years bloom. It was undeveloped, not ready to be fertilized. So i let it continue to bloom misshapen scarred blossm unable to shake the pollen of its youthfull rape. I taped a brushhead with pollen to the flower to make shure it seeded. Such is back breeding for a resessive trait of rose. Someone will maturbate to this story and regret.