Make delicious risotto this morning

>Make delicious risotto this morning
>Midnight
>Feel like having a snack
>My mom always puts meals outside the window during winter to keep stuff cold
>Grab the casseole
>Lift up the lid

What do?

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrew
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

killl yourself faggot

risotto? food left outside? what the fuck even is that, are you in some 3rd world country?

kill yourself faggot

is that a shrew

Let them go and post evidence.

LET THEM HAVE THE FUCKING RISOTTO YOU MONGOLOID

...

>sloppy cuts of chicken
>not enough bell peppers
>no onions
>no fresh herbs

Looks like chicken and rice prepared for an auspie who is just now starting to try yellow bell peppers (but not TOO MUCH, mommy!)

Looks like a shit risotto to begin with.

Just some extra meat.
Whats the problem?

I don't know how these guy are in english, but they are not mice.
Scientific name is Sorex araneus, they eat small insects and stuff. Also spiders. They eat spiders. Don't kill them, just let them go. Possibly in some shed, don't just throw them into the snow.
They're quite beneficial for you, if you hate bugs.

Is that chicken?
Who in their right mind puts chicken in risotto?

this
return lid at a scew and let the shrews feast

Mouse in pooper

what is this fucking 1920 who fucking leaves food on the window sill


also what ghetto do you live in where mice are that abundant

All these little guys want to do is eat bugs.

And risotto apparently.

They're not like mice or rats that can actually be a pest. These guys are good for the garden.

Shrews

I believe the word you're looking for is "shrew" user.

if you live like on third floor, have a balcony and the fridge is full / small, it is common practice at least in european countries to put food outside at winter (of course you put lid on)...

Recollection for mouse in pooper


"But it's a shrew" shut the fuck up and put it in your ass

Do you not own a fridge?

But probably throw that shit out and stop leaving food outside ffs. Do with the vermin what you will, it makes no difference to the risotto.

its a fucking shrew you ridiculous faggot

there are so many different recipes for risotto that your argument is invalid

They're shrews, aka Crocidura zimmermanni, surprised they haven't been noticed by Sup Forums with that name. They're family of anteaters and their heart rate is 600 tot 1200 bpm. Must sound like zooming or something. Max age 2.5yrs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrew

I live in france and I have a house with a big garden around a forest. Also yeah my mom is dumb

Of course I let them enjoy the feast you silly anons. They were so cute.

TO THE MICROWAVE!! DO IT FAGGOT!

is that finland? are you one of those retards from finland? I swear everybody in that country is a drooling retard.

Both of my posts ended in 65. If you don't stuck that shrew in your ass we are gonna have a serious problem.

Who the fuck puts food outside to keep it cold........

FRY THEM AND ADD THEM TO THE RISOTTO FOR ADDED PROTEIN BOY

...

Too late, epic idea tho. Adds some crunch to the risotto.

Filthy subhuman slavs, duh

anyone who doesnt live in africa, nigga

So like were shrews nesting in OP's casserole for warmth instead of to eat it?

Aww its a little sherw, i suggest researching them and deciding if they should be pets, and if you can still eat that.

i give the mice in my shed eggnog over the holidays

iv had up to 5 at once

>performing a psych evaluation based on dude's risotto

No, I have a fridge

Cook them alive

1 contemplate how a vole got up on a windowsill
>you put it in the casserole
2 let the poor insectivore go or be cursed with a locust plague
They need to eat a fifth their body weight every hour so hurry up

it's below zero in most places, so no one

...

Listen to the trips OP.

...

I do

No, it's 2 of them.

Norman Rockwell.

Check'd

depends on how much mouse shit you're willing to eat

best pic i have there skitty as fuck

this , spiders are the worst

nice

moar

>European countries
That explains everything

No, it's not. Maybe in eastern Europe, you Slav fucks are disgusting though

This.

I'm not from eastern europe.
Fridge is full. You need to keep food cool. What would be the alternative?

Stop being a europoor and get a murrican refrigerator.

You say the fridge is full, I just want to know how full. Surely you could have thrown the risotto into a container and squeezed it in somewhere? Or put something else less vulnerable outside? Come on man use a little basic lateral thinking.

kek'd out loud

>murrican refrigerator
>Full of fruit and veg

Pick one

Your murrican refrigerator looks pretty full to me. Where do you store the bowl filled with 5 kilo potato salat left from the party?

hate bugs
they eat spiders

not only are spiders not bugs, they eat the most bugs

It is. Also not OP.

>5 kilo potato salat

KEK

France throwing some shade

The top also opens right? Because my french fridge is as big as the entire box, not the little bottom part.

Guess burgers don't take that much room

>put lid on top
>reheat
now its thai food

Kek fucking busted tbh fam.

>they eat small insects
>also spiders

Your reading capabilities aren't exactly top notch, eh?

I'm murrican and that's what's in my fridge

potato salat is best salat

Post a pic with your fridge, something to prove you're American, and a timestamp. As an American, I find this suspect.

American fridge...
Also a Windows 10 computer.
Is this so you can shitpost and eat without moving?

Yes, those are doors.

Ok i can just about understand why you would put food out on a balcony but what im struggling now is how 2 Shrews climbed up a 2 story building? Don't they burrow underground?

In anycase be cool to your new shrewbros

Throw that away desu. You'll contract many diseases otherwise.

Shews. Nice little guys, I find them in my boots and shoe racks all the time. They don't bite or shit everywhere like mice do, they just eat smaller pests like flour bugs and such.
I'd say you should release them in your cellar, they will be of good use there.

My fridge isn't full but the casserole is pretty huge. My mom was just too lazy to put it in a box. She usually puts stuff outside in a cooker so it's well protected, but the casserole just had a loose lid. If it wasn't the cute shrews it would have been ants, spiders and shit.
Guess she won't put a casserole outside again anytime soon

...

Yep. I can post twinks and eat my potato salat very efficiently.

How the hell'd they even get in there? How'd they get inside a closed casserole?

ctrl + f
>shrew
Never seen one of them before, had the same question. Ty user for the answer

I'll have to find something American to display in it. I'm out of American cheese slices.

A painter known for capturing 1920s-1950s Americana.

>2 story building
Where did you see that nigga, I live in a house. And it was actually on the floor (its a bay window). Was still behind the blindfolds and a lid, those fuckers are nimble. I hope they gain strenght from the meal to avoid the neighbourhood cats and the crows. My garden is a fucking battlefield.

I have lots of friends so there never that much leftovers.

Yeah. Like the closest thing I do to leaving food outside is keeping soda in the garage.
Anyway, those are cute little shrews, so keep them as pets

unrealistic glorified versions of it

(No niggers)

>murrican
>samsung

I'll leave a case of beer outside in the fall/winter if there isn't room in my fridge. But never food. Too many raccoons and stray dogs where I live to leave food outside. That shit would be gone in no time.

Me too. If I put food outside, I'll get bears. Can't even leave the grill out or the bears will knock it over to lick the grease. Fucking bears.