How do you dispose of a hundred fifty pound dog corpse...

How do you dispose of a hundred fifty pound dog corpse? Me and my parents are at wit's end with our 9 year old 150 pound golden lab who has Down syndrome. He doesn't stop barking all day in between us going insane every now and then we yell at him and I'm sure by now over the course of the last two years we must sound psychotic to our neighbors. He's obese but for the last 5 years he's cried when we tried to lift him and he wont go for a walk past our neighbors house. He weighs more than us (my father only weighs 140ish) so we can't drag/force him.

He's spilling his food all the time. He goes into autismo barking spells if one of my other two dogs take a bite of food. We can't do this anymore. No one even wants to be at home anymore.

The fuck do I do Sup Forums. We all just want him to fucking die. We can't do this much longer before someone in my family literally just murders him.

Help me please.

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which one of you fuckers gave him autism

Kill yourself, that should end your suffering. Pathetic piece of shit.

Drop it off at ASPCA. Easy as that!

Dubs decide how op kills himself

probably the one asking Sup Forums for advice
show him some southern hospitality, take him out in the woods and shoot him.

Kill your whole family and rape their corpses whilst your dog watches adventure time

And by "walks past our neighbor's", I mean literally next door and then jabba sits unless we go back home. He's an sjw land whale in a dogs body. Id he was human he would live on cakes and cookies, believe in HAES, and he too would think he was a beautiful creature.

He disgusts me so fucking much. He even occasionally shits in my kitchen

Winner

ask him politely

This, they'll euthanize him then toss him in the dumpster.

You should cook it and eat it...

He feeds himself to the dog.

Will they just take fucked up dogs like that? It's more the corpse clean up (via where the fuck do you dispose of it) we're worried about. My father could shoot it.

Peep this advice below:

They will honest to god take anything

It's not like I'm a baf owner either. My other two dogs are kept well. Two to four walks a day, stable diets, good social skills. I just fucking hate this one so much

lmao

Ok. Tomorrow morning before work I will take a drive. A long drive, something he can enjoy one last time. Unless he shits in my car. Thank you user. Godspeed

You can just call your vet and they'll help you out and put him down for you.

I assume you don't have a vet though/are afraid that they'll get you in trouble for animal cruelty.
You won't. Just call.

Poor thing.

My friend is like this with his bird. Everyone seems to hate it. I don't live there but it's always in a covered cage and anytime they uncover him he never stops squawking. Like the most annoying sound non stop. His gf hates the thing more than anyone and he himself bitches about how he wished it would just die but he also won't just give it away. I don't understand pet owners.

>where the fuck do you dispose of it

In LA, you literally just leave them on the curb by your dumpster and call the Bureau of Sanitation. They take the animal away and dispose of it for free. I imagine most cities have a similar system.

I've been doing this for years

>Lazy fag wants to do things the hard way
>No consideration for animal life

Call someone to come take him off your hands. Or kill yourself and that way the dog can eat your corpse and you no longer have to worry about anything

This is why people shouldn't get pets as accessories.

Our mobile vet recently died of a heart attack and the next closest is almost 2 hours away. We also already have the at home euthanasia kit (just in case of a car accident in or emergency in the neighborhood. We ourselves have 8 pets) but it was more of a "where does it go" situation

I can't even have people over anymore without feeling embarrassed of him. I understand that feel.

We were considering using the euthanasia kit and calling animal control

Feed steak. .22lr round between foramen Magnum and atlas while chowing. Quite humane.

>no consideration
>$4000+ in medical bills for thid dog in the last two years plus endless expensive supplements, diets, and failed training regimens

Ok

Nigga it's a dog
Kill it then bury it like a normal fucking person

You literally have many options to call for someone to come and save it off your hands.

Look for all things pet related. Animal control, Animal police, human police, call churches for resources or for someone in those communities to come pick it up, make fliers and post them around town, Go to the corner of a street and beg.

Killing it is the most destructive and most fag thing to do.

It has down syndrome, failing organs, and won't even walk. It is the end of It's life user. It's going to die and without the expensive medication he takes that we pay for, he would die in a few days on his own.

It is the end.

The bird squawks when uncovered because its scared. Scared because its been neglected for so long. A craigslist post saying you'll deliver him in a 30 mile radius at most and you'll find someone willing to pay you a small fee for that bird, and they'll treat it so much better than your shitty friend and his girlfriend.
I'm assuming its some sort of cockatiel or larger if the noise is annoying, and so its probably worth something to someone.

Dig a hole in your backyard, if you and your manlet dad even have the strength haha

Take a video of its autistic screeching opfag

roll, oh wait, dubs already

nut up OP

I think that's how they are. The birds always covered in another room now. He's had him since he was a kid and birds live a long ass time so maybe he has some attachment despite all the hate for it.
Also this bird is like 2 years past it's lifespan. He talks about how it lives longer just to spite him.

It doesn't have fucking down syndrome, you do. Its just sad and neglected and all it does is eat because you're a shitty owner. Find someone who'll give that dog a better, healthier life.

That's a huge hole of rotten flesh. No.

If your willing to invest that much into a dog then why would you just kill it like that?

If you did that for the dog surely putting it down would be something hard to do.

There are ways to get help and have somewhere take care of the dog without putting it down. And if putting it down is what they end up doing at least you tried and didn't have to do it yourself and left to wonder if what you did was right.

six feet deep nigga, thats the depth

This. If it isn't 6 feet under, its gonna stink. Animals are gonna dig it up and spread the corpse everywhere. Considering you and your bitch ass manlet father have no chance digging a hole that deep, it looks like you're gonna have to actually find someone else to take the dog. And maybe the rest of your animals too.

y'all some cold muhfuckers

My aunt is 57 and has had her parrot since college. He eats chicken legs...

Not only is canine down syndrome extremely common in inbred dogs, but he has been diagnosed by a vet, almost got returned to the breeder by my neighbor for this reason, and even has wider set eyes than a regular golden lab.

This op

btw in NYC all you do is put the corpse in a garbage bag and put it out with the trash with a label that says "dead pet inside"
did this with two cats

Sup Forums just has a disproportionately large amount of fucked up people on it. Lots of potential serial killers in here...

How about instead of overfeeding it and ignoring it you stop being such a faggot and take care of it. Dogs don't get fat on their own, and when they have a behavior problem it's because of their shitty owners. Do the dog and everyone else on earth a favor and just kill yourself instead.

If it is the end then give a call for someone to come and take it off your hands professionally and they can either care for it and ease its suffering or put it out of its suffering.

Do you want me to look for sources for you? I don't want that dog to take a bullet

Because he is going to do this to whoever he lives with. He's a dying omen. This place used to be good. I'm just trying to get rid of a fucking corpse.

>>inbred
Probably the same reason your parents haven't gotten rid of you yet.

We'll get a blanket, it must go

>not recognizing a Cheese quote
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>Lots of potential serial killers in here
confirmed kool-aid drinker

Dont get another one, you guys are clearly bad owners

I'm taking it to the ASPCA or using home euthanasia.

This won't apply if you are some city apartment dwelling slave, but all my life the way to get rid of a dog is to dig a fucking hole, throw the dog in there and fill in the hole. I have had many dogs in my life and this has been the end to all of them. You don't even need to dig that deep. Maybe four feet. Fill back in the dirt. There will be a small mound. Pack it in with your shoes. A few rains and a season later and you won't notice anything. It's the most natural way to rid yourself of a corpse. This isn't rocket science. This is god damn common sense.
If you are a city dweller, then hang yourself. It will save us real Americans the trouble over the next few years when we clean out the trash that weakwills have allowed to accumulate over the last 150 years. #finalchange

you can buy drugs that will stop its heart legally.

where i come from, its a mercy killing to put down an animal that has no value in life. just stop being a pussy and end its suffering

i could guarantee you you never walk that dog and also that you and your autist redneck family has no idea how to take care of a dog, please do the world a favor and never adopt another pet again and whenever you feel the time is right please kill your family and most importantly yourself

Yeah it's a cockatiel. I've suggested things to him but he never wants to hear it. Maybe it's the embarrassment.
His gf told me about trying new training and other things. Apparently it used to be really well trained and he's not sure what happened. It's scared of everything, even food. Bites constantly even tho it's used to hands. Once he's on you he's fine but I don't even see it really when I visit anymore. I feel bad for it but the gf told me she's been trying to train it since he refuses to get rid of it. For all the hate for the thing she's the one it likes most.

OP, why can't you just beat his head in with a bat and throw him onto a highway to make it look like roadkill.

What is the city? A quick Google Says ASPCA specializes in this.

Please don't get another pet, ever.

Calm down, bitch. Reddit is there >>

Surrender the animal to someone who can care for it.

Shoot him and burn him in your backyard. If not just bury him

Eat it. Dog bacon is actually better than pig bacon. Pigs are forbidden from eating, idiot.

went through this crap probably a half dozen times

blend and flush if you don't mind the mess, otherwise vats of lye or other flesh eating abrasives are your friend.

Dogs are a representation of their owner. So, you're probably just as shitty.

If you want it to be gone then bring it to a vet and have it put down, faggot.

>home euthanasia
>murder

Le gourmet assassin

Whoa now are you telling me every dog is good and it's always the owners?

You don't think there are some dumbass autistic dogs out there who simply don't respond to basic owner training? Yeah sure maybe if they got a specialist but basic owners who do all the good things for their pets can still get a dud.

Hell your friends are probably sitting around wondering why they hang out with you and maybe they could dump you on someone else if they haven't already

I can guarantee you you should just go fuck yourself

Leaving it uncovered a solid twelve hours each day is a good start. Being constantly around people would also help. My conures are squawky sometimes when they don't get enough attention, or if you don't feed them first thing in the morning. They're very smart animals, they know when you wake up and the want fed THEN.

this dog is making me so sad
poor doggy
i have a lab

>us real Americans

Your retarded is showing.

>Ornithologist here
That's terrible. Many parrots have the mental capabilities of 4-6 year old children. Tell him to drop his poor bird off at his nearest bird rescue or animal shelter. You can also volunteer to do it.

You know why people hate pit bulls? Because of all the shitty fucking mexicans buying them from shitty fucking mexican breeders. And then they neglect the hell out of the poor dog and beat it daily, and blame it when it bites someone.

It probably knows the girlfriends a cunt.

oh shiiiiiiit good one dude, thank you for confirming that youre an inbred autist

First mistake was making this all about you and your feelings.
Your pet, you know, that creature that depends on you for everything, is obviously in pain and/or dying.

You're pathetic man, really. Take care of your pets. Jesus christ

Sup Forumsros, the least we can do is help our fellow user put this dog out of its misery

OP post location and leave the dog chained in the yard tonight.

the rest will be taken care of.

Hey, I'm sad guys. Being with a dog, pouring so much love and time in takes a huge emotional toll. It's literally at the point that no one can even be comfortable and just watch tv or eat dinner without a melt down.

My other two dogs are perfect. They're responsive to commands and are extremely protective of the house. My other two dogs are also taking a toll though. My other lab doesn't want to be inside during barking spells and will just stare at me through the kitchen window from the backyard until he stops...

It feels bad man.

Dig a fucking hole, you retarded lazy troglodyte. Humans have been burying the dead for centuries.

And I don't mean a shallow grave and kick some dirt over it. Dig an actual grave like a human being.

Oh, and never own a pet again, you're an irresponsible and immature piece of shit.

Your fucking messed up. If your gonna get dog it takes responsibility and it's something you lack.

can't you just put it into a trash bag into your bin or something?

Shoot him right between the eyes with a shot gun! That will teach him a fucking lesson. Make sure its a dragon breath shotgun too

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Or ask reddit.com/r/dogs/ which will flip shit and feverously try and save dog by finding a solution.

>good social skills

Just feed it several bars of dark chocolate. It contains an enzyme that kickstarts its metabolism and helps it to lose weight. After the first day just give it half a bar a day until it's improved.

If he really has doggy downs, he can still sense your hostility towards him. Do you try petting him when he's barking? Or giving him food? Its like having a toddler, they usually just want something.

I didn't know if you could legally do that in America...

Unlike retarded little shits like you, dogs don't 'talk' for no reason. If it's barking, it's because it's sick, scared, or because you allowed it to happen. If it's fatally ill, then it's your job to dig a hole, put a bullet in its head and bury it.

Also, how the fuck does a human-owned dog get fat? You're feeding it too much and/or not taking it out to exercise.

Its your fault hes fat. You dumb fucking nigger. He probably isnt the only fatass in your family.

Read the thread. Some cities require you label pet remains, or call a certain number to have the remains removed.

i didn't mean alive

I just bury my animals when they die. Shoot it, dig a very deep hole, and cover it with dirt.

Give it to PETA. They love getting rid of dogs.

This. OP is a dumb fucktard thay doesnt know how to take care of a dog.

Yes. It always starts with calm approaches. I ask him "would you like to go out" and open the door or point to things. Sometimes he will calm down, but he usually just barks louder. If I try to pet him, he also likes to get like autismo lpud where his pleasure sounds eventually turn into almost screaming loudness. I have to pretend to pet him right above his nose and he gets normal "petting" happy.

Sounds more like a dog with anxiety issues. Try giving him positive attention each time you pass by (assuming you aren't sitting on your ass ignoring him all day). Make sure he's nice and calm before you try to send him out or give food.

Your dog is clearly distressed and dying, call a vet, have them come to your house and humanely put the dog down and dispose of the corpse for you. Jesus, how retarded can you be?

My 16 year old Samoyed is pretty demented too. Does that all the time.
Waiting for him to die in sleep. Can't bring myself to kill/put down