H-Hey Shau-I-I mean Simon mate! Heh heh as you can probably hear I'm watching our first film together. Haha good times...

>H-Hey Shau-I-I mean Simon mate! Heh heh as you can probably hear I'm watching our first film together. Haha good times, eh? The new number you gave me kept going to your agent so I pulled some favours and got your personal number, hope you don't mind! Listen, I know you're really busy with all your Hollywood f-friends and n-new f-films, but I was thinking we could do another film together! I've got some really cool ideas! remember how you promised you wouldn't forget me! hahahaaaa I'm just kidding, mate! I know you would never do that! W-well, let me know what you think. Speak soon!

;_;

Their only good movies are SotD and Hot Fuzz.

don't do this to me user

>any flick from the fedora trilogy
>good
the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
spaced/shaun of dead/hot fuzz/worlds end are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa

>slept in the same bed for years

Think they ever fucked?

this is just a pastad meme and you know it faggot

I've forgotten this guy's name, I can never remember it. He must always be known as "that fat bloke"

How long until Nick starts publicly trashing Simon in a fit of jealous rage?

Why did Simon Pegg blow up though?

Seriously.

Jealous of what? Pegg stars in trash.

Satanic hollywood sacrifice.

The naive misstep over gay Sulu makes me think he's not cut out for production in Hollywood.

he stopped working with frost and that director

Because le quirky brit meme, murrica has enough fat people tho.

CROWN HIM

(You)

Writing and producing credits.

On the vanishingly unlikely odds anyone here ever gets into any kind of production, do whatever you can to get a producer's credit. Writing credits just get you work, producer's credits get you power.

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it would be better with just reddened eyes

>that seamless transplant

JUST

Probably became a Scientologist

0/10 bait
Britbongs fucking love SoTD & Hot Fuzz, particularly the former

>the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain

t.yank

He sucked some Freemason/Jew cock.

I know how you feel, bro

Actual Brit here

Americans are the most unfunny people on the planet, seriously. You religious weirdos invented autism.

Brits are by far superior being the most charming and witty culture in the planet. The only people funnier are New Zealanders and Australians and some of those funny brown people from the former empire that are good at cricket.

But Americans are like women and not funny at all. Good day!

JUST
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S
T

... fuck

Fuck you, man...

im an american and i think all these movies are unfunny fedora trash

Such poor bait. 2/10 for making me reply though. Keep being jealous.