You're 16 and jacking off in the bathroom

>you're 16 and jacking off in the bathroom
>suddenly the door opens
>your new stepmommy Jessica Chastain catches you dick in hand
>she tells you not to stop

What do?

mommyfags pls go back to /hr/

Wonder how my cuck of a father managed to land a woman like that.

>stepmom
Finally. Oh my god yes.

Stop masturbating upon the realization that my mother is a lesbian.

Unrealistic

What are you, straight?

>she's holding an action figure to reward you with when you come
>mfw you nut but jchas stepmommy still wet wipin'

Bryce Dallas Howard > Jessica Chastain

>this is your mommy

>step mom
>not related by blood

I want normies to GTFO!

>she sees your dick

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this desu

wrong

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Nah. BDH only really looked good in Jurassic World. Chastain is a bombshell everywhere she goes.

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Bryce looks good in every movie she's in.

MOMMYFAGS GO BACK TO

T H I C C

>she'll never be your ditzy mother who's physically inappropriate around you and gets naked in front of you without shame

Why does she have such a strong jaw?

Just started watching mad men. she is very fap worthy

>at the family Christmas party
>shes had too many drinks
>once everyone leaves she presses up against you in the hallway and starts massaging your cock

What do?

Merry Christmas to me

She isn't in mad men, you pillock.

>user I just saw your computer, what's a 'mom-fu'?

bhat boo???? bat boo!@?!??!?!?!

BWAT BOOOOO!??!?!??!?!"?!??!

Probably stand around awkwardly until I jizz my pants.

Tell her to make me

>c-can you do it for me mommy?

Superior mommy coming through outta my way cuckboy fucking shits

>ywn bury your face in that ass

id love to eat that

Why can't she just be my girlfriend?

i want kylie mom

gayboy detected

*braaaaap*

>5'0 tall mom
>Just because you're taller than mommy doesn't mean you can disobey me *grabs dick*

Wierd ass, mentally disturbed incest fag detected.

armpit pussy

Chances are if this happen I'd go limp quick just from being caught and it being awkward. I deserve death.

This guy gets it. I also tend to cum like a little girl so that'd only add to it.

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a fag after my own heart.

>it's a "mommy finds her son asleep in his room but his pants are down and one of her well-worn sweaty gym socks seems to have a large cumstain on it and the other well-worn sweaty gym sock is still in his sleeping hands because he probably was smelling one sock while jacking off into the other" episode

Indominus, please.

>my mom actually caught me doing something similar
>got kicked out of the house for it