I want to leave the U.S. before shit hits the fan

I want to leave the U.S. before shit hits the fan.

This is not a get thread, don't bother rolling for dubs.

I want insightful reasons for which country I should go to. I prefer a freedom-loving country, that's welcoming of expatriates, and a "first world country" is not necessary.

Write me an essay of about 200 words to persuade me.

Go.

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rolling

I said no rolling. Obey me.

America

I said a freedom-loving country, not an Idiocracy.

Fuck you commie

Dubs get and you stay in America fatty

America

I said a freedom-loving country, not North Korea.

I said a freedom-loving country, not a totalitarian surveillance police state.

I said write me an essay, not show me why I shouldn't go to your country filled with retards like you.

How about Norway? Canada?

Those are my 2 to go countrys

Canada seems like a good choice, but that's the first place all the retards will go once shit hits the fan.

OP here.
>mfw I made this thread to remind you that you live in a totalitarian police state unworthy of having pride in

OP here. Cucks. I can tell you get the message, because you all shut the fuck up after these posts:

Yes

Then check for Norway, i heard it's actually quite cool, free healthcare and other stuff i can't remember

There was a time when Mexico was the choice for a freedomlover where Americans would go to escape the US. That whole "run for the border" thing. That was just a few decades ago. Amazing how times change.

rollo

Norwegian here.
Im free to do whatever (except play with guns), taxes really arent that bad and free education and health care is cash.
Can be hard to get a work permit here tho.

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You have a seriously warped view of reality.

Check em

Might want to try the U.S.

Damnit reroll

>says the Trumpcuck who thinks blacks and Muslims will be genocided by Trump and praise Trump as a """god-emperor"""

When was that?

...Are you retarded?

I always love how these pictures never show the real size of how big africa is

When did genocide become a verb Einstein?

I'm not American tho

Like the 1960s, 1970s. Watch some movies from that countercultural time, and you'll see the theme played out, where a lot of the characters always want to go to Mexico. It's based on the reality. You could also look up all the high profile criminals who went on long car chases to get to the Mexican border around that time.

America is a continent, not a country.

don't care which one you pick, just pick one and fuckin go you skinny ass double nigger

When it needed to become one, moron. That's how languages evolved.

Iceland seems to have been the only place to stand up to the damned robber-bankers. Why not live there?

OP here. Normally I'd reply to this stating how the US has forever adopted the name America to only refer to itself, but I don't have the motivation to defend this anymore.

And well you shouldn't. Americus Vespucci mapped Columbus's discovery, so Santo Domingo should be the only America.

Norway, Iceland, and Greenland are looking real pretty right about now.

That was Hollywood playing the old cowboy theme of the US authorities stopping at the Mexican border. Then, in 1914 things changed. Pershing led an army in pursuit. Patton went along.
Not that way anymore.

Sorry moron, you ain't changing the language.

Pitcairn Island is about as far from the maddening crowd as you might get. No airport, no harbor, all immigration and emigration by long-boat. A strange folk, though.

Then why is "bootylicious" and "bling bling" in the dictionary now, you moron.

dictionary.com/browse/bootylicious

dictionary.com/browse/bling

Fucking retards don't understand basic concepts and then are arrogant in their ignorance. Do you even understand that if it wasn't for Latin there would be no Romance languages such as English, French, Spanish, etc. Dumb fuck.

Trump is going to scorch the Earth, so it really doesn't matter where you run. But if you want to live a while, go to the Southern hemisphere to avoid the bulk of the radiation. Try Brazil/Chile/Argentina.

>2017
>Showing a map with Mercator projection

as much as the Sup Forumsacks will disagree, countries in Northern and Western Europe might be a good pick for you, depending on your situation.

>Netherlands
majority of people speak some English, easy to immerse yourself in the country as long as your away from Amsterdam (lots of dude weed lmao's).

>Belgium
French or Dutch depending on where you live, also quite welcoming of immigrants. Assuming you have a job lined up, social security is fantastic there as well as Nederlands

Otherwise you could try looking into something like Sweden or Iceland but immersing yourself in the culture might be difficult, and the majority of other European countries require at least a little knowledge of their language.

Tell me about your work/language situation and I'll give some better feedback.

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Do you find genocided? Moron.

The U.S. is one of the freest countries in the world, also with one of the world's strongest economies. There are some nordic countries like Finland that have a higher standard of living and free healthcare and stuff, but I don't know how hard they are to get citizenship in. If you were a mudslime I guess you'd have no problem getting into Sweden.

The real question OP is why do you think the "shit is hitting the fan?" You really feel the need to move out of the country just because Trump won the election?

Explain..still looking for genocided.

Dubs get.

>he only speaks the words other people have used first
>only speaks in memes, never makes original content
The definition of a culture vulture.

B. Traven came down during the Revolution to escape the US. Ed "Gold-Tooth" Johnson came down about the same time to set up a brandy distillery and gambling casino. Drinkers in the '20s and gamblers in the '30s.

It's still possible to escape the long arm of gringo law in Mexico, but only if you don't stick out. The two countries work together a lot more than they pretend to do. Even so, it's easier to hide south of the border than it is in the US.

See:

Bulgaria has cheap housing/food/booze/education, pretty girls (pic) and if you are white and speak english you are sure to find a way around

You mean where American criminals would go to evade the law. That has been (and still is) the attraction for certain people to "escape" to Mexico.

If you're not running from the law why the hell would you want to go to a country with a weak economy and that is basically in a civil war with drug lords?

Don't forget NZ was an early signatory to Echelon.

The US government deemed many political dissents as criminals. Doesn't mean they actually were criminals.

Those poor girls could use some help applying their make-up.

Estonia. Prettiest flag. High GDP. Net contributor to the EU. Could use some more fluent English speakers in town. Will be on the front lines if Russia starts shit, which means you'll get every opportunity to be a hero if you want.

Good point, but still there is little reason to go to Mexico unless you are running from something in the U.S. It's not the worst country by a long shot, but it's definitely a step down.

Go to Belize and be done with us.

>there is little reason to go to Mexico unless you are running from something in the U.S.
It's called expatriation.

>it's definitely a step down
I've lived in both countries. It's not so much a step down as it is a step sideways.

Throughout my lifetime, I have seen Mexico become what the US was a generation previous. Reagan-style union-busting has been going on since the '90s.

You don't want to come to Mexico unless you want to be in Mexico. If you come just to escape, you're in for some heavy culture-shock.

fixed your map for you

spend a lot of time on that, did you?

I know, it is beautiful, but the muse of art just took me

Sorry, no country wants you.

Also, Norway is the only country in the world to have knighted a penguin.

I know alot of people will disagree but in my opinion any nordic country that isn't sweden is ideal. Sweden will most likely also be ok in a few years but right now they are a bit fucked. I would probably prefer iceland if you had to choose a place. Virtually crime free, social safety net, "free" education and a government that actually works for the people after iceland's bankruptcy in 2008.

You might not like these countries because of the democratic socialism but it really does work and basically everyone is happy. At least consider it, you are still free to do as you please for most things and you can still found a firm and become really wealthy.

It's better than murica anyways.

Underage retard detected

See:

Guess again, I turn 25 on thursday. I just have the sense of humor of a 12 year old

>Iceland
>Tiny country the population of a small U.S. city

Or just move to a small U.S. city where it's the same as in Iceland (Portland, Seattle etc)

Iceland has immigration laws almost as difficult as the united states and an "unlearnable" language that is thought to be near impossible to learn by anyone that didn't learn it as their native language

I dont really see the issue with living in a smaller country, but i did say that any of the other nordics are good too. Denmark, Finland, Norway (mabye sweden)

Although everyone speaks English too.

I can confirm this, have lived in three different nordic countries. Everyone except very old people or immigrants speak english to a degree where they could use it professionally.

And besides icelandic is not unlearnable, it just has some grammatical rules non natives only way of learning is memory where as the natives just know by heart.

If you really want to escape that shithole i would just shoot for any nordic country i could get into. They are ALL better than murica.

GO TO TAIWAN AND START THE NATIONALIST REVOLUTION AGAIN user
ZHONGGUO GOUMINDANG FOREVER

You can settle in eastern Russia if you learn russian and know a trade.
I would love to go but I have no skills.

But russia has the freedom if speech restrictive laws right?

>implying you would have anything interesting to say

UK.

All the benefits of America without the crazy.

It's just like any western country, but there are no cameras on every corner and you don't go to jail for calling someone a faggot.
Slav countries are much more libtard resistant than most other parts of the world.

Hold on - Russia isn't very gay-friendly, so rule that one out.

well, i would sugge....
>Write me an essay of about 200 words to persuade me.

on a second thought... never mind.

>Write me an essay of about 200 words to persuade me.

Do your own homework!

Switzerland is similar to the US in terms of freedom but is also beautiful

Checked

Well, USA also adopted the name "The World" to refer to itself, so their opinion doesn't matter. Especially not now that they've become a Russian puppet state.

Don't leave. Second amendment.

Netherlands

>Wealthy, same income as US
>Good cost of living
>Gov't has good rapport with people, reasonable authorities (helpful cops, friendly and accommodating IRS)
>Stable, peaceful society
>People generally happy and unconcerned, no major issues
>English is all you need language-wise. Ever.
>Professional markets are wide open. Seller's market for people working in tech, business, research. Excellent salaries
>Gov't sponsored education available if you need it
>Excellent healthcare
>Society is inherently globalist, has its historical roots. You'll fit "into the fold" very easily if you want to.
>Good rapport with Americans
>Business culture very loyal to orgs as a whole, not stratifications. Employers look after employees, employees involved in decision making

Also
>Just saw major capital inflight from e.g. Britain after June vote
>Currently expanding with lots of lush new real estate, lots of demand but prices haven't caught up
>Really, jobs galore
>Gov't looking to make long term investments with excess cash atm

It's too flat, though.

It doesn't have a lot of natural terrain, it's all urbanized. But the tradeoff is a very relaxed culture. Want to drink in the streets? Knock yourself out. Want to get dirty with your gf/fwb? Go ahead. Need a light for your joint? Ask that cop. As long as you're not bothering anyone no one gives a fuck.

It's not about having anything to say, it's about being able to voice disagreement towards the government without punishment. If you don't have that right you might one day be living in Glorious Korea V2

Clearly someone who's either a) been there for a weekend with his mates to sit in cafes all day or b) never actually been to Europe.

I'm Dutch btw.

don't have the date, but:
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/genocided

I live in Rotterdam, used to live in and around Haarlem until my early twenties.