"Millions of people love Black Sabbath and Metallica, but I always just thought they were big jokes. I don't know where exactly Metallica got their inspiration from, but if it came from me, then I know I totally fucked up."
>Led Zeppelin
"Jimmy Page is an alright guitarist and I enjoy some of his stuff, but it always feels so empty, like there's something missing from it."
>The Who
"If you want to torture me, then lock me in a room with Roger Daltrey singing. Pete Townshend is a nice fellow, but he overthinks everything way too much."
>The Beatles
"I always thought Sgt. Pepper was nothing but a load of mishmash."
>Bob Dylan
"Bob Dylan is a nasty little man. One time he said to me 'You know, I could write Satisfaction, but you couldn't write Desolation Row.' And I said 'You right. I couldn't write Desolation Row.'"
>The Bee Gees
"What's the deal with those guys? They seem to live in a fantasy world. Every interview of theirs, they do nothing but talk about how many suits they own. It really is for children, isn't it?"
Angel Ross
>Oasis
"Totally immature. Grow up a bit and come back."
>Elton John
"He's a nasty little man. All he does is write songs about dead blondes."
>David Bowie
"It's poses, all fucking poses that have nothing to do with the music, and he knows it too."
>Prince
"An overrated midget. Prince has to find out what it means to be a prince. That's the trouble with conferring a title on yourself before you've proved it. His attitude when he opened for us was insulting to our audience. You don't try to knock off the headline like that when you're playing a Stones crowd. He's a prince who thinks he’s a king already. Good luck to him."
>The Sex Pistols
"There's more to it than just saying 'shit' or practicing spitting by using a mirror."
>Guns'N'Roses
"I admire their guts, but there's too much posing in that band. They have one guy who looks like [Ronnie Wood] and another who looks like [Jimmy Page]. Too much copycat and posing for me."
>Hip-hop
"Rappers--so many words, so little said."
>Grateful Dead
"The Grateful Dead are where everybody got it wrong. Too much noodling about for hours. Boring. Sorry, Jerry."
>Credence Clearwater Revival
"When I first heard them, I was really knocked out, but I became bored with them quickly. Too simple, too basic for me."
Owen Lee
>Totally immature. Grow up a bit and come back
the irony of fucking keith richards saying this is too much
Ian Sanchez
Do as much smack as he did and you'll understand
Hudson Turner
t. hack
Evan Rivera
Um, is there anything he likes?
Ryan Robinson
That Bee Gees comment is hilarious
Logan Garcia
>"Bob Dylan is a nasty little man. One time he said to me 'You know, I could write Satisfaction, but you couldn't write Desolation Row.' And I said 'You right. I couldn't write Desolation Row.'" really fires the neurons
