Eternal /got/ general

How are my fellow thronies doing?

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>page 6

JANNY

/got/ is about to die

this is going to get deleted m8, they want us to post in the previous until 700+ posts

>Deleted

Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread

even though it's full of heartless people who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped

what just happened

>what just happened

Mods are dropping the ban hammer on /got/.

can a janitor let us know the rules are for making new threads? till what page should we keep on posting until we make a new OP?

>series was cancelled two weeks ago
>still making /got/ generals

Its happening!

>dying in a tub

The last thread was made by a Sup Forums autist and that's why it was deleted

Based mods

I'm guessing the OP posted some shit that got them banned or something. Like maybe that /got/ characters voting for trump post

daily reminder

>tfw Theon is Azor Ahai
>not just the Prince of Winterfell but the Prince who was Promised
>during aCoK red star flies over when Theon goes to Pyke
>born amidst salt (his Iron Islands baptism; reborn) and smoke (burning of Winterfell; reborn as Reek)
>Melly, when searching for visions of Azor Ahai "sees only Snow" because she's seeing Ramsay Snow (not Jon), assuming Ramsay is Azor rather than the feeble looking Reek by his side
>Melly "sees snow" (uncapitalized) after Theon and Jeyne have escaped Winterfell and are escaping in the blizzard
>Vic's hand foreshadowed Greyjoys being healed by R'hllor- Theon's wounds will be healed/regrown by melly's fire magic to restore him as a Prince and a warrior of light
>he will regain his fingers, but they will burn like molten rock, and he will be given a volcanic cock of r'hllor to spread the lord's seed, paralleling moqorro's magic with Vic
>theon in a way has been dead a long time but he is a physical incarnation of what is dead may never die
>the dragon has three heads- Theon's three births.
>in having three lives, theon will also be lightbringer- he died the first time (Theon), he died the second time (Reek), but the third time, the weapon glowed with light (Azor)
>theon's name theme will be ongoing ("You have to know your name") he needs to learn his true name, Azor Ahai
>"theon" in Greek means "godly"
>grrm hates the cliche "true hero" idea, jon is too obvious, theon does horrible things and is weak making it surprising
>if anything, theon's opposite, the other outcast of winterfell, jon snow, will be geared towards being a heroic character but end up going dark after his resurrection, with a wolf's hot fury and a desire for revenge
>the final battle will be fought between the two sons of winterfell, the two brothers of Robb, neither a stark. but a bastard and a turncloak ward
>it FITS

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it's over lads.

i've seen the same shit for the last few years now.

once the season ends, /got/ lingers on, decreasing day by day in posts.

we are being quarantined.

see you all at r/gameofthrones

>This can't be happening I'm in charge here!

>Fucking in a tub

i would rather theon end up being azor ahai

Are you going to educate reddit on stannis?

Death? DEATH? Your gonna kill me? YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL ME? Why? Why, because I fucked you?
You fucked ME, you fucked ME. You came to MY castle, you married ME! I avenged Theon's betrayal, I got you a wedding dress, you took a fucking BATH! You wanted it, you wanted it,
you came out to me. What was I supposed to do? You married me, you fucking married me!
It was free lemoncakes! FREE FUCKING LEMONCAKES! It just shows up at my fucking gates! What am I supposed to do? "I'm Sansa Stark, c'mon, fuck me! The Lannisters won't know. C'mon, FUCK ME!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Reek! Hounds, You don't give a fuck YOU'LL JUST FUCK ANYTHING, YOU'LL JUST FUCK ANYTHING! Well, you lied to me, I've tried to help you, I let you in, I WAS A GOOD GUY, I'M A GOOD HUSBAND! AND YOU JUST FUCKING FUCKED ME? WHAT, NOW YOUR GONNA KILL ME?! YOUR GONNA KILL ME, WHY, WHY, BECAUSE YOU FUCKED ME WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS FUCKING INSAAAANE!

>Are you saying these janitors enjoy pruning threads so much they do it for free?

>see you all at r/gameofthrones

GOOD LEAVE

...

So which character besides Dany would vote for based Hillary?

>tfw /got/ is killed and wargs into r/gameofthrones

Thanks, Uncle Benjen

Stannis

...

Responding to the user about

>"I want you now, this very night. And I must warn you, after all these years of silence and whisperings, I mean to scream when you love me. I am going to scream so loud they'll hear me in the Eyrie!"

Couldn't the silence and whisperings just be references them hiding their love for each other?

Lysa's been in love with him for years and thinks he's been in love with her too but since she's married they can't show it so there'd need to be silences between them and at best whispering, but now that she has him, she wants to scream for all to hear. Sex isn't the only thing that requires keeping stuff secret.

if this show has any balls left, they'll show us some broken septa in the beginning of the next season

but Stannis is the rightful king by all the laws of westeros

In no way is this a bad opinion

>So which character besides Dany would vote for based Hillary?

Theon

How long till Dnd retcon the white walkers as good guys who were corrupted by demons or some shit and the only hope is if they unite and defeat the demons?

BIG

Cosmetic differences aside, Dany would probably support the Bern

oh screw off cuckold

Does that right extend to corpses.

DO YOU FHEEL THAT YOU'RE IN CHARGHE?

Why are Sup Forumsautists so obsessed with cuckoldry?

no that is what grrm is going to do dnd are going to make them generic bads

Weekend at Stannies'

Stannis may be dead, but he's still the life of the party!

>all these plebs don't realize that the Night King is BRAN!!

Black men have larger dingus designed to please white women. It's not that hard to understand duh...

EMPTY
VAULT

We come shitposting full circle.

Now we are become GoT Baneposting.

I'm here to remind you.

If you could recast any character, who would it be and why?

NEW THREAD

How can white men even compete?

here we go again...

The Others are nowhere near as antagonistic and cancerous as the ruling kingdoms of Westeros are to the general population.

The Others are just trying to cleanse Westeros of R'hllor's ideology. The Lord of Light is a fearmongering religion with no basis, The Greath Other is just an imaginary enemy, a placeholder for anybody who would otherwise challenge the hivemind.

>inb4 the white walkers are running from a bigger fish

BLACK

not an argument

COCK

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ah yes.

What an amazing coincidence! Just after people talk about /got/ being banned, posts like these appear. How strange!

Stephen Dillane as Stannis Baratheon

I feel his skills are being wasted portraying a cartoon villain, and would be better suited to playing a human character like Stannis

Who are best swordsmen in got can be either dead or alive?

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Fucking dumb ginger bitch

>Bran built a wall to keep Bran out

This is coming from the Bran/Howland user too.

The White Wolf.

That's not a recast you mong.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARYAAAAA SAVE MEEE

What did he do to them?

bran is bran the builder and bran the rebuilder smfh fucking autists

TWO FUCKING SWORDS
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I got into an argument with my wife's girlfriend over this. She said Ramsay raped her, but they're married! How can it be rape?

>arthur dayne has 2 personalities
>nicest guy you ever meet
>twisted fucking psychopath xD
>each has its own sword

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marital_rape

that guy on the left is going to have a rude wake up call when someone tells him the best he can hope for is to play a wildling cause he's ginger

I don't think you quite understand. I was suggesting they keep Dillane on the show, but change the character he is portraying to that of Stannis Baratheon, instead of a cartoon character.

the greatest swordsmen to ever live killed by Ned fucking Stark?

According to some fencing coach it's Bronn and Tormund

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That wasn't what was asked though. Follow the rules REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You talking shit about Nowit Henz?

Probably killed them, that or Bran did. No witnesses to dishonorable combat.

>Ned returns Arthur Dayne's sword to his sister
>Doesn't admit his sins

Robert's Rebellion was committed by the worst men in Westeros, and plunged the Seven Kingdoms into a fate worse than the Mad King.

Thanks for nothing, Bobby.

Anyone listen to music when you come on /got/? Try this listen to Warrant's where the down boys go but replace the lyrics with where the Jon bros go. Sing along with me!

A FUCKING FROG

Oh, my bad. If I had to recast a character, I would recast Stannis Baratheon from no actor to Stephen Dillane.

WE

The writers.

>but replace the lyrics with where the Jon bros go. Sing along with me!

*teleports behind you*
Think you're clever huh?
*gives you a wet willy*
Too easy!
*you turn around and no one's there*

>Don't look now, it's the SNUGGLE MONSTER!

SEE

>actionposting

Just rewatched season 1 episode 8.

>The Stark bannermen are in Winterfell 5 minutes after the ravens go out
>Robb and his bannermen crossed the neck 10 minutes after they were in Winterfell

Go on, whine about teleportation in season 6.

Just cracked open my 1st beer lads.

Robert wasn't innocent either...

>Robert and Rhaegar at the Trident
>They fight fiercely, blows raining like lightning, before a sword emerges through Rhaegar's plate-armored stomach
>Barristan, wearing an evil smirk, emerges from behind
>"How could you... you were a kingsguard...you were my friend, ser barristan"
>Barristan lops Rhaegar's head off and impales it on an iron spike.
>He bows and presents it to Robert
>"True knights are worthless, your grace. Allow me to murder his children as well. I want to feel their blood on my flesh!"
>Robert smiles a menacing smile, "All in good time, Ser Barristan. First we must murder his whore wife, Lyanna Stark"

And who are you...

He's too fast!

good lad

War brings out the worst in men

>tfw she's legal in Britain.

>How can white men even compete?
The way we always have, by cucking gooks out of their women.

Isn't that what the hound says at Blackwater?

>yfw you realise Aerys was no worse a king to the smallkfolk than any other king was
>yfw Robert's Rebellion was done because Aerys didn't give the nobility any special treatment in his tyranny

Davos says it in his bastardbowl speech before he demands Ramsay be brought to him alive as a sacrifice to R'Hllor.