a joke in five words
A joke in five words
knock knock
who who who whom there?
fuck off
i knocked up ur mum
I am black.
There are only two genders
why did the spider cross the street?
he said a joke not a fact.
(unless you count hermaphrodites)
why?
to get to the fools house.
knock, knock
Some people think Obama good
you fuck off, dick sucker
sodomeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee
Who's there?
The spider
OK joke but predictable
some people think trump god
People actually voted for Trump.
The United States of America
two black men and a...
actually my answer was going to be vault tec.
Knew you were the fool.
(typed from a laptop outside your house)
your mom suck many penises
penis penis penis penis micropenis
Go fuck yourself, OP. Seriously.
people believe Bernie would won
I'm not sure about op but I thought this was funny.
my mom is a tranny
can't when you sucking me
commander in chief donald trump
Moot still runs this website.
You a beaver? Cause dam.
how deep is balls deep?
now is this technically 4 words or 5 words
the jews control it all
Dad, how deep is balls deep?
Sex, or no sex?
Both.
when you reach fifth base
moot slaps trap dicks
Bernie would've won if Hillary hadn't cheated her way into the democratic nomination.
donald trump is our president
Lmao best one yet
this
that
is
not
5
words
can't be rape if you...
>5
>words
...
i stink and haven't showered
Well this joke turned sour quickly.
>the best
the weak always cry bullshit
>gayreeks
you open with 2 double quotes and close with a triple quote
>my autism can't stand it
you are a cuck ron
Then he says
THE ARISTOCRATS
that looks roman to me.
Big Black Full Of Crack
I believe in women's rights
America elected a Russian puppet.
i believe in men rights
I shot all of them
usa still a super power
Two dicks up, four outback
I believe in human rights.
niggers, niggers niggers niggers; niggers.
that is a feminine penis
I believe in animal rights
I believe in your rights.
trigger,trigger,trigger,trigger,friggers
OP is not a faggot.
I believe in you friend
Mexico won't pay for wall
I want that booty user
For sale: Baby coffin. Used
fucking kek
that pic killed me
...
Seal walks into a club.
dude traps are so gay
can you be into tits
the united states of america
OP is a faggot.
JK Rolling
for you user yes I can
bread roll
nice
Do you like my trips?
fiAve woJOKErds
putting it in that way
don't forget the thighs too
loli are not into pedos
why am i still alive
I'm so glad you're here.
There's more than 2 genders
god want you to suck
weak sauce user,need class
also referred to this post
A mirror will help then.
class is for the social
sex is for the beast
but that's not a joke
jajajajajajaja