A joke in five words

a joke in five words

knock knock

who who who whom there?

fuck off

i knocked up ur mum

I am black.

There are only two genders

why did the spider cross the street?

he said a joke not a fact.
(unless you count hermaphrodites)

why?

to get to the fools house.

knock, knock

Some people think Obama good

you fuck off, dick sucker

sodomeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee

Who's there?
The spider
OK joke but predictable

some people think trump god

People actually voted for Trump.

The United States of America

two black men and a...

actually my answer was going to be vault tec.
Knew you were the fool.


(typed from a laptop outside your house)

your mom suck many penises

penis penis penis penis micropenis

Go fuck yourself, OP. Seriously.

people believe Bernie would won

I'm not sure about op but I thought this was funny.

my mom is a tranny

can't when you sucking me

commander in chief donald trump

Moot still runs this website.

You a beaver? Cause dam.

how deep is balls deep?

now is this technically 4 words or 5 words

the jews control it all

Dad, how deep is balls deep?

Sex, or no sex?
Both.

when you reach fifth base

moot slaps trap dicks

Bernie would've won if Hillary hadn't cheated her way into the democratic nomination.

donald trump is our president

Lmao best one yet

this

that
is
not
5
words

can't be rape if you...

>5
>words

...

i stink and haven't showered

Well this joke turned sour quickly.

>the best

the weak always cry bullshit

>gayreeks

you open with 2 double quotes and close with a triple quote
>my autism can't stand it

you are a cuck ron

Then he says

THE ARISTOCRATS

that looks roman to me.

Big Black Full Of Crack

I believe in women's rights

America elected a Russian puppet.

i believe in men rights

I shot all of them

usa still a super power

Two dicks up, four outback

I believe in human rights.

niggers, niggers niggers niggers; niggers.

that is a feminine penis

I believe in animal rights

I believe in your rights.

trigger,trigger,trigger,trigger,friggers

OP is not a faggot.

I believe in you friend

Mexico won't pay for wall

I want that booty user

For sale: Baby coffin. Used

fucking kek

that pic killed me

...

Seal walks into a club.

dude traps are so gay

can you be into tits

the united states of america

OP is a faggot.

JK Rolling

for you user yes I can

bread roll

nice

Do you like my trips?

fiAve woJOKErds

putting it in that way

don't forget the thighs too

loli are not into pedos

why am i still alive

I'm so glad you're here.

There's more than 2 genders

god want you to suck

weak sauce user,need class

also referred to this post

A mirror will help then.

class is for the social

sex is for the beast

but that's not a joke

jajajajajajaja