My son won't stop watching "Totally Spies"

My son won't stop watching "Totally Spies"

I've asked him why he watches it and why doesn't he put on a cartoon for boys, he just says that it's "cool" and he "likes it"

What do? Is my son going to grow up to be a tranny?

I watched Sailor Moon because they were QT girls and there was nothing else like it

I moved onto DBZ though

Just wait for a good action cartoon to come on that looks as good as Totally Spies and he'll move on.

I skeeted to some toons during my days as a youngling, and I turned out fine. more or less

It's just the state of things these days. I hope you are regularly encouraging him to play sports and taking him camping at least a month out of the year. Otherwise start saving for SRS now.

This show is a fetish show user that's why he likes it also Alex is best girl.

dont worry, he'll just develop some weird fetishes and that'll be probably be the end of itl.

He thinks the girls are cute Papa.
It's basically Charlie's Angels, would you worry about your son becoming a tranny if he was watching that?

Worse, he's going to grow up to be a NEET waifufag who jerks off to cartoons.

Get him into a good Scout Troop and he'll be fine.

Children should have fetishes. Trust me, I speak to a lot of psychiatrists.

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Hes building up a spank bank. Kids straight.

Brainwashing eps > all other eps
Prove me wrong cucks

the show is pretty based and has some less than subtle fetish related episodes

>finding a good scout troop these days

From what I've heard the organization has gone to shit.

she's brown, dude

No OP, he's not a tranny, far from it. He's getting into deviantart tier fetishes.

Someone post /that/ comprehensive episode chart. Bless the fucked up writers for this show.

Your son is into inflation. Does he also enjoy Willy Wonka?

Probably watches it because he finds them attractive.

I started trying to jerk off to the female gargoyle on Gargoyles back in like '94. Then Gadget from Rescue Rangers. I NEVER missed an episode for the slightest hint of raging erection I got from watching them.

Pic related. I'm going to rub one out now in fact.

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2D Brown girls are literally perfect. Prove me wrong

It has, Eagle has kept some of it meaning, and anything past first class is just the route to Eagle.
Just make sure they drill good values into him.

>My wifes son

More likely, your son watches it because the girls make him feel funny down there

At least, I that's what happened with most of us here.

>these days
This show is 15 years old

All of the girls are great, but I'm sorry to say that Clover is probably the worst

>At least it's not Cardcaptors
I fucking loved card captors, fucking lesbionic undertones voyeur girl, magic dog.

Why the fuck are you not letting your son watch card captors you fucking jug head let the kid figure out his own shit and only step in when the fucker is being leftwashed.

>I watched totally spies too, bitches were hot

I disagree with you user.

You are right Alex is cute but she is not best girl.
Sam is best girl and Clover is shit. SHIT!

This meme is the dumbest and unfunniest stale shit in the world

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Sam is good to but I just prefer Alex.

Also I know why people would think Clover Is a shit because she can be a bitch but her bitcheness balances out the group without her Sam and Alex would be boring together as a team.

Also was Clover bi she always seem flirting to Alex and Sam sometimes throughout the show.

Your son is doomed. Just fuck him, m8

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only contrarians deny Clover as being the best

Get out of here C.K.

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OT, but why do autists on this site seem to think that you must ONLY like fictional girls and hate "3DPD"?

Why not... both?

>you will never find yourself in a scenario like this

Sam is best girl. Something about smart girls being helpless turns me the fuck on.

>Sam gets mind controlled, has her intelligence drained or memories wiped every other episode.

Her brain is going to be mush by the time she's 30.

Well, by that time she'll be a hag anyway.

Just a reminder, if you got it, they got it.

does the really happen in the show? Sounds kind of sad :(

Clover is a literal blonde goddess

She gets mind fucked a lot.

>there was never a proper 'Mandy doms Clover' episode
literally why

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I watched this as a kid because it aroused me. I turned out fine, not an .

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Are you saying you didn't enjoy the PowerPuff Girls when you were a kid? Christ, what an insecure little bitch.
Way to pass on your insecurities unto your offspring, bruh.

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>Something about smart girls being helpless turns me the fuck on.

It's because you know you're never have a chance otherwise.

Thank you based Froglegs

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Nigger I watched at least 20 episode of kim possible as a teenager solely for my dick and the show wasn't even well drawn

these things just happen

knew someone was gonna post that kek

>that Zooneyworld episode where Clover casually brainwashes her little brother into respecting her and says she'll leave him that way til college

W E W

it depends, which one is his favorite?

It just keeps happening

>implying they can outthink chloroform

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How did this become a gimmic on the show?

>somebody had a fetish

That episode where the villains use Alex's own utility belt rope thingy to capture her was great.

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Your wife's son likes it because it satisfies any fetish he has.

Well mind control is a pretty common thing for spy movie villains.

Do you have the webm of the scene with the giant octopi?

Didn't they do a sequel series with the girls' brothers a while back?

Was it just as fetishistic?

>That episode where the girls meet their predecessors and it turns out the villain had them under mind control for seven years.

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Don't worry, your son is just developing many, MANY fetishes.

Seriously how did they slip such a weird bondage device into a kid's show?

Lots of boys in the 80s watched Jem and The Holograms. The worst thing that could happen is that he could be posting on this board or one like it.

I'm looking at you user, confess.

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if no one has. post the bit with the laser. You know what I mean.

Other way around for me. DBZ got extremely repetitive, where as Sailor Moon (while formulaic in its own right) just had a more interesting band of characters and scenarios - plus school girls in skirts ect ect...

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Why not just use the laser itself on the door instead of all the mirrors?

I don't remember, did they get captured in that episode?

Because spy science.

Not him, but to me SM held up better because when you rewatch it in the original Japanese, DBZ is basically the same show it was in English. SM becomes basically an entirely different show after the first arc in Japanese, and the show as a whole gets much better than what we got in English.

I watched it also, when I was like 16 and I also liked it. Those spies are sexy you know...

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>dehydration
>fetish
90% of these aren't even remotely fetishes.

They just showed up out of the blue. Jerry reveals that they have been missing for seven years and were presumed dead. Then it was revealed later that they were captured on their last mission and put under mind control.

Fetish just means a person can't get off without it. Anything can be a fetish.

>you will never be a super villain in TS
>you will never get to capture qt grills in bodysuits and do weird fetish shit with them

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Nah, I have plenty of fetishes and can get off to vanilla just fine

That's not a fetish then, that's a kink.

Nothing beats anime designed for 9 year old jap girls.

Well, I guess I learned something today

SM was specifically written for all ages and for both girls and boys.

That's why its popularity lasted so long, if you go for only one demographic then it's dead once the audience leaves it.

>her legs are spread for him to get a PERFECT VIEW

>nanoha
>9 year old jap girls
It was actually written for men in their 20s, that is the target group.

I think they're actually crossed, so he's massaging her left foot.

just keep telling yourself that.

They ain't crossed

Notice the heel when watching