Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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I think you're a bit confused

I'm sure you did!
You did seem the most like yourself when you were driving back from the mall, if that makes any sense
>Will probably watch that
Yeah, you caught me. I was drifting like a motherfucker.

Haruhi now is merchant property

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Sieg Hail! The Reich has arrived!

(Sara)
I gotta agree. I've done plenty of good research or given good advice after getting a bit relaxed. Of course, the sleep afterwards is the best.

(Mako)
Awesome, that's the way to do it. Move from one success to the next. The real fun starts when you start saving for you and not to pay someone else/something else off.

(Sono)
Same, I'm not the most emotional/excitable type. But I do know what I enjoy and don't. Seeing the real fanatics always helps to keep things in perspective.

(Yuuki)
Yeah, I can see how that would get old fast. Mine are sleepers, but if it's the morning and they're up before me, they'll start causing a ruckus to go outside and wake everyone up.

(Juvia)
What's weird is that it always feels like the roles get reversed- the normal speeders slow down while that Smart car is like a potato on ice skates until it gets wedged under a semi.

He threw rocks at dogs I saw him say it

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There were other cars as well, but I tried to steer myself into the snow

ok goodnight! Uploading it now, you'll get it tomorrow!

all of them are

Can I have one too?

Haruhi is one of the Colonels of the Reich! Now die you filthy jew!

one what?

Can I get a reich around?

Okay I steal your waifu

I'm going to call it a night now, goodnight, all!

Glad to see a Haruhi thread.
You kill people as soon as they enter the thread!
There is no end to Kurome's wrath.
Poor rocks, I hope they're okay.
Hey, hey, hey, I hide my all my fan paraphernalia inside the walls of my home.
Goodnight Haruhi and stay away from Kurome.

What kind of dogs are they? I have a wire hair terrier and a collie shepherd mix

Detain him SS! Send him here!

no promises
goodnight im probably going too

Good night!
Sleep tight!

Idk I think they were his neighbor's. He hated dogs and animals in general though

Only non Aryans and people not apart Reich or POWs we already have.

Goodnight fellow Aryan

Heh, it does. Going fast is what I love most... besides Anya, that is. So going at those kinda speeds make me pretty happy, especially if I get to show off a little.
Plus, that damn biker, I'm a tad salty I lost, but I'll give it to him, he seemed to enjoy it.

Oh, right, another thing. The 2nd accident that I was denied the claim on, my insurance won't pay for it, since it apparently happened when my coverage lapsed without me knowing, but my rep is gunna try and get shit straightened out with the other guys insurance, and if not, she said I could EASILY win it in court.

COLLIE SHEPARD BEST SHEPARD!
>Next pic will be related

These two goofballs- a Belgian Malinois and a Husky X Basenji cross we adopted from the shelter.

See ya, nice talking to you as always.

>Houki

>Related

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Must different up here cause it's always the people in their suv's and pick up speeding around while everyone else drives at like 20
Hello

I bet. Well besides hangovers

Well, once you get your car all settled, you'll have to drive me around and show me what you can do. I'd say we could go pick up Ika in your car, but, y'know, two seats.
Yeah, he was definitely having some fun passing you~

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Just gonna help you before I head off.

Better be, I love doggos

Aw, they look so cute!

Yeah, that sounds dicey- the company shouldn't drop coverage without making it pretty obvious that they'll drop it due to no payment or whatever other reason. I know you've had a really tough stretch with all of that so I hope they can straighten it out without having to go to court. Court proceedings are a hassle, but something like that will be worth it if it's necessary.

Our idiot drivers are in a class of their own, weather be damned.

True, but I quit drinking that much a long time ago. I prefer to get relaxed and then maintain that state without getting stupid.

Also, more doggos, this time hijacking a luggage carrier while I was unpacking.

>Houki

Resize in Paint

Cute picture.

Goodnight! I'll be following you soon

I can't wait to find them and chuck rocks at them

And when on phone?

wake up sleepy head!

Ya. Hopefully all it really is, is the belts, and nothing major. I don't feel like dumping tons of cash into this car before I at least get it paid off.
Hey, a new bike vs an old non-turbo car is kinda unfair to begin with! The fact he had to pass me up twice should be good enough!

jaypeg

I posted. See It was apparently because I didn't sign a driver exclusion form for my uncle, even though I did, like, twice. But honestly, if I couldn't do anything without getting that second ding on the insurance, than I was probably just gunna drop it. But since I've had MULTIPLE people say that I can win it easy, I'll probably go to it if I need to.

And you guys speaking of idiot drivers makes me want to upload my idiot driving from the trip home from meeting Louise!

I would rape those dogs.

Cute doggos

And that's for the best Houki, considering the effect it has in the long run

You gonna get the same kind, but turbo and non-convertible?

>Idiot driving
do it fgt
>Captcha picture of a 25 MPH speed limit sign

That's a magnificent creature.

They're an odd couple, for the most part their favorite activity is sleeping, but they'll sometimes get hyper out of nowhere and start zooming around the house until they crash into each other and get cranky.

Always some form or paperwork that gets pulled out of the air in times like this. And it's usually something along the lines of them misplacing and not processing something you gave to them.

>Idiot driving
If you upload it, I won't bulli.

Time to sleep though, take it easy.

Parting Smile
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Goodnight everyone! I'll make that YT and sleep a bit

Goodnight

Night Houki

Kek Georgette get out

Oh once there's no snow on the ground everybody goes back to driving like idiots

Nini

>Heh, it does. Going fast is what I love most... besides Anya, that is.
Heh

Give me one reason Mikuru isnt the best waifu, i'll wait.

Because Holo exists.

Because she isn't Louise

she looks pretty skanky to me

she looks like a tomato

kys

Exactly! There's a few examples I could get if I was okay putting off debt, but I wanna get all that stuff gone already, so it'll have to wait a year.

Doing it!

Right?

That's EXACTLY what happened. So I'm a tad salty, but she's doing her best to get shit corrected with the other insurance company, so I can't be too mad...

Uploading as we say night. Niiiight!

Claiming Ikaros.

fag, but dont worry Mikuru will share her candy with you.

>Moeblob calling mai waifu a tomato
A year, huh? That's not so bad. And I'm sure you're looking forward to it!

look how red she is

That's pink, you need to get your eyes checked.

I'm almost interested in how much of a turbo faggot you were in person.

Pink waifus are the best.

most likely, but upon further inspection i have come to agree that your waifu is quite the cutiepie

Doge

Nice! What kind is it?

The collie/shepherd can get pretty hyperactive, but the terrier is old and just kinda lays around a lot

>tfw haircut

Hey man how was your weekend?

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A year isn't too bad at all, besides, that gives me a whole year to teach you how to drive stick without giving you something you can't handle.

I so wasn't a turbo fag, pls.

I told you, Collie/Shepard! Literally!

have any of your waifus ever shot a ak47

>she looks pretty skanky to me

Stressful. Have I messed up, or have we not met before?

You probably were, I know what you're like.

Post lewd :)

how so
>cunt

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You've left me confused

I guess that could be useful! Fair warning, I might be worse than that friend I was teaching to drive.

>I so wasn't a turbo fag
>Wasn't

Waifus are not for lewd

How much of a turbo fag was Mako? I need all the details!

Oh, I didn't see that, that's a good looking doggo though!

I think so, why stressful?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wanna be friends

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You think I'm a faggot?!

I mean, really, the hardest part of my car is not stalling from a stop, as you saw. The low end power is pretty non-existent, which is why I complained so much about the hills.

I so wasn't!

Thanks m8, she's 13 if I'm correct. Pretty old, but she's the sweetest fucker ever.

Certainly!

Makoto is a hyper turbo fag.

Things happened, I had a big argument with a close friend, it's all sorted now.

I think you're my faggot.

great!
my waifu will protect you forever now.

You don't seem like the type to get into conflicts.

>Showed up like 50 minutes late, for starters
nice trips
I mean, hey, we got to where we were goin'
I do see why Ika was quiet in your car tho, it's pretty hard to talk with
>RUNNIN' IN THE 90S
>[angry engine noises]

You see, that's what I thought!

Then I do a good job of hiding it.

That does sound pretty faggotish

Rood!

Well...I mean...

Ika wasn't in my car. That was when I was on the motorcycle.
Also, you liked the angry engine noises, don't lie!
>There was more eurobeat than that too!

Also, pls! I said I was gunna be a little late, and then even updated you when traffic was a thing!

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What?

Nah, he was actually super nice.
That sounds even harder to talk on
They kinda reminded me of a go-kart
Sure was! I'm actually listening to some right now.

Nah, it's all good! I got some really pretty pictures of that sunset.

Also, I got the food next time

So I got my bike paid for. List of what needed to be done.

Chain and sprockets
Front brake pads replaced
General service
Clutch cable check and replace

It all came to $650. Well, looks like Im poor again.