Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons

Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.

let's do

yes, lets. Anything to share?

yes but i cant cause it's a secret

I wish Donald Trump was my dad

I stuck a penny up my ass around the age of 6 after watching porn. At the time I hadn't yet realized that the women had vags and thought they were just taking it up the butt.

And I never found the penny.

ITT: OP declared maester of grand faggotry; not contributing to own thread

My secret is that I enjoy these threads.

ironically says the user who hasnt contributed either

I let my sister suck my boyfriends dick

> Be step father of 16 yo step bitch
> know she's whoring on omegle / chatrandom
> eventually meet her on omegle during one of her session
> just cam on my cock so she didnt recognize me
> both cum :)

nice fantasy.

I am not American, but I would have voted for Trump.

I have sex with a friend of mine's wife. He's a cuck. I've done some wild stuff with her while he watched

I've had sex several times with my older sister

when I achieve something in my life, I "punish" myself for it
for example: when I got the job I'd wanted for years, I ran myself to complete exhaustion at the track and passed out, after regaining consciousness I proceeded to cut myself at my apartment..

same thing but not so harsh methods when I succeed in composing good music and lyrics

I know its kinda weird and I cant explain it
I'm very happy with my life, and not depressed/never cut otherwise

I guess its a tribute to myself

was fucked by my neighbor's dog when they had me care for it while they were gone.

My cousin wants me to have a 3sum with her and her boyfriend. Up side I get to do stuff to her. Down side he wants to suck my dick and wants me to uck his.

I want to beat a woman and hear her cry for mercy.

im gonna be a father in 3 weeks iam 21 and i have never hated every1 in my life this much for not trying to understand how i feel about the hole thing i never wanted this kid. never. its like my dna. was stolen i feel used and forced to love something i didnt want to exist. i daily think of killing her hole family even though shes adopted and the baby and dissapearing to america

I have over $100,000 in uncancelled postage from my job

so the downside is you dont get to fuck/be fucked by him

dude just go for it. I'm gay and if I had the opposite situation I'd just make the best of it. Sex is just sex. You don't have to be attracted to him to enjoy physical contact.

i smell my friends my panties. i hate that i do it but i cant help myself sometimes

Just bang her and run
I smell my girlfriend's sisters panties all the time

say you'll agree to the getting your dick sucked part not the dick sucking part

I sometimes sniff my sister's and her friends panties. Nothing wrong with that

does she know or has ever caught you. i had a gf that would get turned on when i did that.

your sister? why? is she hot me personally i could never see myself doing that even if she was really hot.

No, I use her bathroom and raid her hamper

i troll about whitney a whole lot but if i were this guy i would enjoy being licked more than going home to my money

I told her that but she said if I don't suck him I cant put my dick in her

like sniff hers not her sisters

damn idk user i wouldnt do it i just cant picture myself with a dick in my mouth kek. Hope you come up with a solution tho

At my house, my sister has 2 friends (all in their 20s, all 8+/10) that literally live in her room. 1 male vs 3 females with 2 of them unrelated is a bit much.
I just use their panties so I can live. It's harmless.
Plus, who wouldn't their sister if they had a chance?

user from a few days ago that was molested by teacher. Not as secret saying the same thing twice

I spend a lot of my time focused on the details of dreams. I've kind of built my own theories about life because of them. I share them occasionally with people, and i know it sounds crazy, and it just might be, but the theories make me feel like I've accomplished something.

Just agree to it then fuck her anyway. What's she going to do?

i pay the 2 sisters of my wife for nudes.but i didn´t try on the third one cause she is smart and would tell everything.

Story?

user who lurks Sup Forums daily

Spreading hiv purposely. Because I didn't ask for it, and neither did you.

When did you start and what were your ages?

Are you here?

I'm your basic pretty boy jock. l was a the best football player in HS, now I run my father's company, make a shit ton of money, girls throw themselves at me blah blah blah you get the point. I have declined every girl that has approached me. I decline them because I have no sexual feeling for regular women. The only girl that I will have is an anime chick. Anime chick's are perfect where as real girls are nothing but drama and a burden. No one knows I watch anime let alone hentai. I'm 26 and have the choice of many women and Iturn them down instantly. I pray for the day that someone will build androids that can look like whatever you want. I will make her look like my dream anime girl and download all the anime l have into her memory so I can make the perfect waifu.

Shouldn't have had unprotected sex, moron.

hahahahaha while the knicks were getting their asses kicked XD

i had an affair with my wife's friend and got her pregnant. now her boyfriend is raising my kid while thinking it's his.

When my nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. It's only a secret because their parents are conservative jesusfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex, and they would not approve of gf being there and would probably really freak out.

Have fun in prison.

will do!

How old are they and how did it start?

bmp

and it is because of faggots like you that the rest of us can't enjoy life.

dude I'm a furry and I don't live in such a delusional world. I know I will never fuck an anthro. Fine to look at porn of it but don't kid yourself. You'll never have anything that feels like a real woman with that mindset. Just overpriced sex dolls that feel like crap.

The women in hentai and anime are generally very empty characters. I mean as a fag I get that women can be undesirable. But to abstain from it because you're waiting for something that will never happen is stupid.

more info. Like this sorta stuff. Harmless but fun

sometimes i bump threads.

I imagine we can't be too far away from what op wants

I'm obsessed with having no skin tags anywhere on my body. Every time I've found one I've cut it off. Also fascinated by home mole removal videos.

Worst one was a rather large skin tag on my taint. On Black Friday a few years ago while everyone else in house was asleep in early AM took a scissors to that bitch.

Took almost 20 minutes, hurt like a motherfucker as it was bigger than expected and bled like crazy but I got it.

I've fingered myself in public places without people noticing.

places such as...?

9 & 8. We are pretty close as a family, they stay with me fairly often, so I have showered with them quite a few times, especially when they were younger, so it's pretty normal. Their parents dont have any issue with it. 1st time w/ gf also was last summer. We all went swimming together, when we got back to the house I asked if they wanted to shower first or after me and gf. younger one asked why we all couldnt together. I tried to blow it off but "just cause" wasnt satisfactory answer so he kept asking why. I finally gave up and said fine, they could come too. gf said she didnt care, so we all got in. 99% sure it was the 1st time they saw a naked girl up close, they couldnt take their eyes off of her

How was the sex with your gf after that?

pretty much the same. I kinda want to let them watch us sometime but idk, will probably wait until they are a bit older, if ever.

When my sister was in her preteens, she was a very sexual person.
That horniness phase she had faded and she decided to become some sort of saint.
Now, she actively avoids even looking at stuff that remind her of sex.
It's obvious though she is frustrated for not having that big veiny triumphant inside of her...

Once, she tried to get us experimenting together, if you know what I mean. I was a coward, and let it go.
Later, I tried to reassess her invitation - about 2-3 years after.
Our grandmother died and my parents flew abroad to collect her will - mother was a single child and her mother had several properties she collected in her life.
I was left at home alone with her for about 2 weeks, so I knew I had time to act.
I decided to overcome my shyness (I was very shy) and let her "catch" me walk naked out of the bathroom.
She'd probably want to see and do more if she was anything like her preteen self, but instead she just panicked and ran to her room.
I dressed up, and two days after reminded her of that incident and asked her if she wanted "to see more".
She declined firmly and warned me not to try something like that ever again.
She has a short memory, forgotten all about this case right now and I'm not going to remind her.
I guess her offer when she was 13-14 really is lost forever. *deep sigh*

I never told anyone else about this tail, not even to my gf. She's into incest as well but would think I went too far...

She didn't get off on it at all? Would she be open to letting them watch?

she doesnt get off to it a lot as far as I know, but i know she likes to show her body off for attention. im sure she would be cool with it.

During showers, does she let them touch her or anything, is she down for that?

I have a desperate little stiffie in my pink sissy panties, and I secretly want hot girls to laugh at it.

>Be me
>Living in Los Angeles
>Mexicans.exe
>Sister comes home
>Tells me she was threatened with a gun by her bf's ex
>Asks me for help to get back at her
>agree
>she suggest drive by
>hesitant...slightly agree
>scatter gat loaded
>2K Honda Civic ready
>12am
>shoot at general direction of house
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>get home safe
>Morning comes
>we both say nothing
>news comes on
>Drive by shooting...blah blah blah
>...we killed her cat
>fuck.jpeg

TL;DR>>> Sister was threatened by crazy ex, did a drive by but accidentally killed the cat too

HookerChan you here????

she let them touch her pussy a few times during the 1st couple times we showered together, they were shy about it but she encouraged them, didnt force them to or anything.

I wish I had a confident person who could inspire me and instill some confidence to be my Dad also, I don't care who it is.

My Dad is a bankrupt alcoholic, and while I love him, I do not look up to or want to be like him. He has small traces of goodness, but I need someone to give me confidence, I want it so bad.

I'm a 27 year old male tho and there aren't any programs for guys like me who just need a father figure in their life.

I'm straight but one day, just to try it, I'd like to get on my knees and suck a guy's dick and let him cum in my mouth.

Anybody else have this feel?

sad :(

this doesn't help but absolutely fucking not man

not in particular but i leave my options open

Have you brought up having sex in front of them?

Sort of.

I'm not into scat, but I have this fantasy of a girl (and I'm talking super hot here) stuffing a piece of her poo in my mouth and duct taping it shut and leaving me in the closet for as long as she likes.

That's the closest I can come to fantasizing about something I'm not really into, if that makes any sense.

no, not yet

>be me
>talk with my 18yo female cousin
>she complaint about her boobs
>ask for a pic
>she sent
>imhard.jpg
>want to fuck her so hard since this
>joking about incest
>fail.mov

If I had to guess, I'd say you're into the predicament, the danger and desperation of the situation, more than the turd in your mouth. The turd is incidental, it's just to aggravate what she's doing to you.

hmm, I'd have to say that's probably pretty accurate.

There is a scene from Now and Then where these 4 girls steal the clothes of 4 boys who are skinny dipping that completely ruined me as a child. That rings true as far as what you're saying about the danger and desperation of the situation.

Astute analysis my man. I dub you an analrapist.

bumpp

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

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How did this start and does the sister have any idea?

i hate who i am. i hate and regret everything that i've done in my life. if i could start over and be anybody else i, would do so without hesitation.

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story.

I'm a 53-year-old bald man, father of three lovely children, and I love my wife.

But every night, when they are all asleep, I secretly go to my second room and lock the door and watch kpop videos on youtube and dance along as quietly as possible.

Simple ask her for nudes first and such, and then blackmail her.

I dream about castrating my ex for ruining my life often and in different ways. I left him when our son turned one because he was an alcoholic and a gambler. He put me in $8000 debt, took me to the courts because I wouldn't let him see his son. 4 months into the court ordered visits, he stopped taking him every second weekend as the papers ordered. He has not paid child support once in 8 years. He doesn't know it yet but I am about to fucking make him bankrupt with all the backpay he owes the government. He will lose his house, car and hopefully job, friends and kill himself for ruining our lives..

As a father of a son i must admint: Sounds fair.

banged my cousin once. Lots of fooling around before from ages 5-17

On his first birthday he stole my card that had $300 on it for bills/food, gambled it, won nothing, then stole $500 off his mother saying it was to buy gifts for him. Nope. Gambled that too. He then came home with bags of food from the Salvation army 30 mins before the party. Right then and there I ended it, and moved out 5 days later.

Hope the two of you are doing fine. Sounds as your ex is a real asshole.

How did it start, and progress?

sent me a message on New Year and it didn't notice until now, should I respond or do I just not bother anymore

Go to bed, Baron. It's late.

Doing great. :) He is the smartest kid in his class, great at swimming and wanting to play basketball for his school this year. Leaving that prick was the best decision for us. Turns out he's been fucking anything that moves, got fired from 2 jobs and moves constantly. Lol, I can't wait to bankrupt him on top. Revenge icing.