Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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-claims Ika before it's too late!-

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Why would you steal his waifu?

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-is my wifu- ;_;

I'm Confucius.

Can you get down from here now? You put the cups away and all.

Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~

Ryuko claimed
>inb4 Satsuki fags

Satsuki is better though.

Story-based yes, but i cant stand her eyebrows

-is Sonata Blue. Is also not sure how many people are using namesync at this point.-

._. -climbs down and scurries into the living room-

FEAR IS FREEDOM! SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION! CONTRADICTION IS TRUTH! THOSE ARE THE FACTS OF THIS WORLD, AND YOU WILL SURRENDER TO THEM, YOU PIGS IN HUMAN CLOTHING!

It's not even a monobrow.

Just so you know, I didn't literally mean "I'm Confucius", I was saying that I was confused.

o.o

So, what are your plans for the day user?

youtube.com/watch?v=MnymA33eoII

Reminder that all your waifus suck

also Uni get

-is going to sleep soon and makes a squeaky yawn.-

MEMECENTER.COM

mine.

yours

fuck weebs

Im in the Crohns thread now. And drank too much. What a night.

See ya then!

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RAW GARLIC user STRIKES AGAIN

He is starting to become my favorite user

>trips
*pat pat* :^)

No rolling for you tonight. Ive had enough already.

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morning cutie

Threads dying fams

Morning

It would have been nothing anyways, 5.

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xd

It probably would have been 05. And Im still not your 5th.
It died when Sachi fucked it.

Hello cutie.

Good morning then.

did you sleep ok?

what did you do with your swap meet sales?

Fine then, you can be 6th

Still no. I never signed your contract and you can't prove I did.

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

I slept decently enough, yes.
I haven't gone dumpster diving in a little while, it's been really here these past few days, so I can't really afford to.
How has life been treating you?

good morning!

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what's with that kissy picture!?

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I have more of those

How did you sleep?

still treating me great

are you enjoying your work?

Nice feet.
I slept, um, pretty well. Those pictures are making me blush. How did y-you sleep?

My cashier work? It's not unenjoyable, it helps actually put me out of my comfort zone for once.
That's great to hear. Are you happy?

I slept nice too. Just got woken up by my cats in the morning.
Also two of my packages came today. Shower gel and hair removal thingie.
So I went showering to try it out and shaved my body

NEBBY GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

Maximum over lewd!
I'm very happy to hear you slept well, you really needed that.

The mailman delivers packages that early in the morning?

Everybody do a cool pose.

so you're shaving? :o
I'm a really shy guy irl but doing cashier was very fun for me and I enjoy seeing happy customers

I hope you can maybe start to enjoy it

youtube.com/watch?v=NktBCpIBkm4

yeah, he usually comes at 9 o'clock

the shower gel should give me softer skin

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I hope an edgy pose counts too

>softer skin
N-now you're just teasing me~

Her eyes are scary...

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I said cool, not cute.

Cool like this.
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Sure am. I don't like body hair.

Not really, I do that for me too, you know?
I want soft skin that people like touching

>scary eyes
how about this one then?

>I want soft skin that people like touching

I think men instinctively love touching soft skin, they really can't get enough of it!

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Boring faggots.

Oh well, and I like being touched, can't get enough of it

Just... only by certain people and not everyone

Those look cool, I want to touch them.

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Hey Chen!
I think you enjoy breaking me down!

youtu.be/S2EekFCtptA
So this?

Nice, that's both cute and cool.
I think she's just overly cute or something.

Nice trips!
And no, I don't!
I just enjoy talking to you.

>eurobeat now, huh?
youtube.com/watch?v=EDBE7p8nO4A

Trips confirm truth!
>I just enjoy talking to you

>tfw no chara to handcuff to my bed

and now dubs, you're way too good at this

Lewd.

I think what's her face, Haruhi was getting gets like crazy last night. Also why don't you like body hair? It keeps you warm.

God damn.
I just don't like it. It looks ugly. I like it if you can run down your hand on the legs and don't feel anything but the skin.

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I think you're doing this on purpose!

ahhhh

>dubs again
And no, I don't. That's how I feel. I really don't like hair

I want to feel them so bad right now.

lewd!

Do you think stockings and the likes add to the sex appeal or do you prefer only seeing the skin?

what kind of question is that !?

i love both!

It was curiosity!

What breast size do you like the most?

[spoiler]Star from Star vs. [/spoiler]

I don't know! Something I can grab and squeeze!

And just like that I have to go, bye love.

Bye bye! See you later!

The only appropriate answer is DFC

So that's why I have a fanclub

reporting in

sup lil bunny :3

hi

:3

ayyy you too
doing fine?

Waiting

sure
you?