Dubs decides what I send back

Dubs decides what I send back

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This picture

Of course mommy I love you

Let's watch BvS Ultimate Cut instead. Pure capekinography.

Nows not the time for fear

get bent cunt

YOURE A BIG MUM

ask her for a blowjob

kys mom

this

Chick my dick mum, I'll hook you right in the gobber, real horrorshow

Charge your damn phone, Ed.

Winner winner chicken dinner

WE

this

text to her: "MOM'S GONNA FREAK"

I can't imagine having a mom that texts like a 9 year old girl.

Take your mom to the movies, you autist

"There are very bad people online mom who keep calling me a cuck and want you to get blacked. what do?"

I'll keep going since I'm bored, dubs gets next message

Do I have enough good boy points to eat chicken tendies tonight mummy?

niggers tongue my anus

kek

This picture

do it

Ah fuck

>Ed
>chick

Are you one a dem genderfluids?

well that was fast
better fucking deliver OP u piece of shit

do it faggot

aw yissss

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I can't believe you've done this

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Do it.

SEND

...

PRESS SEND

You're just going to send her something else, then open that up in paint and edit it.

>16%
Charge your phone you fucking faggot

Seriously this, get on it Ed.

Mummy can u paint your skin brown so u can tongue my anus too???

If dubs, you send this too, with the pic

Send her this link:

boards.Sup Forums.org/tv/thread/71854464/

*raises paw*

Wait are you a girl? I'd like a gf nicknamed Ed 2bh, if you'll have me, m'lady

Motherfuckers

This. Go on, chick.

if dubs, ignore this faggot's post!

>yfw OP's mom reads "kys" as "kiss" because nobody uses "kys" for "kill yourself" because "yourself" is one word, not two

it's fake you retards

MADMAN

>(4)
>implying you have friends

MOM'S

People use kys for kill yourself all the time, you're just autistic.

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>Fake
You can see the phone charging in each screen-shot

[citation needed]

HE DID IT THE ABSOLUT MADMAN HAS DONE IT

>tfw my mom is dead but yet you assholes have yours and treat her like this
baka pham

Imagine being arnie

>implying my mom isn't my best friend and I introduce her to countless kinos which she always appreciates

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What's mom's reply gonna be?

>1. Shock and dismay
>2. "It's okay, Ed. Your father and I always knew you were gay."
>3. "You don't get to bring friends."
>4. "You can bring your friends."

toasting in an epic bread

boys be thirsty

internetslang.com/KYS-meaning-definition.asp
Here you go, chucklefuck. It's even in .asp to align with your disorder.

>OP just realized what she did and had a mental breakdown

bump
Will post her response in the morning, just don't get your hopes up. She has a sense of humor...

Fuck you be my gf I'm really really alone

i think we should send her one more message

>are u strong enough
are there really women doing this shit? I've been seeing shit like "i'm man enough to vote for hillary", all the "man up and suffer for a woman", "man are too weak and intimidated by a 40yo" etc

none of my friends try this shit

wow that must be it's real there's no way to change that from one slider on the websites where you make these fakes really smart user

If dubs last message is pic related.

Basically, would post timestamp if i wasn't lazy and had a pen

Dik pik

Let's see your footgame

>nose piercing

Dropped

Marry me, Ed.

tits or gtfo

>Ed
yeah not gonna believe this

:(

why does your mum call you Ed, you freak?

Honestly my mom would probably laugh at this.
Anytime I watch a movie with my family and a black guy pops up she always shouts something along the lines of "look at this nigger here" while cackling.

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Please show me your feet pretty please

short for Eda, because thats me name

POST FEET

Okay, what the hell is Ed short for though? I'm American and I can't think of any traditionally female names that would be shortened to Ed.

I'm going to pretend your name is Edina anyway

tell her to stop calling you that

Edward

Name?

Youre qt wanna be my gf

?

Edadick

Edie you fuccboi

He meant female

god dammit I was afraid I was gonna waste dubs

>long hair
>NOSE PIERCING

>short as fuck name
>seriously 3 fucking letters
>bitchs so lazy she call you ed

what a fucking cow

Why do you like feet so much?

sort your hair out, are those dreadlocks or are you wearing a wool sweater on your head?

YO OP SO WHEN WILL WE FUCK OR MAKING LOVE AS YOU WOMEN LIKE TO CALL IT, HA HA