Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

her naked feet should be on the dashboard and that's where the camera should be focusing

Stubby ass toes

THICC

how about these

>being a disgusting footfag

>have tg fetish
>tfw female pov porn has started to become a thing

>tfw no gf

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Oh god, did they kick you out of /gif/ finally? Jesus christ go to reddit with your dumb gook escort, they'll give you all the upvotes you want there.

what did u mean when u quoted my two posts in this thread

>tfw no bf

tfw thigh fetish

who is she OP?

I don't know.

>tfw no gf

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do you become less horny when you have a gf?

I cant imagine not wanting to fuck that girl all day, or at least sticking a couple fingers in her vagina while driving.

Nevermind, thought you were the same guy as the OP. He posts the same trash webms on /gif/ samefags the hell out of his threads till they die off. Then comes back later on. I assume its him since the filename is his usual shit.

I think he got tired of people not paying attention there.

So girl in op is escort? Sauce?

i think it's just a matter of not being a virgin

>tfw ugly gf

I don't know how to feel about this, but then again I'm a fatasfatass

nah im not op. i don't have any porn that isn't foot fetish stuff.

yes. It's the trade off.

I've been thinking about suicide for a long time bros, my health issues don't make it easier

Watching movies where the guy gets a girl always makes me super depressed ;_;

Don't do it, fampai.

Webms are always of her wearing slut outfit in a car or hotel room so probably.

is that our potatoe queen before she put on the pounds?

That sucks dude.

Maybe build a 30lb artificial ass before you check out?

Why don't you have one?

>not loving you ugly gf

pleb

meh gfs would suck anyway. Sure you might get once a week for sexy time but majority of the other time you have to shop with her, spend lots of money on her, listen to her talk about her life's problems and I doubt she will find it appropriate if you keep taking pictures of her feet!

Because I'm 27 and live with my parents.

his fucking face is top tier cringe

>sexy time
neck yourself

So?
But that's what makes life worth living. A life spent alone is a life wasted.
Also get one with at least somewhat similar interests,

OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY & ASS

Women are boring aside from sex. It isnt worth the time and effort to be with them just for sex. Just fuck whores if it is really that important for you.

same


also a worthless poorfag NEET

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>But that's what makes life worth living.
So spending thousands of dollars a month on a girl who you only get to fug once and who calls you a creep when you keep admiring her body?

Nope that would suck

So I can't bring girls back here to fuck. I don't have a life of my own, I have a life dependant on my parents generosity. It kills any self confidence and makes me feel like a child. Not a good place to try to start a relationship from.

Get a part time job

As a social retard, great treenage romance movies are always difficult to watch, an emotional rollercoaster

It's not really about what I want anymore sadly

Here's a recent pictures, she lost all the weight but she was still a cutie when chubby

pretty much your avergae Sup Forums shitposter, I feel you

It's a recent pic, she lost it all and has returned to goddess form.

that one THICC pic of her on the beach is my fav, f a m

feels bad man

wtf thats where I went to highschool

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>ywn keep her chained up in a dungeon

>tfw shersha bros are the best

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>That lazy finger
kek

>I have all my knowledge of a relationship from Sup Forums

I just want to help her. Be a real man, and take care of her. I wouldn't even want sex from her, I'd just want to wake up next to her and see her smile at me in the morning as i help her get dressed.

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>t. bowl of eggs guy

we all do

But women ARE boring and the only ones who share any of my interests are uggos.

Too bad this chick doesn't do anything more lewd than this and doesn't even show her face

Widen your search then retard. Not everything in life just falls into your lap.

who is this and where can I find more

I do, it's incredibly annoying
Every day she wants to do something, "come pick me up lets go to the beach" "lets go get yogurt" "come over and hang out with my unbearable family"
Then if you say no she gets butthurt and sulks for the rest of the day

>those hollow glassy shark eye

She's shy so I don't wanna you to bother her.

which one's the glass eye?

every thread

>tfw you don't know which eye to look in so you alternate between the two then you realize you look like a tweaker so you just look at her nose then you realize she can tell you aren't making eye contact and just look away
Why is it so hard bros ;_;

>tfw rich tall big dick bf with thick thighs and strong arms and doesn't play video games and who used to bully people in grade school

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>She's not looking disgusted

0/10

please step on me

Yeah, same here. It's nice sometimes and alleviates being lonely but at the same time it gets old.

>you have to text all day
>don't text her back for a couple hours, it's suddenly a huge deal and you will have to explain yourself
>forced social interactions with her shitty friends and family
>have to buy her dinner all the time. gifts and cards. it's a monetary drain.
>have to listen to her bitch about her coworkers, friends, and family.

I miss my early 20s lads. I used to have 3-4 girl rotation of fuck buddies and nothing was expected of me but sex. just turned 30 and have have a gf for 5 years. don't be like me and waste your prime years.

Because I'm pretty fat. Even if I weren't fat I would still be ugly as sin. Not to mention many of the things that I like are not the same kind of things 80% of the girls around me like. That remaining 20% are either ugly or already have a boyfriend or consider me just a friend or just fucking hate me. I have an awful personality as well, so there's that.

God is punishing me by letting me live

>mfw I spent an entire 5 minutes alone with a girl during a college class when the teacher walked away and we were standing near each other and I spent the entire 5 minutes just looking at the ground
felt really awkward bros... what made it even more awkward is that I saw her the other day at the store and she eyed me in the eye.

>swn write a song about how small your pathetic white cock is and humiliate you in front of the entire world
;_;

I am getting fat. used to be skinny but even more worse: I am starting to go bald. I doubt you are going bald so there is still hope for you.

For me... not so much

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What the fuck is it with women and the beach? Fuck off with the beach already. I'm sick of this shit.

>tfw no tomboy gf like bex taylor-klaus

Just end my existence senpai

Yup, fuck her stupid family and her annoying friends
Anytime she's at work she just texts me the entire time complain, same shit every day "I hate everything" "My boss is so annoying" "Ugh I wanna die I'm so bored", etc. Then she's in a bad mood for the rest of the day especially since she wants you to come bring her food and hang out

I am sick of seeing tanned women at the beach... why do they want to ruin their perfect white skin?

have you tried getting a gf that isn't shit?

I still have over 40 games I have not completed on my Nintendo Wii U, Xbox's, PC so I can't complain about never having a gf if I can still keep myself very busy

>Have gf
>Find out she's a herbalife shill
>Break up

I mean there were other reasons for breaking up. All I can say is it'll be a while before I get another gf.

i want this boi to fug me!

I agree, every goddamn weekend they just want to go to the beach and sit there, they'll only go in the water for a quick dip so the only semi entertaining thing about it you can't do

>tfw fell for the marriage meme
>now I'm 27 and divorced

I've climbed back up on the horse, though. Since Thursday night I've fucked 3 different women in 3 different locations.

not the same guy but there is no such thing as a perfect gf. All of them will complain about their lives and demand you text them and act like asexuals who are never into sex.

Face it: men and women were never made to be together

>this video
mixture of deep unsettlement and feels

>Implying that hasn't been the same thing with every girl I've dated
VR can't come soon enough

thoughts?

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They're all shit once you really get to know them. I mean REALLY know them. Like years of getting to know them.

They slowly reveal their cunt power levels and all the sweetness and charm that originally attracted you to them wears off.

I was there when that guy first posted up webms. That was a hooker.

>can't get hard from his own fetish
That's kinda sad.

Sauce anyways

makes me feel unauthorized feels

Too much goddamn cuddling, nobody sleeps like that all the time
Eventually you try to sleep as far away as possible

Going to need a glass of water to swallow this read pill senpai.