Story thread

Story thread
incest is appreciated.

Came into girl,after i said i didn't
Made her lose the baby when she was preggo

came into a milkshake and fed to my cousin

this has potential

Contacted a guy on craigslist looking for adult models in an attempt to get my daughter an audition.

and did you succeed

Didnt pay bus fare

be born

I've manipulated a girl for 4 months, I trick her to suicide, but she didn't, now she's lesbian.

I had a guy come over to jerk off and cum into my sisters panties

dealt drugs and beat people up when they didnt have my money.

When i was 8 my house had a staircase that in the center went down 3 floors. My cat would always play along the rails on my staircase on the top floor and I thought it seemed dangerous as the cat had already fallen down it once before.
The cat was playing on the staircase rails on the top floor again and I saw it and went up there and what did I do? I pushed him off of it.
He fell all the way to the bottom screaming and meowing all the way down.
He ended up being okay but it was still the most evil and fucked up thing I've ever done. I still don't know why I did it.

Stole a friends gfs nudes off her phone and posted them online and also stole a pair of her panties

He replied and we're trying to work it out. He doesn't want to copy me on the video/pics because his ad was for a private collector. It's been back and forth. I also asked to be blind copied on all the emails, as he would be emailing her. Not sure if this one is going to work out or not, but I learned from the experience.

Fucked my girlfriend, her sister and her mother all in a span of two days.
Then her best friend two weeks later.
This was after I found out she was cheating.

How the fuck do you lose a baby?
The same way you lose your car keys??

Because some people just want to see the world turn

Are you retarded? They aborted it.

>Be me
>23
>Playing Pokémon go
>Taking over a gym as this little redhead boy walks up to me
>''Hey man what team you on?''
>Instinct
>''haha me too, i'm Andy look i'll help put in my best pokémon''
>He pulls out his phone
>Take over gym, he keeps talking about shit doesn't shut up
>We take over gym, suddenly Andy pulls out 3 more phones from his pockets
>Ask him about it, it's his own phone, his brothers phone, his sisters phone and his mothers phone
>Damn, all new iphones as well
>''Yeah we got them for christmas!''
>MFW I got shit for christmas
>Leave
>Really want to rob this kid for some reason, no idea why never stole anything in my life
>Come up with a plan, ask a friend if he can take over the gym seeing how he is in another team
>He takes it over, around 10 at night.
>he heads home since i'm not there because ''I ran into troubles and can't make it to hangout''

second guys need to do something

abort? as in aborting a program??
what the fuck

Make white people uncomfortable with my browness

I stole my my friend's charizard pokemon card

Jizzed on a photo of my step sister and hid it in my dads drawer, step mom found it and kicked him out, she was a fucking b-hatch.

I fucked my former best friend's ex who he was still completely, hopelessly in love with. Wound up dating her. Their relationship was pretty toxic and it fucked her up pretty bad, she said she was with me because I made her fell good about herself again.

Anyway, when he found out and confronted me, I dunno what the fuck came over me, but I started dancing around laughing like the Joker and singing "you broke her, I fixed her! You broke her I fixed her!" over and over again.

He tried to punch me, but I'd been doing Muay Thai for about 5 years at that point and had about 5 inches of height and at least 60 pounds on him, so I wound up breaking 4 of his ribs with knees. Left him on the floor crying, went back to his place, she came over, and we fucked all night.

b8

well, you killed her descendance

>Bud takes over the gym and leaves
>I watch him walk out of the street from a corner, wait till he is all the way gone
>Go near the gym, hide in between some cars (It's in the middle of a bunch of apartments)
>Adrenaline is pumping, what am I doing I am asking myself pretty loud
>After sitting there for two hours, I see someone walk up
>It's Andy
>No no no stop dude walk away
>He starts taking over the gym, with his phone
>I watch him like a creepy mother fucker
>He is done, he sits there for a minute and then I see him reach into his pocket
>He grabs the three other phones like before
>I dont remember much since I just adrenaline rushed black out
>I remember it as : I run up to him, push him grab all the phones and run for my life
>How it really happened : I ran up to him, sucker punched him took the phones and ran for my life

I stole 4 phones from a 11 year old Sup Forums
MFW pic related

I'll take shit that never happened for $500

I was 19.
My little sister was 11
Parents left us and we had a pool out back.
It was 89 degrees out so I told her to wear her swimsuit.
After we played a few games in the pool I took her back in the shed behind our house.
She asked me what I wanted to do.
I told her I wanted to play another game with her.
I told her she cant anyone what we did because we'd both get in trouble.
I reached up an grabbed my Father's antique chess set his father gave him before he died.
He never wanted us to touch it.
we played Chess.
i taught her how about castling.
We went back into the house and watched TV
Parents never found out.

It actually did. It sounds like bullshit, but it actually fucking happened.

Pool out back, i bet $500 bs

Every second I don't help promote Pink Season

KEK

... I don't do evil things. What kind of fuckos are you guys?

Most evil thing?

>Found Sup Forums
>Stayed.
>/thread

race-mixed :D

The ones that do bad things

I do not blame her

>totallyhappend.exe

I. Funking. Love. You.

>be me
>be 16
>dating a chick one year younger than me
>unstable
>kinda desperate and alone
>known slut
>was molestered repeatedly between ages 3-8 by stepdad
>stepdad used to tell her what a good girl she was while he diddled her
>asks me out
>sure
>spend time together
>she falls in love
>im enjoying the weird sexual things she lets me do to her
>after maybe a year find out shes been messaging some other guy
>talking about sex and hooking up
>well shiiieeetttt nigga
>decided to fuck with her
>we get into some kinky shit
>have her tied up
>on her stomach, hands tied above the head, pillow under the hips to raise dat ass up and legs tied together
>plowing the fuck out of her when i whisper into her ear thats shes a real good girl
>TRIGGERED
>she starts freaking out
>keep saying it while fucking her
>finish
>untie her
>punches me in the face and i get dressed and leave
>she goes into downward spiral of depression
>loses her shit constantly
>tries to kill herself a month later

tl;dr: I forced a chick to relive the most painful part of her life and she almost killed herself.

Back in high school, I sexted a girl who had a huge crush on me (I had a girlfriend too) and eventually she asked to hook up with me. I got her to message my girlfriend asking if she could blow me while my gf watched. She and I thought it was so funny we sent the screenshot of her asking to all our friends and she became known as a turbo slut. In the end, she ended up giving in and fucking the whole marching band and now gets gangbanged on the reg at college. I wonder how much was my fault.

Lol Andy and his parents had it coming
The way I see it you taught that kid a lesson

>First I told her to close her eyes
>Uhh what are we doing user?
>Carefully I slid my cock into her mouth
>KAAKK
>eh she seemed surprised
>dick out still, she opened her eyes, and ran away screaming
>just as I got my dick into my pants I heard her crying to her mom
>oh shit
>having to get the hell out of there, I ran
>now I was being chased by her brother and Dad
>can't seem to get away
>enough is enough, I'll fight
>nigger punched me so hard I dropped
>assholes raped me as vengeance

Read the first letter of every sentence

Ooh, also, I fucked like, literally the nicest dude in the world's gf for a while. The three of us were hanging out one time and got hungry, so while he ran out to get subway (about 15 mins away) she gave me a blowjob. I kind of feel bad about this one actually. I mean, it's good for him they ended up breaking up, but I fucked her like a half dozen times while they were dating.

Hahahahha sure you did

I reckon enough for you to be proud of it anyway user

why did you punch him? it was a defenseless child.

fuckedjohncena

Put hand sanitizer in my English teachers drink when she wasn't looking. Thought I killed her.

Have found multiple sets of car keys on the sidewalk, I take whatever keychain I want off the keyring as a keepsake before throwing the keys into the trash.

Found some dudes glasses in a dorm bathroom and smashed them, not even 5 minutes later he's walking the halls blindly asking where are his glasses. I ignored him.

Went on the deepweb, found CP, fapped, then went back to it a few more times after. That is what I think I feel worst about.

I work in kitchens, I've definitely served food that his fallen on the ground, and I make food for foreign people extra shitty so they have a bad dining experience because learn to speak fucking english.

sold methamphetamines to a recovering drug addict ex-con and ruined his life for a second time

> I make food for foreign people extra shitty so they have a bad dining experience because learn to speak fucking english.

That sucks.

They break up because she was a cheater?

Not for white people.

Had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

There are foreign whites.
There are non-foreign whites.
There are foreign non-whites.
There are non-foreign non-whites.
There is no correlation and you're a shitty fucknugget.

>be 18
>have to walk to train station to get to work every morning
>there's this dog that sits outside its drive and barks at me
>makes me jump and feel inadequate
>I cross the road one time to avoid it
>stupid dog decides to cross
>almost gets hit
>mmm idea
>cross the road as a car is coming
>dog runs over and skids across the floor

Success

Plenty of white foreigners.

Deliberately got my little sister fat so I wouldn't want to grope her.
Groped her anyway.

Fucked my dog

fucked the neighbors dog.. Dogs give great head but its extra difficult putting it in there ass.

>Dogs give great head
Sure, buddy, but only if you don't need your dick anymore.

I had my dog eat my pussy. Still the best head I've ever gotten

rafering to the way they lick and have a rough toung

story?

this needs green text version

sandniggers. I will undercook your chicken and try to give your kid food poisoning.

It's called bait, kids.

...

Probably having a quickie in the car with my noe ex in the parking lot 20 ft from a candlelight vigil of a kid who OD'd on heroin.... found out after we got out of the car and a dude handed us a candle.... felt kinda like im going to hell after that

KEK

That's ok user
You seem like a good brother.

>defencless
That fucker could have had any number of high levelled pokemons.

He OD'd; it was his fault, fuck him.

I watched a girl become naked.

>be me, 18 y/o at college
>become friends with this foreign guy
>he is the popular guy around college, friends with everybody
>super chill personality
>4 years later we are best friends
>hang out all the time, almost too much
>slowly sense him beginning to turn into a cunt
>he gets with some cancerous bitch who completely converts him to maximum cunt
>dumps the bitch 2 years later but maintains his cunt personality
>still hang out with him but it isn't the same
>leaves me alone with his laptop one day so I get his fb and email passwords
>stalk his account almost everyday, log in every now and then to see his messages
>meanwhile irl we start to drift apart due to him being a cunt
>continue to stalk his fb and find messages of him talking shit about me and a bunch of other people in his class
>screenshot the shit he has been talking and send it to the people
>also looks back through his messages with former cancer gf and finds not only her nudes but his own
>sends his nudes to his friends
>completely ruins him
>waits patiently for him to kill himself

r8?

I once made a mean comment on Sup Forums.

post nudes.

did you watch the girl become clothed too,
did yo watch the girl become a boy?

She became a fruit drink?

Post nudes or it didn't happen

lol

TOO FAR user

Pretty scummy shit man.. but you got dubs so you're forgiven.

>be in middle school
>Pokefag, playing Diamond version at the time
>Kids think I'm cool for playing Pokemon and being older than them (they were like 5-6th graders)
>They ask me to trade
>Get idea
>Tell them I'll trade them legendaries for their starters, rares, etc.
>"Ahh crap, I've got all my good stuff on my copy of Pearl. Let's just trade some of my shitty stuff for your good stuff, and then I'll trade ya when I switch the games out"
>"Lol okay!"
>Get hella good shit from these kids
>Hop on bike and ollie the fuck outtie

Kek

i asked for MODS on a pic that wasn't cheese podestapizza

tits or gtfo

I stole candy from a baby

It was squishy.

Kek is amused

the same way you lose yourself in the music the moment, you own it you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

>12, on a church trip to see old churches with youth group
>Hated every bit of it, had to go bc parents very Catholic
>We attend Mass at one of the churches
>Some kind of special mass or something
>Just ate 2 burritos night before and ready to blow
>Indegestion, super gassy
>I'm holding it in with every bit of strength
>"God if you're listening, don't let this happen"
>Never prayed before that moment
>Kid next to me pokes me with a donation basket
>KRAKATOA
>Literally scared the shit out of me in the middle of a silent moment meant for prayer
>all the other kids laugh
>I'm fucking devastated, I can no longer show my face at school anymore
>Chaperone comes over, smells the scene and nearly throws up
>Yells at kids next to me
>I'm fucking saved
>Everyone thought it was this popular kid
>First moment I get, I go to bathroom and throw out underwear
>Actually made some friends by making fun of the kid who got blamed

Then Randy Orton comes out of nowhere, but JesusGod tries to stop him, but Randy is too powerful and, OH SNAP! Is that Abradolf Lincler?(He is basically Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln in the same body, I have no time to explain)OMG is helping JesusGod, and OH BOY! Abradolf is trying the holochaos, and nails it BOOM! That's the end of Randy Orton, and since this is an erotical story, they went to a stripclub afterwards, and fuck with Trixie and Donna, they had so much erotic fun and sexual sex.

The end.


/thread

How does your family expect her to survive if she can't play proper chess?
Godspeed user

Stole all my roommates dope (heroin) and refilled the bags with pancake mix.

It was a good amount, I got high for a week. She didn't get high, but apparently it's not lethal to inject pancake mix directly into your bloodstream.

while cycling a dog looked at me and came running, metal part at the bottom of the cycling shoe pierces it's nose.
noticed blood pouring on the pavement and a part of the dog's nose dangling.

Picked up a quater

You're evil just for existing you nigger