Mfw everyone in this board is dumb, but me

>mfw everyone in this board is dumb, but me

>mfw me too

Who /smartbutlazy/ here?

>mfw me three

Go suck a dead dogs cock you vegan faggot

shrewd frogposter

no u

>tfw dumb

>mfw im the only illiterate and your all dumb haha

i wonder what percentage of Sup Forums posters are making more than the median household income

>nobody on this board is real except me. all posts are by me and I meticulously post all threads and responses
>I am alone
>nobody is real
>death is the only absolute

>mfw everyone in this board have different opinions than me

as long as you're a racist shitposting pedophile virgin you're welcome here user

>mfw this thread is deleted

no it isn't, because I'm not you and I'm here too
so there's that

*teleports into the thread to briefly glare at OP before teleporting away*

Didn't know that solipsism was back in fashion.

Psychopath here, AMA

are you pic related?

>tfw im the biggest normie on this board
What a good feel

what's it like to have a girl love you back?

>mfw everyone on this board is me

Like salty coins.

My annual house hold income is 50000 soooo no.

us median is about 50k so you count for the percent i guess

>making income

what am i, a rocket scientist

I wonder what percentage were handed a good education just for growing up in an upper middle class family and are completely wasting every opportunity they've been given in their only life here on earth.

aye famalam this board is shit

Yo

you forgot your frog

>tfw smarter than you

I live in canada so its 57 for me.

yea but ur not smarter than my tommygun PKEW PKEW PKEW PKEW GET REKT

>mfw reading this thread on acid

you idiots don't even realize all that you're missing

>you idiots don't even realize all that you're missing

you're me, so I know I'm not missing anything

Dumb 3D frog poster.

how can Sup Forums be real if Sup Forums isn't real?

i'm not wasting opportunities, i'm funposting on a malaysian painting board

How can I be real if

>mfw everybane is a big guy except for you

But what if I am wearing my anti tommy gun shield generator belt?

WHO ELSE HERE IS ME?

>browsing 4chin while on acid
>not going outside for a walk
top pleb

>misses trips by one
top pleb

What a waste of good acid.
Dumb frogposter.

It's true, I'm pretty dumb. But I can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. So suck it, bitches.

>implying I don't get dubs at will

oh shit son

Huh.

Me
Feels good to be privileged and lazy

shit thread, of course itll stay up.

...

is this true???

...

Bullshit, do it again

Literally the most satisfying feeling in the world

If next post is 4 I am the smartiest of them all

anytime kid

>mfw i just ate an entire bag of doritos

...

God damn it.

what's going on in this thread

REEEEEEEEE

>floridian
>fat gluttonous faggot
>shitposter
did i make this post?

Nothing but this 8

>be an iCuck
>think you're smart in any conceivable sense

Top Wew lad

>mfw i can't even be sure other posters aren't figments of my imagination

a new post is made on Sup Forums every 2.21142566 seconds

just missed the trips ;_;

Then get the fuck out and never come back.

You want reddit.

Nice false flag, redditurd

i am a redditor with 1134 karma AMA

Holy shit this reminds me of being a kid when kids said shit exactly like this

>tfw i think you are useless/dumb but strangers have told me that im smart/don't give myself enough credit

Man, i just don't know.

How can I regain control of my life?

first step is getting permanently banned from Sup Forums

control is another word for power

power comes from the barrel of a gun

if you shoot yourself nobody can ever control you again

1343

1343

Grow balls and do it. There are no shortcuts. No one feels pity for you, stand on your own.

So in other words post CP or secret documents that reveal corruption corruption on a US or global scale, proving corporations donate to political parties making campaigners rich and in order for candidates to support these corrupt corporations in order to gain more tax breaks and shady dealings?

I get that too.

damn..

Which one do you think has the least repercussions?

I just pooped my pants, ask me anything

nice dubs
what was the consistency of the stool?
can we get pictures?

>mfw I say my favorite movies are Batman Returns, Fight Club, American Beauty and Jennifer's Body

>mfw everyone on this board isn't outrageous, but me

Hello

>tfw only guy on this board with a foot fetish

This thread is pure cancer.

...

No u

retarded pepe is literally my favourite meme

favorite*

fuk u

This is an American site, you slimy brit.

>tfw if I has started tripping in 2008 I'd be Sup Forums's most famous tripfag

Shut the fuck up you yankee cunt

we own the memes faggot, come take them