Be you

>be you
>walk into daughter's room
>see this
what do

Tell her to clean her closet. Disorganized

tell her to clean her room. it smells like shit in here.

Yell "you're not my daughter". Lock the door and call the police.
Obviously.

My daughter is 5 so I think I would be pretty disturbed

...

Wait i have a daughter.
That means at some point in my life i had sex with a real women,

Fuck yeah not a virgin
i would be happy

So you'd just walk out and say "im happy"?

well, that's not my daughter, so I would fuck whoever that is and tell her to get out before my wife and kid get home.

Good man