These 8 are fighting in a battle royale to the death, who wins? To make it more interesting, let's give each of them a weapon, an ability, and an animal companion
>Kate Bush: has a bow & arrow, infinite stamina when sprinting up inclines, and a hunting dog
>Bjork: has a traditional viking spear, the ability to manifest a clone of herself for brief periods of time, and a swan
>Fiona Apple: has a knife constantly above 200F, can subsist on no food for days at a time, commands a wolf that may or may not have the mind of her ex-boyfriend
>Joanna Newsom: has a sickle, can navigate by the stars, commands both a monkey and a bear
>Janelle Monae: no weapon but is an android with superior strength, speed and durability, commands a similarly robotic panther
>Annie Clark: has an axe, can perform medical procedures on herself (or others) when injured, commands a swarm of rattlesnakes
>Grimes: has a katana, can withstand the elements due to her Canadian upbringing, commands two goblin helpers
>Julia Holter: has a cattle whip, is stronger near the ocean but can't actually swim, commands a horse
These 8 are fighting in a battle royale to the death, who wins? To make it more interesting...
Lana wins
/thread
This is probably going to get pruned but I pick Annie. Also, why the fuck did you make this thread.
the only thing she'd win is a burger eating competition
s-shut u-up!
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>She doesn't like fighting she's a hippy.
I ONLY LISTEN TO JAZZ!
What?
No I don't.
I like several artists on the OP. She's a folk artist anyway
they all lose cuz they have no souls like all celebrities and they probably also have ties to child pornography rings too.
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That was one album.
They are all pathetic and WEAK
you have a really bad taste in women
HEJIRA!
GO BACK TO THE SPOON THREAD! SUCKA!
Okay, real talk, Kate Bush has an overwhelming advantage over the entire arena as long as her arrows can pierce Janelle Monae and her panther.
I mean so this is really more about the age/physical condition of the star and the powers OP has given them. Let's see:
>an old lady with a bow and arrow who is good at cardio
>an old lady with a spear who sometimes has a twin
>a middle-aged anoresic with a hot knife and a wolf
>a young, fit, athletic woman who is actually an android with superior strength, speed and durability as well as a robotic panther
>a middle-aged lesbian with an axe, a knowledge of medicine, and some snakes
>a young woman with a sword and two goblins
>a woman with a whip who can't swim
I'm just saying that one of these things is OP, and it ain't Goblin Girl.
You've made Janelle Monae into the Terminator. Only with a Terminator Panther as well.
But Bjork, Joanna and St. Vincent are powerful too.
Why is Janelle Monae's companion not a buff-ass crack-selling gay guy she partly raised from the time he was a little boy because his real mom was a crack head
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Yeah, but Google says she's 5'0". Seems like an equaliser to me.
Because I didn't see Moonlight sorry
In all honesty I shouldn't have given her a panther, Teminator Monae is OP enough just like said
You forgot Joanna Newsom and her Monkey and Bear. Assuming said monkey isn't a con artist and said bear doesn't up and turn into a fucking constellation, having both of those animals at her control is a huge edge.
>Also, why the fuck did you make this thread.
Seconded.
With that said - Grimes, since there is absolutely nothing (apart from the existence of goblins) unrealistic about this scenario.
This thread is a case study of a certain disorder.
Grimes beats all of them, it's not even funny.
Grimes exists therefore goblins exist
Cool katana.
get rid of Fiona Apple, Jaenelle Monae and Julia Holter. They never get any discussion on Sup Forums, you don't get to force your own waifus in.
Fallacy. Grimes is real, goblins are just some fictional characters.